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04.23.07 by Widge @ 6:11 am Each week we try to start you off right with a bit of video that makes little to no sense, just like real life. Here we have, from the 1979 movie Starcrash, a Harryhausen-esque droid with a sword fighting David Hasselhoff, who wields both a lightsaber and eyeliner that Johnny Depp obviously ripped off for Pirates. Is that...yes, it's Marjoe Gortner, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently, Christopher Plummer is in this, too--and upon reflection, I'm amazed I've never seen it. There was a time in the mid-80s where I systematically went through the video store and just snagged whatever was available, wearing out genre after genre. Yup, damn thing's in print. Go figure. Categorized as: Movies
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04.07.07 by Widge @ 1:06 am Okay, I screwed up. I saw links to this before and went, "What? No." I've gotten wary since everybody sent me the Alanis "My Humps" video and I stupidly watched it and scarred myself for life. But then Siege sent this over and I just about laughed myself out of my chair. It's genius. I thus repent and offer it to you now. Categorized as: Movies
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04.06.07 by Widge @ 1:05 am  Dr. Logan: It's empty, Captain. We saw the bullets come out. Let's see what he does. Let's see what Tony does in this situation... Undead Tony: Say hello to my leetle Aunt Alisha! (opens fire) Rob Sacchetto, purveyor of fine artistic zombification techniques (who we've mentioned before), now turns his attention to famous movie posters. This and The Usual Suspects are in the bag already. I personally would like to see a zombie parody of any poster by Drew Struzan (especially the new Star Wars trilogy ones), The Silence of the Lambs with the undead Clarice gnawing on the moth at her mouth, and...you know what? Tombstone. There's no more room in Hell! And it's comin' with me, ya hear? Hell's comin' with me! Categorized as: Movies
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04.01.07 by Widge @ 8:37 am  The Photoshop bits on here are some of the funniest damn things I have seen in a long time. The animated gif about halfway down just about killed me. Categorized as: Movies
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03.30.07 by Siege @ 10:21 pm  Written by: Zack Snyder, Kurt Johnstad & Michael B. Gordon, based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller Review: Total. Fucking. Wargasm. Time: 4 seconds. Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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03.29.07 by Widge @ 2:45 pm Scott sent me this just now and while I knew about the film, I hadn't seen the trailer. Ah, I needed that. And yes, that's Billy Connolly as Fido. This looks like Pleasantville meets Land of the Dead, for God's sake. Sold. Looks like it goes into limited release in June. Categorized as: Movies
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03.28.07 by Widge @ 3:23 am I'm sure there's a reason why somebody would do this. But I honestly don't think I want to know it. There's another one along those same lines after the jump. Categorized as: Movies
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03.14.07 by Widge @ 10:03 am  IESB reports that Jeff Bridges is set to play baddie Obadiah Stane in the Iron Man movie. And has pics of Bridges to boot. Here's what we want to know...there have been Nobel-worthy studies about the correlation between Jeff Bridges' hair and his box office success. But what does it mean when he's freaking bald? Scientists worldwide are scrambling. More news as we get it. Categorized as: Headsup and Movies
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03.12.07 by Widge @ 12:54 am 
Written by Michael B. Gordon, Kurt Johnstad & Zack Snyder My Advice: Matinee. King Leonidas (Butler) is the ruler of Sparta. Sparta, and the rest of Greece, happens to be in the path of Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) and his massive Persian army. Xerxes sends a messenger with a simple request: submit or we'll kick your ass. Seems reasonable enough--except for the fact he's pulling this shit in Sparta, where the people are...a little headstrong, shall we say. The messenger gets booted into a hole in the ground and Sparta needs to prepare for war. However, it's going to be a bit unbalanced, as the end result is three hundred of Sparta's finest facing down an army so large even Cecil B. DeMille would say, "Well, fuck me." Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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03.08.07 by Widge @ 3:44 pm  It's already been well established that we are responsible for bringing the Burger King character back from the dead. At a Gonzo Film Fest a few years ago, we showed an old Burger King commercial which had a less scary version of the King in it. Immediately thereafter, the scary psycho stalker serial killer kitten-eating version of the King arrived on the scene, making us certain we had invoked him and unleashed his evil upon the world. We felt a little bad about that, but nothing could have prepared us for this. We are so very, very, very, very, very sorry. We never intended to destroy mankind. Honest. Image taken from...well, where else? More insanity after the break... Categorized as: Movies
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