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Agenda:

• The Mystery of the Lady's Package
• ScottC, finally unable to comment
• Who got naked when in front of Leigh?
• Who can you trust?
• Leigh is pissed at David Tennant
• Obligatory Torchwood discussion
• Rox's ID adventure (that's I.D., not id)
• Chatty people on planes
• When it's not good to give children crystal meth
• Rox vs. children alone on planes
• Spazcare!
• The English Benny Hill
• Leigh's tell-all podcast autobiography
• Mormon dolls
• Sesame Street: the creepy early years
• More on sugar vs. high fructose corn syrup
• Being Human
• Shunning
• Awkward transitions
• IT'S POETRY NIGHT! (Sweet Jebus)
• Black Friday (or Saturday) at Wal-Mart
• ScottC vs. promotional chocolate
• Rox, confectionary grifter

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As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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Your Weekend Justice #43: Locked in the Henhouse

We bid a fond farewell to 32 Days of Halloween with this final audio, Edgar Allan Poe's "The Fall of the House of Usher." Hope you enjoy it. Thanks to everybody for listening and for all the feedback.

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Halloween Audio Day 32: The Fall of the House of Usher

As a special bonus track for 32 Days of Halloween Audio, a new experiment in audio terror like you've never experienced it before.

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Halloween Audio Bonus Track: One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

For my final original bit for 32 Days of Halloween Audio, it's another Something Else episode I've decided to title "Absolute Fitness." Enjoy.

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Halloween Audio Day 31: Absolute Fitness

And we're back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven't figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. You can't say we didn't warn you.

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Agenda:

• The Rox Halloween Randomizer
• The obligatory discussion about the obligatory Torchwood discussion
• Leigh's Canadian adventure
• Tweet protection
• Leigh, "nice girl"
• Dead Snow
• American Werewolf in London
• Fun with slasher films
• The truth about Canadian bacon
• The truth about Curly Wurlys
• UK candy vs. US candy
• Fun with coffee tequila
• Leigh vs. beer
• Anthology horror movies
• Leigh vs. horror movies
• X-Files
• Texas Chainsaw Massacre
• True horror
• Threads
• Blair Witch Project
• Remakes
• Our question of the week
• Free Idea: The Saturday Morning Network
• Mother of the Year

You can find all of our Recommendations at our Amazon Store. And a special bit has been created for our discussion about good books and comics for kids.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don't bite. Mostly.

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Your Weekend Justice #42: Silver Shamrock

Tonight is our final audio visit with Mr. Lovecraft. And it's "The Cats of Ulthar." Hope you dig it.

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Halloween Audio Day 30: The Cats of Ulthar

For Day 29, we're back with Poe for our penultimate visit with him. It's "The Premature Burial." Hope you enjoy it.

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Halloween Audio Day 29: The Premature Burial

So for Day 28 of 32 Days of Halloween Audio, here's another one of mine from Something Else. Incidentally, all of the stories from Something Else are online here. It's the closest thing I will get to a television anthology series. And soon enough I shall have the first two "seasons" published. So watch this space. Anyway, here's "In The Little Room." Hope you dig it.

P.S. Slight language for those of you who like warning about such things.

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Halloween Audio Day 28: In The Little Room

Why is this man smiling? Well, I hope it's because the tale of Dr. Herbert West has reached its conclusion. Part 6 of "Herbert West, Re-Animator" is now live: "The Tomb-Legions."

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Halloween Audio Day 27: Herbert West, Re-Animator - Part 6

So here's something you don't hear everyday--or, to put it another way, he's not one of the first authors I ran to when conceiving of what to read for 32 Days of Halloween. It's Franz Kafka and a short piece entitled "A Dream." It's been translated into English by our friend and yours, Dom. So give him hugs and espresso on Twitter for his efforts. I've never read aloud something that's been freshly translated before. So...cool.

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Halloween Audio Day 26: A Dream

Another original here, from Something Else. Hope you like it.

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Halloween Audio Day 25: All Pianos Are Haunted

It's the penultimate part of H.P. Lovecraft's "Herbert West, Re-Animator"... "The Horror From the Shadows." So yes, fear not, we'll actually get to finish it before October leaves us. Hope you enjoy it.

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Halloween Audio Day 24: Herbert West, Re-Animator - Part 5

And we're back. Please note: this podcast, if you haven't figured it out, is profane and not safe for consumption by children or animals. Or sentient creatures of any sort. You can't say we didn't warn you.

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Agenda:

• Worst Freaky Friday ever
• ScottC, film festival star
• Return of the sea sponges
• ScottC, International Lesbian of Danger
• For love of Help!
• A rejected title
• Obligatory NCIS discussion
• Non-obligatory discussion of urination
• LARPing vs. re-enacting
• A Christmas Carol
• Dickens
• BBC and iPlayer
• Jon plays Oracle
• Lady Gaga vs. Kermit
• Canada: Leigh is coming for you
• L.A.: Ken is coming for you
• Widge and his mic issues
• Halloween III
• Toy Story in 3-D
• Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
• Needcoffee's music museum
• Tuffley vs. Coldplay
• Stargate Universe
• Peter Cushing
• Checking wine
• House M.D.
• Leigh's son and comics
• Astonishing X-Men

The aforementioned Guild Steersman redub.

You can find all of our Recommendations at our Amazon Store. And a special bit has been created for our discussion about good books and comics for kids.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, Strange Cousins from the West. Send them love and coin.

BTW, you iTunes subscriber types can nab this feed here. If you like us, why not rate us? We don't bite. Mostly.

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To download this episode directly, Weekend Justice Episode 41: So ...Dickens, then do that thing.

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Your Weekend Justice #41: So ...Dickens.

And now we reach Day 23 of 32 Days of Halloween Audio, and we go back to our friend, Mr. Poe. For this one, it's everyone's favorite party entertainer: Hop-Frog. Hope you enjoy it.

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Halloween Audio Day 23: Hop-Frog