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The Day The Earth Stood Still: I Assure You, Such Power Exists
Posted on 02.18.07 by Widge @ 4:42 pm

I wish the SDI Television Network was a reality. Then you could get stuff like this all the time. But in the meantime, here's some classic sci-fi. Yes, the whole film. And if you dig this, you should snag the Fox DVD they put out a few years ago. The features on it are quite choice. And hell, it's $10 on Amazon as I write this.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.

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The Crimson Permanent Assurance: Has Anyone Noticed That Building There Before?
Posted on 02.16.07 by Widge @ 10:50 pm

A bit of classic, absolutely brilliant Python, brought to you by the sick and twisted mind of Terry Gilliam. If you haven't picked up the DVD of this flick, then you really do owe it to yourself to grab it. The commentary alone is worth the price of admission. And as I write this, the damn thing's only $10. Nice.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.
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Scary Mary: Hide Your Children
Posted on 12.09.06 by Widge @ 1:28 pm

What would happen if Mary Poppins went all Dark Phoenix on your asses? Now you know.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via The Disney Blog.

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RIP: Jack Palance
Posted on 11.10.06 by Widge @ 11:19 pm

Jack Palance

Jack Palance was a great actor, both as the heavy and in comic roles as well. Hell, sometimes he combined both without even raising a finger. The first film I can remember seeing him in was the gloriously terrible Hawk the Slayer. He passed away today at the age of 85. Or 87, depending on who you ask.

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Prince of Darkness: In Search of Saint Goddard's
Posted on 10.29.06 by Widge @ 1:58 am
The real Saint Goddard's from Prince of Darkness

Update: The Horror Channel links in the post don't work anymore and the articles don't appear to be extant on their website. This is a damn shame because they were great articles. So I've replaced them with their corresponding links on the Web Archive. The pictures no longer work but you at least get the benefit of the words. Just FYI.

So here I am watching Prince of Darkness, the eighth stop of my whirlwind horror revue for the weekend, and I thought: wouldn't it be cool to go and visit Saint Goddard's, the church that had a vial of Satan in the basement? Cosette found that our friends at the Horror Channel were already way ahead of me.

In this article, they talk about every single place shown in the film--including Goddard's. It's now an arts center that looks pretty much the same. Check out the pic snippet there with the banners up and try to imagine the big ass hooded figure walking out from beneath them. Wicked.

There's other films they've given this extensive treatment for. Check out the full list here.

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Bollywood Thriller: Bringing in the Noise and Funk of Forty Thousand Years
Posted on 10.19.06 by Widge @ 8:52 am

Nothing...and I mean nothing...that I watch over Halloween weekend will be able to compare to the sheer terror that was waiting for me in this Bollywood video.

That being said, I'd like somebody to do use this as the basis for an exercise video mashup. Ready, go.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via Neatorama.

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Rob Zombie + Ed Wood = Excellent Double Feature
Posted on 10.06.06 by Widge @ 10:17 pm

Rob Zombie

Next Friday, it sounds like there's a treat on Turner Classic Movies. Ed Wood, one of the greatest Adverse Video directors of all time, is getting a double feature of Plan 9 From Outer Space and Bride of the Monster, both starring Bela Lugosi. The host is Rob Zombie. If you haven't seen the films, you should definitely tune in. They are a hoot and a half. I'm just fascinated to hear Zombie's take on them both. Get more info here.

And hey, Rob: nice shirt, dude.

Roz of Spaz-House, birthday girl, gave us the news.

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Mel Gibson's Signs 2: I'm Insane With Anger
Posted on 10.05.06 by Widge @ 4:38 am

Yeah, well, I missed this when it first hit. Sore Eyes snagged it, thankfully. Funny and wrong. And yet right. And yet wrong.

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And Now They Come to You With Open Arms...
Posted on 09.25.06 by Widge @ 12:38 am

Further proof that you can find freaking anything on the Net, here's a site devoted to nothing but B-movies in which you would spot a creature or robot or robot-creature carrying a woman in its arms.

I picked that poster out of the bunch because I just love the admonition "BRING YOUR OWN TRANQUILIZER!"

I think that should be placed on random posters just for the sheer surreality of it. "Duck Tales: The Movie! BRING YOUR OWN TRANQUILIZER!" See?

Found via We Make Money Not Art.

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Toho Posterpalooza
Posted on 09.24.06 by Widge @ 6:04 am

Here's something pretty freaking cool: a poster gallery of all the Toho flicks from 1940 up through 2001. Pretty much any monster on here could kick the Sony Godzilla's ass.

That one we've included there is from the release of Godzilla in Poland. Nice.

Found via We Make Money Not Art.

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