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Clerks 2: General Master Shake Himself Commands You to See It
Posted on 07.19.06 by Widge @ 5:36 pm

In the biggest crossover since Superman fought Muhammad Ali and Jerry Reed helped out the Scooby Gang, Master Shake, star of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, enters the InActionViewAskewniverse and shills for Clerks 2. And for a reasonable price, as I understand it.

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Hugh Jackman's Movements Are Incredibly Erratic
Posted on 07.16.06 by Widge @ 12:25 am

This mashup of Hugh Jackman's diverse career into a single movie reflects about the only storyline they haven't used on Wolverine in the comics...yet.

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Batman vs. Shark: Holy Sardine!
Posted on 07.15.06 by Widge @ 5:38 pm

The most brilliant moment of the Adam West Batman franchise.

I'd point out that that Adam West's Batman was more profitable than Superman Returns, but at this point in things, just about anything you can name is more profitable. Getting your ass kicked by Little Man? Jesus, that's just fucking shameful.

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27 Second Review: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Posted on 07.14.06 by Siege @ 10:01 pm

Written by: Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio
Directed by: Gore Verbinski
Starring: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Jack Davenport

Review: Was it as good as the first movie? No, not quite. Was it a two-and-a-half hour ad for the third movie? Yes. Was it a kickass ride as its namesake implies? But of course. Nighy can do some serious acting from under all the prosthetics. And I want a pet Kraken now.

Time: 12 seconds.

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Ask a Ninja: Sub-Chuck E. Cheese Style
Posted on 07.08.06 by Widge @ 8:20 am

Pay attention to the ninja. I can't say anything about Dead Man's Chest but the ninja's description of how movies are made is pretty accurate. And I would watch the hell out of Ninjas of the Caribbean. Just for the record.

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