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[ي] [تث] [مم] [تمبين] (2002) - [موفي رفيو]
يعيّن فوق 07.07.02 ب [سكتّك] @ 10:28 بعد الظّهر
[ي] [تث] [مما] [تمبين] فيلم ملصقة

يكتب جانبا: [ألفونس] [كرن] & كارلوس [كرن]
يوجّه جانبا: [ألفونس] [كرن]
[سترّينغ]: [مريبل] [فرد], [غل] [غركا] [برنل], [ديغو] [لونا]

إشعاري: حصلت من ك [غرينغو] حمار ويرى هذا فيلم! [فمنوس]!

على الرغم من ماذا أنت قد سمعت, ليس [ي] [تث] [مم] [تمبين] حقّا حول جنس. [أه], هناك [ا لوت] الجنس أن يكون يوقن. الفتحة يتلقّى مشهد اثنان مراهقات عارية يجعل الالحيوان مع اثنان أظهار, أن يستعمل [ويدج] دورة العبارة. غير أنّ هذا فيلم حول حقيقة و [هوو ولّ] أو على نحو رديء نحن نعالج هو. كيف هذا موضوع يكون وضّحت طوال الفيلم يضيف يفاجئ عمق ونضج إلى ماذا يكون على النظرات سطحيّة مثل مراهقة جنس ملهاة لا فطيرة أمريكيّة.

[تنوش] ([لونا]) و [جوليو] ([برنل]) اثنان صديقات يعيش في النشيطة, [مغلوبوليس] مشوّشة فوضويّة أنّ يكون [مإكسيك-ستي]. هم يأتون من خلفيّات مختلفة ([تنوش] [أوبّر كلسّ], [جوليو] [ميدّل كلسّ]), غير أنّ وحّدت هم في مطاردتهم من [بلسورينغ] بنفسي, [ب يت] مباشرة ضرطة نكتات, قنّب هنديّ, أو استمناء. قد ترك صديقتهم لإيطاليا والثنائي يتأهّب إلى حزب. في أسرة عرس, يلتقي هم [لويسا] ([فرد]), الزوجة مثيرة قديمة من [تنوش] ابن عمّ. يحاول أن يستهوي [لويسا], يدعوه هم أن يذهب مع هم إلى سماء فم, شاطئ عظيمة أنّ هم يخترعون أن يستهويه. في العرس, يأخذ هو هم مكتمل التّشكّل يقذف مع نعمة جيّدة, غير أنّ بعد عدّة يخلّ [بيس وف نوس], هو يقرّر أن يأخذ الفتية عرض. بما أنّ هم يسافرون من خلال الريف مكسيكيّة, يحصل نحن منظرة مكسيك خلف اللمعان ال [نفتا] والثلاثيّة سيعرضبنفسي في طرق هم كان لم يتوقّعوا.

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أسرار مقدّسة من [ي-ا] أخويّة (2002) - [موفي رفيو]
يعيّن فوق 06.07.02 ب [ويدج] @ 6:01 قبل الظّهر
أسرار مقدّسة من [ي-ا] أخويّة فيلم ملصقة

يكتب جانبا: علمت [أندروس] & [كلّي] [كهووري], يؤسّس على الروايات ب [ربكّا] ويلز
يوجّه جانبا: [كلّي] [كهووري]
[سترّينغ]: [سندرا] عجل, [إلّن] [بورستن], [مغّي] [سميث], [شيرلي] فارسة, [فيونّولا] [فلنغن]

إشعاري: إنتظار لكبل.

[سدّا] (عجليبدو) أخيرا أن يتلقّى هو يجعل--هو مسرحي ناجحة (ناجحة بكفاية أن يكون [وريت وب] داخل وقت مهما كان) وتقريبا جميلة كثير يشبك إلى ال يهيأ [كنّور] ([أنغس] [مكفدن]) الذي يبدو أن يكون نظير كاملة ل ه. مهما--في أنّ [أفورمنأيشند] وقت يقول [وريت-وب], [سدّا] بعض أشياء حول [فميلي هيستوري] ه أنّ أمه, [فيفي] ([بورستن]) لقطات اغتياظ إلى. Serious offense, in fact. A petty war of wills takes place between mother and daughter, and it's up to Vivi's lifelong friends, the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (Smith, Knight and Flanagan), to try and bridge the ever-widening gulf between Vivi and Sidda before it screws up their lives even worse than it has already.

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About a Boy (2002) - Movie Review
Posted on 05.17.02 by Widge @ 4:33 am
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Written by: Peter Hedges, Chris Weitz and Paul Weitz, based on the novel by Nick Hornby
Directed by: Chris & Paul Weitz
Starring: Hugh Grant, Nicholas Hoult, Toni Collette, Rachel Weisz, Sharon Small

My Advice: Matinee

Will (Grant) has got it made. Thanks to an obnoxious Christmas song his father penned, he gets enough in royalties that he doesn't have to do jack squat in order to live...and live well. Self-absorbed and in need of female companionship, he decides to invent a fictional child in order to get into single parent support group meetings...so he can score. He figures if he ever needs to bail on any paricular single mother, he can. However, he runs into Marcus (Hoult), a teenage boy who's got a few problems of his own--so Marcus decides to incorporate Will into life. Will has no way to escape.

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Spider-Man (2002) - Movie Review
Posted on 05.03.02 by Widge @ 11:03 pm
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Written by: David Koepp, based on the comic book character created by Steve Ditko & Stan Lee, published by Marvel Comics
Directed by: Sam Raimi
Starring: Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Rosemary Harris

My Advice: Matinee

Meet Peter Parker (Maguire). He's the kid most everyone can identify with--we've all been freaks at one time or another. It's not that he's got a third eye in the middle of his forehead or anything, he's just that shy introvert that's in every high school class and must somehow be perceived by everyone else as having a bullseye on either forehead or ass. Anyway, he lives with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben (Rosemary Harris and Cliff Robertson), has a crush on the girl next door (Dunst) and has the friend who's better off (at least financially) than he (Franco). Then one day, on a field trip to Columbia University, a "super-spider" just happens to drop onto Peter's hand and give him a little love peck. Somehow this bite transforms the formerly scrawny into a helluva buff bloke. Not only is he major beefcake now, but his vision's improved, he can "sense" danger coming and he can stick to walls. And then there's the fact that he can shoot spiderwebs out of his wrists...

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Ali (2001) - Movie Review
Posted on 12.26.01 by Widge @ 4:00 am
Ali movie poster

Written by: Michael Mann, Stephen J. Rivele, Eric Roth & Christopher Wilkinson, based on a story by Gregory Allen Howard
Directed by: Michael Mann
Starring: Will Smith, Jon Voight, Jamie Foxx, Mario Van Peebles, Ron Silver

My Advice: Wait for cable.

Ten years in the life of Cassius Clay (Smith), from his championship win over Sonny Liston (Michael Bentt) to his win against George Foreman (Charles Shufford) in the "Rumble in the Jungle". During that time, he became heavily involved in Islam, refused to be drafted, had his title stripped from him, and had sex with a whole lot of women.

Something happened to this film. It almost went under when they needed $105 million to make a flick. Why you need that much money for a biopic when the only dollar-heavy star is Will Smith, I have no idea. But I bring all of this to your attention to back me up when I tell you that excesses ruined the film. Excess of editing, excess of characters and cast, excess of no one at the wheel. It feels like a six-hour film that was cut to less than three. And it also feels like they tried to make a film about the time period and not Ali himself. That's what's known as "scope creep," when your original idea gets blown out of proportion and is crushed to death under its own weight.

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