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The Mole People Photonovel!: It Appears to be Bottomless
Posted on 09.24.06 by Widge @ 4:08 am

Bring on October! Bring on Halloween! And bring on the DVD release of this, The Mole People!

Damn. Not available.

We'll all just have to appreciate a taste of the genius, thanks to Monstrula, who have the entire photonovel of the film posted for your dancing and dining pleasure.

Found via We Make Money Not Art.

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Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!: You Name It, We've Got It!
Posted on 09.24.06 by Widge @ 3:41 am

The catalog of things this film has to offer, rattled off towards the end of the trailer, makes this quite possibly one of the greatest movie trailers in the history of great movie trailers.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found at ErotiCandy Blog by way of We Make Money Not Art's del.icio.us goodness.

Categorized as: Movies and Stimuli
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Accepted (2006) - 27 Second Review
Posted on 08.27.06 by Siege @ 4:50 am
Accepted movie poster

Written by: Adam Cooper, Bill Collage & Mark Perez
Directed by: Steve Pink
Starring: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer, Lewis Black, Blake Lively

Review: The funniest thing about this movie isn't the one-liners, or Lewis Black's scathing rants, but the fact that I saw it in a theater reeking of pubescence from the two hundred or so high schoolers in attendance, at least 70% of whom will actually believe that this is what college will be like. Damn kids.

Time: 14 seconds.

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Categorized as: Movies and Reviews
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The Calamari Wrestler: Sardines, Please
Posted on 08.14.06 by Widge @ 3:27 am

We've mentioned The Calamari Wrestler before. But now we get to see him in action...um, going shopping.

Update: That vid was removed, but the trailer remains. And is awesome.

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Harold Lloyd: Silent "Welcome Danger" to Get Release
Posted on 08.05.06 by Widge @ 8:40 pm

Howard Lloyd

Very cool: Mark Evanier gives us the headsup that the original silent version of Harold Lloyd's Welcome Danger is going to be screened publicly for the first time on September 15th. No doubt it will find its way to DVD sometime afterwards.

For the full story of why there are two versions of the film, check out Evanier's site.
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Chico Marx: We'll Have a Barrel of Fun
Posted on 07.22.06 by Widge @ 6:38 pm

A classic bit of Marx Brothers musical goodness from A Night in Casablanca. All that bouncing up and down has got to be great for rhythm, I would think, and bad for the old keister.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.

Update: Video was removed but is available (unembeddable) here.

Categorized as: Movies and Stimuli
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Clerks 2: General Master Shake Himself Commands You to See It
Posted on 07.19.06 by Widge @ 5:36 pm

In the biggest crossover since Superman fought Muhammad Ali and Jerry Reed helped out the Scooby Gang, Master Shake, star of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, enters the InActionViewAskewniverse and shills for Clerks 2. And for a reasonable price, as I understand it.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Categorized as: Movies and Stimuli
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Hugh Jackman's Movements Are Incredibly Erratic
Posted on 07.16.06 by Widge @ 12:25 am

This mashup of Hugh Jackman's diverse career into a single movie reflects about the only storyline they haven't used on Wolverine in the comics...yet.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.

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Batman vs. Shark: Holy Sardine!
Posted on 07.15.06 by Widge @ 5:38 pm

The most brilliant moment of the Adam West Batman franchise.

I'd point out that that Adam West's Batman was more profitable than Superman Returns, but at this point in things, just about anything you can name is more profitable. Getting your ass kicked by Little Man? Jesus, that's just fucking shameful.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via VideoSift.

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Ask a Ninja: Sub-Chuck E. Cheese Style
Posted on 07.08.06 by Widge @ 8:20 am

Pay attention to the ninja. I can't say anything about Dead Man's Chest but the ninja's description of how movies are made is pretty accurate. And I would watch the hell out of Ninjas of the Caribbean. Just for the record.

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Categorized as: Movies and Stimuli
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