Help Me Rox #5: Holiday Ho Ho Hos

Help Me Rox with Rox of Spazhouse, Mighty Bill and Jon Boutelle on the board

Widge’s Note: Late putting this one up. Sorry for that. 2012 wasn’t finished stealing my lunch money.

Holidays. Fitness. Sex. No matter what your issue, you should feel no fear. For Rox has arrived with another episode of Help Me Rox to give you survival tips on these topics and many others. She takes from her bindle of wisdom and bestows the goodness upon you, free of charge. Well, as far as you know.

Joining her on this quest to save your happy ass is Special Guest Mighty Bill, professional viking, part-time lord of evil, giant flask model and one of the curators at Kinky and the Geek. He also owns a bar that makes Leigh speechless. Think about that. Also, the man working as fast as he can to engineer this beast as well as keeping Rox’s lawyer on speed-dial..that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.
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Help Me Rox #4: Speaking to Dragons

Help Me Rox: DragonCon Special

As we roll inexorably towards the waiting maw of DragonCon 2012, Have No Fear. Rox has arrived with another episode of Help Me Rox to give you survival tips on your convention experience. She takes from her bindle of wisdom and bestows the goodness upon you.

Joining her on this quest to save your happy ass is Special Guest Leigh, our own Minister of Fine Spirits, not to mention DragonCon track director. She’s seen it all, done it all but was Never Convicted. Also, the man working as fast as he can to engineer this beast as well as keeping Rox’s lawyer on speed-dial..that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.
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Help Me Rox #3: Drinking Problems & Hobo Solutions

Help Me Rox: Rox of Spazhouse, JJ Hawkins and Jon Boutelle

The faithful have been rewarded! And everyone else has been punished! But in the end, everybody gets what they want. The new episode of Help Me Rox beamed via InstaHobo (the images are stenciled and then spray-painted onto the side of a building). Our own artist in residence, Rox of Spazhouse, takes your pleas for assistance and cries for advice and counsel…and delivers the goods. Like a hobo soothsayer, she bestows wisdom. Wisdom and beans.

Joining her on this quest to save your happy ass is Special Guest J.J. Hawkins, actor, baker, Doomsayer at the Website of Doom and the lead Martian at Mars Needs Podcasts. Also, the man working as fast as he can to engineer this beast as well as keeping Rox’s lawyer on speed-dial..that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.
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By | 2017-09-24T22:30:58+00:00 July 3rd, 2012|Help Me Rox, Podcasts|4 Comments

Help Me Rox #2: Hey, Nice Bruegel Hat

Rox: Hobo Queen

So it is written, so it is done. The new episode of Help Me Rox beamed via Hobo-Satellite (a Pringles can with some tin foil, wrapped with twine and shot into space). Our own artist in residence, Rox of Spazhouse, takes your pleas for assistance and cries for advice and counsel…and delivers the goods. Like a hobo soothsayer, she bestows wisdom. Wisdom and beans.

Joining her on this quest to save your ass is Special Guest Expert Kim, the Candy-Coated Princess of Darkness. Also, the man working as fast as he can to engineer this beast as well as keep a taser handy in case Rox “Roxes out”…that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.

They number three–but their fu is mighty. Enjoy this second episode. If you want more, you know what to do: retweet this. Facebook it. Google Plus it. Whatever it. And leave comments. Hopefully nice ones. And even better: submit your question! Give the show a call at 404.382.0769 or on Skype at Need Coffee Live or even send it via email to help me rox

[at] this domain dot com. If you can’t figure out how to translate that into a workng email address, then Rox can help with that too–but you’ll have to use the phone number. Enjoy.

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Help Me Rox #1: The Keynote Address

Rox: Hobo Queen

The number one way that people said Rox could help them was to do an episode of Help Me Rox. So therefore, It Has Been Done. Our own artist in residence, Rox of Spazhouse, takes your pleas for assistance and cries for advice and counsel…and delivers the goods. Like a hobo soothsayer, she bestows wisdom. Wisdom and beans.

Joining her on this quest to save your ass is Special Guest Expert Serv, veteran of a Thousand Psychic Wars. Also, the man working as fast as he can to engineer this beast as well as keep a taser handy in case Rox “Roxes out”…that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.

They number three–but their fu is mighty. Enjoy this first episode. If you want more, you know what to do: retweet this. Facebook it. Google Plus it. Whatever it. And leave comments. Hopefully nice ones. And even better: submit your question! Give the show a call at 888.665.8825 or send it via email to help me rox

[at] this domain dot com. If you can’t figure out how to translate that into a workng email address, then Rox can help with that too–but you’ll have to use the phone number. Enjoy.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:32:43+00:00 March 12th, 2012|Help Me Rox, Podcasts|1 Comment

Help Me Rox: The Pilot

Rox: Hobo Queen

Another pilot episode of another podcast takes to the air, borne by mighty zeppelins piloted by an army of hobos! It’s Help Me Rox, where our own artist in residence, Rox of Spazhouse, takes your calls and cries for advice and counsel…and delivers the goods. Like a steampunk oracle, she bestows wisdom, come hell or even more hell.

Joining her on this quest to save your ass is co-host Aaron Poole, veteran podcaster and an expert in Irish alternate cinema. Also, the man working as fast as he can, shoveling coal into that thing you shovel coal into–that’s Jon Boutelle of The Unique Geek.

They number three–but their fu is mighty. Enjoy this pilot episode. If you want more, you know what to do: retweet this. Facebook it. Google Plus it. Whatever it. And leave comments. Hopefully nice ones. And even better: submit your question! Give the show a call at 888.665.8825 or send it via email to help me rox

[at] this domain dot com. If you can’t figure out how to translate that into a workng email address, then Rox can help with that too–but you’ll have to use the phone number. Enjoy.

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By | 2017-09-24T22:35:15+00:00 November 18th, 2011|Help Me Rox, Podcasts|2 Comments