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مريعة فيلم (2000) - [موفي رفيو]
يعيّن فوق 07.08.00 ب [ويدج] @ 5:59 قبل الظّهر
مريعة فيلم ملصقة

يكتب جانبا: [فيل] [بومن], [جسن] [فريدبرغ], رفيقة جونسون, [أرون] [سلتزر], [مرلون] [ونس] & [شون] [ونس]
يوجّه جانبا: [كينن] عاج [ونس]
[سترّينغ]: [أنّا] [فريس], [جون] [أبرهمس], [شون] [ونس], [شنّون] أليزابث, [دف] [شريدن]

إشعاري: حفل نهاريّ

حياة يتلقّى يذهب صواميل صغيرة في [ب.]. جثة مدرسة ثانويّة. هو يبدو أنّ سحب سيدة شابّة بالاسم من ([كرمن] إلكترا) يتلقّى يكون قتلت. الآن أخبار [فولتثر] [غيل] ([شري] [أتري]), مؤلفة من أنت ميّتة, أنا غنيّة [ألّ وفر ث بلس], [ستونر] [رندي] ([مرلون] [ونس]) يتساءل حيث الجحيم هو يكون, و [سندي] ([فريس]) يتساءل إن كلّ شيء أمكن كنت ربطت إلى حادث صغيرة ذاتيّ اندفاع تلقّى هم جميعا [ير برفيووس]. بعد ذلك هناك شدادة مع قناع مريعة يركض حوالي مع سكينة, [همّم]….

معتاد صحيحة? نعم, هو يصحّ. بعد هكذا كثير مراهقة [سلشر] [فليكس] يطير حول السنون [بست فو], كان هو فقط أمر الوقت قبل واحد ما يقرّر أن يحاول خدعة--[لت'س] فقط شكرت الآلهات أنّ [ونس] إخوان يحصل إلى هو من قبل [مل] جداول أو [لسلي] [نيلسن]. لأنّ [لت'س] واجهت هو--الأصل صراخ فيلم كان خدعة من نوع كاملة--يكون هو يمكن إلى بشكل فعّال خدعة خدعة? الجوابة, [ثنكفولّي], نعم.

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يصنّف بما أنّ: أفلام و مراجعات
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الوطنية (2000) - [موفي رفيو]
يعيّن فوق 06.28.00 ب [ويدج] @ 2:52 قبل الظّهر
الوطنية فيلم ملصقة فنّ

يوجّه جانبا رولان [إمّريش]
يكتب جانبا روبرت [رودت]
[سترّينغ] [مل] [جبسن], مرج خشب مستعرض, [جسن] [إيسكس], [جولي] [ريشردسن], [كريس] صانع برميل

إشعاري: يتمّ لا آنسة [إيت].

بنيامين مارتن ([جبسن]) رجل مع [ا] بعد, وهو واحدة هو لا يتمنّى أن يزور. في ماضه, كان هو محاربة من شهرة عظيمة, غير أنّ الآن هو أرملة مع سبعة أطفال أن يهتمّ ل. هذا أمكن لم يكن هذا صفقة كبير, غير أنّ هو في مستعمرة أمريكيّة في 1776--ويرفس حرب فوق جميعا حوالي ه. أن يجعل أوامر مريضة, إبنته قديمة [غبريل] (خشب مستعرض) أقنعت يخفي أبه خلف أطفاله --يريد وبيأس أن يجنّد في الجيش قاريّة. عندما يحصل [غبريل] داخل أكثر من بقعة الاضطراب ويبدأ أن يجرّ الأسرة إلى أسفل مع ه, بنيامين يضطرّ ازددت وحاولت أن يحافظ الشيء كاملة من يأتي إلى أسفل حول آذانهم.

أنا أحبّت أن يقول إلى [دفلين] و [إمّريش] أنّ عن صفح هم يتلقّى بهذا يكون ل [غدزيلّا]. نعم, هذا فيلم صحيحة أنّ جيّدة. [جبسن] يعطي الالعيار الأداء هو فكّر أتمّ هو داخل [برفهرت] . And indeed, there will be many (and have been many) who compare this film to that earlier outing, which Nick over at CHUD brilliantly termed "Death Wish in a kilt." But Patriot succeeds where Braveheart stumbles. The first film was a revenge flick, like Nick says, pure and simple. Every cry of "FREEDOM!" stank of bullshit. This film goes with the premise that there are more important things than revenge, and you can actually see Benjamin making the choice periodically through the film. Other characters are constantly reminding him, "Revenge is one thing, but keep your mind on the cause." It works, and Gibson has been cleansed of the sin of that bad kilt flick.

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Romeo Must Die (2000) - Movie Review
Posted on 03.22.00 by Widge @ 6:06 pm
Romeo Must Die poster

Written by: Eric Bernt & John Jarrell, based on a story by Mitchell Kapner
Directed by: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Starring: Jet Li, Aaliyah, Delroy Lindo, Isaiah Washington, Russell Wong

My Advice: Wait and rent it.

Po (Jon Kit Lee) is asking for trouble. You see, he's the son of Ch'u (Henry O), an Asian warlord who has relocated to the United States. That, and apparently he's just running amok, going into clubs, picking fights--like I said, he's asking for it. And sure enough, if you ask for it long enough, you get it. Once Po has gotten it, the obvious ones to blame are the O'Day family, led by Isaak (Lindo). But while this war between two crime organizations escalates, a wild card gets thrown into the mix: namely Han (Li), who simply wants to know who truly had his brother Po killed.

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The X-Files (1998) - Movie Review
Posted on 01.01.00 by Widge @ 12:44 am
X-Files: Fight the Future movie poster art

Directed by Rob Bowman
Written by Chris Carter & Frank Spotnitz
Starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Martin Landau, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Blythe Danner

My Advice: Wait for Cable.

It is my sincere hope that someday, thirty years or so in the future, when Hollywood gets around to doing a remake of The X-Files movie (which you know they will), they make one better than this turned out to be. Basically, hardcore X-Philes should catch a matinee and have a blast, but anyone else should stay away. Before I start ranting, here's the synopsis: Agents Mulder and Scully (Duchovny and Anderson, respectively) run around and investigate weird goings-on for the FBI (or rather, despite the FBI). Their project ("The X-Files," it's called, natch) has recently been shut down and they've been relegated to an FBI office in Dallas. There they stumble onto a bomb threat, which leads them deeper into the conspiracy they've known was going on all along.

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Magnolia (1999) - Movie Review
Posted on 12.17.99 by Widge @ 11:37 pm
Magnolia movie poster

Written and Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring John C. Reilly, Julianne Moore, Tom Cruise, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Jason Robards

My Advice: Wait for Cable.

Paul Thomas Anderson begins his opus with an interesting postulation. All of those urban legends (or are they? Hmmm...) that you've no doubt gotten in your in-basket more than once--the unlucky scuba diver and the unlucky victim of a murder turned suicide--they may be strange and weird, but they happen all the time. So how weird can they be? This is what the narrator presents us with before Anderson introduces us to a veritable slew of different characters. What they all have in common is that they are miserable and their parents more than likely screwed up their lives. We deal with their crap for two and a half hours. And they all sing a song together...don't ask. And then the really weird thing happens, which I won't spoil for you, because it and Tom Cruise the two interesting things in this art-wank festival.

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