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10.10.10 by evrwrldBB @ 8:23 am  Here at Needcoffee labs we're busy rebuilding from our recent attack by Drs. Doom, Octopus, Destiny, and Light who formed a new super villain team, Evil M.D., to punish us for stiffing them on office fees. As part of the settlement, we're taking it upon ourselves to honor some hard working Nostalgic villains, long forgotten in the five dollar bin. And we thought while we're at it, we'd make sure you smart people out there get to forging some little villains of your own. Let's not forget idiots are reproducing faster than you. And 1992's Mom and Dad Save the World may have been a stupid movie, but it showed what a planet of idiots was like. (Check it out and others after the jump.) Categorized as: NostalgiAwesome
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11.08.09 by evrwrldBB @ 5:25 am Needcoffee labs, hunting down every last scrap of evidence to our theory that every day you smart people don't breed the world is going to hell in a handbasket have unearthed this little nugget from the Family Feud, our own personal Inquisition for such matters: Direct link for the feedreaders. Remember, this is the Family Feud so these people undoubtedly reproduced--and did so enough that they could get five of them together on a game show...so, you know, good luck evolution, good luck. Anyway, one of the things you can do to make your future spawn smarter and way cooler is to give them awesome books to read. And you remember books right? They're those things you put on your Kindle when you're not using the Wikipedia access. And they've even got these nifty ones that don't require a download and work with NO POWER. EVER. Here are a few of the more awesome ones from your childhood, and some nifty videos you can use to entice the younguns. Categorized as: NostalgiAwesome
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10.31.09 by evrwrldBB @ 9:48 am WARNING: The following video may disturb you. Direct link for the feedreaders. Kel Mitchell has two children. Count 'em: TWO. Those of you that have less, evolution sees Kel as more fit than you. We at Needcoffee labs have been sounding the warning for the past few months and have recently sent our Amazon and YouTube miners out to bring back for you all things past and purchasable to take the edge off the crippling fear of bringing forth spawn. Categorized as: NostalgiAwesome
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08.10.09 by evrwrldBB @ 4:33 am  Needcoffee labs, hot on the trail of more powerful and purchasable products from your past ready for those of the pre-adult persuasion brings you this week's smattering of feature films designed to enlighten and expand young horizons and hopefully save the world from looking like this in a couple hundred years: Direct link for the feedreaders. Horrifying isn't it? Remember the guy from your high school that sold you your Big Gulp last night? He may have seven children at this point, and thus evolution is deeming him more fit than you. Keep that in mind. Anyway, this week, to make your kids cooler we've tried to include a smattering of movies that enlighten, entertain and inspire, so let's start shall we? Categorized as: NostalgiAwesome
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07.23.09 by evrwrldBB @ 11:37 pm  evrwrldBB has been with us for some time now, patiently lying in wait to spring. Now, he has sprungified. Please welcome him with something I hope will be an ongoing series of bits: NostalgiAwesome! Which he calls... Products from your childhood, for all mankind. Give him a warm, espresso-heated welcome, would you? Here at Needcoffee, we try to prevent the world from spiraling to uncertain doom on many fronts, and one front that is currently not being addressed is children. The children are our future as they say, and an apocalypse is looming out beyond the horizon which threatens the future of life on planet Earth as we know it. Namely, smart people aren't having babies. Categorized as: NostalgiAwesome
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