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27 Second Review: Serenity
Posted on 10.18.05 by Siege @ 2:35 am

Written & Directed by: Joss Whedon
Starring: Nathan Fillion, Gina Torres, Alan Tudyk, Morena Baccarin, Adam Baldwin, Jewel Staite, Sean Maher, Summer Glau, Chiwetel Ejiofor

Review: Sure it's chock full of cheesy one-liners. And sure you could tell if a character would end up living or dying as soon as you meet them. But what's important is that it kicked ass. Especially for something that was resurrected from the Fox graveyard of shows, most of which suffered from the highly fatal Immediate Fanbase Deficiency Syndrome.

Time: 13 seconds.

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Mirrormask (2005) - Movie Review
Posted on 10.02.05 by Widge @ 7:13 pm
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Film:
Soundtrack:

Written by Neil Gaiman, based on a story by Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean
Directed by Dave McKean
Music Composed by Iain Ballamy
Starring Stephanie Leonidas, Jason Barry, Gina McKee, Rob Brydon, Dora Bryan

My Advice: Don't miss it.

Helena (Leonidas) is a girl with a dilemma. Whereas some kids dream of living in a fantasy circus world, Helena gets it day-in, day-out...and she's bored to death with it. Of course, her mother and father (McKee and Brydon) do run a circus that's basically what would happen if Dave McKean designed a Cirque du Soleil show, so I'm sure just the constant visual stimulation would wear anybody's ass out eventually. But when her mother falls ill, Helena finds herself in a place that's pure, mainlined McKean, which is like Dali illustrating Alice in Wonderland. Helena has to figure out where she is and why she's there before the land she's arrived in is consumed by the darkness and destroyed.

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27 Second Review: The Transporter 2
Posted on 09.27.05 by Siege @ 5:21 pm
Transporter 2

Written by: Luc Besson & Robert Mark Kamen
Directed by: Louis Leterrier
Starring: Jason Statham, Alessandro Gassman, Amber Valleta, Kate Nauta, Jason Flemyng, Matthew Modine, Hunter Clary

Review: You know the drill. Bring lots of popcorn. Leave the brain at home.

Time: 5 seconds.

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Lord of War (2005) - 27 Second Review
Posted on 09.25.05 by Siege @ 4:23 am
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Written & Directed by: Andrew Niccol
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Ethan Hawke, Bridget Moynahan, Jared Leto, Ian Holm, Eamonn Walker

Review: Of course I'm going to like this movie. It's about guns. And what guns do. The politics are subtle enough that you might think it's only an action flick. But there's also values and other junk like that, too. And as far as the "life of a 7.62" opening sequence goes, if I had an award to give it, I would.

Time: 15 seconds.

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The Brothers Grimm (2005) - Movie Review
Posted on 08.26.05 by Widge @ 3:11 am

Directed by Terry Gilliam
Dress Patterns by Terry Gilliam and Tony Grisoni
Written by Ehren Kruger
Starring Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, Lena Headey, Peter Stormare, Jonathan Pryce

My Advice: Matinee.

It's the early 19th Century in French Occupied Germany. Two brothers, Wilhelm and Jacob Grimm (Damon and Ledger) make their way across Europe, helping out villagers who are plagued with beasties, witches and spooks of all sorts. Well, sorta. Really they're mining Jacob's knowledge of European folklore and going to where the legends say the beasties, witches and spooks are--because chances are very good they'll find superstitious people there willing to believe anything (like, for example, Kansas) and thus, willing to pay handsomely to have their fears dispatched. Because there are people willing to pay for such services, the Grimms are justified in their minds to relieve the people of the necessary coin. Only what if it's not all just heebee jeebie bullshit? What if there's a forest somewhere in France where Some Really Weird Shit is actually going down? And what if they were...compelled (psst--it involves being on the wrong end of guns) to go there?

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