We're back. The following podcast should be considered NSFW, not safe for children, and not safe for most forms of carbon-based life. It's definitely not for the easily offended. And it's really, really ridiculously long. Which is why I don't have an agenda for you. Because it took so damn long to get the thing processed. Suffice to say that our roster for this week's Weekend Justice League are Rox, Kim, Tuffley, Rob and Ken.

It's long, but don't worry: I've including an intermission halfway through so you can get up, stretch your legs, and order something from the concession stand. You're welcome.

I'll update this later with more stuff. Honest.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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We're back. The following podcast should be considered NSFW, not safe for children, and not safe for most forms of carbon-based life. It's definitely not for the easily offended.

Agenda:

• Kim brings her own agenda
• There's a new Tuffley in town
• Woodworking
• IKEA as euphemism
• You can't find a good milk crate store anymore
• Kim goes for just a minute
• David Bowie on gynecological Americans
• Chafing
• ScottC's part
• Physics vs. ScottC's driving skills
• ScottC gets creepy(ier)
• Cuddling a stapler
• Thinking is good
• Flesh peddling
• Ken ruins everything by going backwards
• Shilling for ThinkGeek
• Berries
• Your sports update
• We couldn't stop ourselves
• Technology

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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Recommendations posted later. For you know it's late and you know I'm weary...

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We're back. The following podcast should be considered NSFW, not safe for children, and not safe for most forms of carbon-based life. It's definitely not for the easily offended.

Agenda:

• Tuffley for the wins
• DragonCon post-mortem
• Tuffley in diguise, that's what you are
• Obligatory Torchwood bitching
• Ken & ScottC do a classic Looney Tunes routine
• ScottC, his grandmother, and DragonCon
• Psychics
• In favor of dumbsploitation
• Criss Angel
• Believers vs. people who think
• ScottC's fanbase
• Ken's catharsis
• Monkey Magic returns?
• Fuck no, it does not
• Widge's secret origin
• Widge's musical past
• Jerry Reed's Kids
• Jerry Reed: Beyond Thunderdome
• ScottC's heavy breathing
• Velma's wild experimentations

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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For this episode, join us as we have our annual "Make the Bad Men Stop" panel at DragonCon, hosted by the X-Track. It was a Monday morning at 10am. What the hell was that about?

In attendance for this year's madness: Doc Ezra, Tuffley, ScottC, Rox of Spazhouse, Service, and some other jackass. Also, Dindrane is on hand in the audience to provide additional snark.

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Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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We're back. Audio quality is questionable, but not as questionable as our morals.

Agenda:

• DragonCon schedule
• Fear and loathing in a panel show
• ScottC is Pestilence, Horseman of the Tussin
• Rob, Doc and Ken arrive, bringing more chaos
• The CD turns 26
• ScottC was listening to podcasts before there were podcasts
• Tuffley is in another room
• ScottC's grandmother
• Tuffley tries to maintain an agenda
• Brian Blessed sings System of a Down
• Anticipating a cultural clash at DragonCon

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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Pick info is coming. Stand by.

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We're back. And please be aware that the following podcast spends way too much time talking (and singing) about wee.

Agenda:

• Tuffley's family bladder issues
• Way too much supposed humor about piss
• Ken's lack of appreciation for Cirque
• Rob is the extent of our reinforcements
• Joan Allen's career update
• Service's career update
• Widge blows out
• Scientology conspiracy
• James Bond theme news
• Martina Topley-Bird rocks
• ECHO HELL
• Our discussion of our audio quality issues
• Tuffley's apprentice childhood
• El Neilo
• Plumey's Angels
• Things you can't do in Florida

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment and I spend a lot of time on the phone. We have conversations that make very little sense. Then one day, I decided that we should harness our powers to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. But Ken would hear none of it and instead he insisted we harness our powers for this somewhat bedraggled podcast (since this is now the sixth episode), entitled "Nuts on the Road."

Just remember...you've been warned. Repeatedly.

Discussed: What you should not do with the wind. Ken's jammies. Tiny. Wikipedia and its clique. Nerdspeak. Chaotic evil assholes. The AssGuard^TM. Dinosaurs and their tails. Thick Tongue Syndrome. The pickled pepper cartel. The shelf life of this podcast. The Nuts on the Road hate most nuts. Lady Penelope and Anne Frank. Juice from a rock, goddammit. The renaissance of Ed Wynn. The Ed & Tom Show. Doug Henning's surprise appearance. A small R/C plane buzzing through Widge's room often. Arthur. Widge's ancestry in rock juicing. The Rock Juicing Musical tradition of Widge's homelands.

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We're back. And this is two podcasts in one. The second one is not for the easily offended. And not even the really hard to offend. And not even for rocks and trees. You were warned.

Agenda:

• Benji
• Scott is hands-free
• The Red Dawn remake
• Talk about Doctor Who
• Even more talk about Doctor Who
• Widge gets bitched at for not talking about Doctor Who
• The cast of Torchwood is relatively well liked, but the series is still spit upon--sort of like "We love the country but we can't stand the scene"
• Destroying worlds at DragonCon
• Brit Media plans
• Someone thinks
• Iron Lung Lear
• Scott and his hands-free makes the baby Jesus cry
• The twenty minute wrap-up
• The show ends
• The show keeps going
• Dick Mumbles: The Saga Begins

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment and I spend a lot of time on the phone. We have conversations that make very little sense. Then one day, I decided that we should harness our powers to turn back time, if we could find a way. But Ken would hear none of it and instead he insisted we harness our powers for this somewhat battered podcast (since this is now the fifth episode), entitled "Nuts on the Road."

Just remember...you've been warned. Repeatedly.

Discussed: Harmonicas. Double harmonicas. Bass harmonicas. Mental steel drums. Gangs. The Grand Conspiracy. The Vatican. The Templars. Vampires. Really terrible accents. Pasta. Really terrible pasta. Singing.

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Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment and I spend a lot of time on the phone. We have conversations that make very little sense. Then one day, I decided that we should harness our powers to keep the hot side hot and keep the cool side cool. But Ken would hear none of it and instead he insisted we harness our powers for this somewhat worn already podcast (since this is now the fourth episode), entitled "Nuts on the Road."

Just remember...you've been warned. Repeatedly.

Discussed: Magic. Boxers. Briefs. Monkeys. The iPod Challenge. Editing. The destruction of cherished childhood memories, all of them yours.

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We're back. And no, the meds are not helping.

Agenda:

• Scott's new catchphrase
• Ken has a lesion
• The Voice From The Throne
• American Life on Mars
• We make the coolest Life on Mars series you will never, ever see
• American Top Gear
• Fox and ITV together again for the first time
• Who put that turkey in the ceiling?
• I don't know WTF happened in this section
• Trying to recover from the section
• I'm still upset about that Life on Mars thing
• Coldplay rips off a band? Allegedly...
• Tuffley grows to love Radiohead
• Cosplay dissing
• The twenty minute wrap-up
• Bo Diddley
• Stan Winston
• Hookers and blow

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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Plus Season 6 is airing now.

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Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment and I spend a lot of time on the phone. We have conversations that make very little sense. Then one day, I decided that we should harness our powers to invent not the chicken, but instead the chicken sandwich. But Ken would hear none of it and instead he insisted we harness our powers for this not as shiny as it was initially podcast (since this is now the third episode), entitled "Nuts on the Road."

Just remember...you've been warned. And if you were already warned, you are now doubly so.

Discussed: The creation of the Official Nuts on the Road Shitlist; Ken's affections for beef stew; Widge's affections for pizza; thin crust vs. not; singing in a round; why Widge is an escapee from an 80s cartoon. And more. But yet, less.

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We're back with another hour of utter nonsense.

Agenda:

• Setting expectations
• Sporks
• Canadians
• Antidepressants & lithium
• Your obligatory Torchwood bitch slapping
• Flash Gordon
• A good deal of Doctor Who
• Your sports update from Doc
• Scott's epiphany of self-awareness
• Hogan's Heroes

Of course, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find "Promoter". Buy their latest album, From Beale Street to Oblivion. Send them love and coin.

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Ken Plume from Quick Stop Entertainment and I spend a lot of time on the phone. We have conversations that make very little sense. Then one day, I decided that we should harness our powers for the betterment of humanity. But Ken would hear none of it and instead he insisted we harness our powers for this less than brand new podcast (since this is now the second episode), entitled "Nuts on the Road."

Just remember...you've been warned. Or perhaps you weren't. I'm never sure.

Discussed: The disappointment of "Crystal Skull," the complete lack of Sallah in said film, and the vocal stylings of Bob Dylan.

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