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09.25.05 by Siege @ 4:23 am  Written & Directed by: Andrew Niccol Review: Of course I'm going to like this movie. It's about guns. And what guns do. The politics are subtle enough that you might think it's only an action flick. But there's also values and other junk like that, too. And as far as the "life of a 7.62" opening sequence goes, if I had an award to give it, I would. Time: 15 seconds. Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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08.26.05 by Widge @ 3:11 am 
Directed by Terry Gilliam My Advice: Matinee. It's the early 19th Century in French Occupied Germany. Two brothers, Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm (Damon and Ledger) make their way across Europe, helping out villagers who are plagued with beasties, witches and spooks of all sorts. Well, sorta. Really they're mining Jacob's knowledge of European folklore and going to where the legends say the beasties, witches and spooks are--because chances are very good they'll find superstitious people there willing to believe anything (like, for example, Kansas) and thus, willing to pay handsomely to have their fears dispatched. Because there are people willing to pay for such services, the Grimms are justified in their minds to relieve the people of the necessary coin. Only what if it's not all just heebee jeebie bullshit? What if there's a forest somewhere in France where Some Really Weird Shit is actually going down? And what if they were...compelled (psst--it involves being on the wrong end of guns) to go there? Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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08.16.05 by Siege @ 1:59 am  Written by: Harris Goldberg & Rob Schneider Review: It's time to clear up something about these movies, and the system of character development in general once and for all. Oded Fehr is Israeli, okay? Not Hispanic. Seriously, what the hell? Time: 9 seconds. Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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08.12.05 by Widge @ 1:42 pm  The name of the movie is The South Will Rise Again. And the title is brilliant because it is a Southern zombie comedy. The trailer is up on their site. Go watch it now. I laughed until my right asscheek fell off. Categorized as: Movies
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08.03.05 by Siege @ 12:06 am  Written by: W.D. Richter Review: Let's throw realism to the wind and get beaten to death by cinematography! As taken as I am by mass amounts of explosions (see War of the Worlds), it's hard to overlook vacant acting. Hard, but not impossible. BOOM! Moohoohahaha! Wait, what was I saying? Oh, yeah...why does the plane look like a giant horseshoe crab? Time: 15 seconds. Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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