Threadless: ASCII Art Lives!

Threadless: Awesome Fight

So this one has been up for a few weeks and I had meant to post about it when it first appeared–but even now I feel I must bring this to anyone’s attention that missed it, because it’s certainly impressed us here. The name of the shirt is AW3SOM3 F1GHT!!1! and, as you might have already registered, it features a knight in armor with sword fighting a dinosaur in armor with a laser mounted on said armor. However, the awesome part of the equation is that the bloody thing is all ASCII art style. And if you don’t know what that means, you can either ask your parents or click on the link or, perhaps best option–do both.

Certainly there have been other recent new ones that cranked our tractors, like Arcade Expressionism or the Rox-friendly Space and Time, or even the Dindranest shirt in a while, Bubbles the Snow Leopard.

You can click through any of the links to check them out for yourself, or just go to their front page. Tell them we said hi.

By | 2017-09-24T22:54:23+00:00 February 20th, 2010|Headsup, Shirts|0 Comments

Important Notice: Congrats, You’re in a Movie

Important Notice: Crowd Release shirt

No, it’s probably not legally binding in the least. However, Jason over at Cephalopodcast decided that when you’re a gonzo filmmaker running about, but you still need to post notice to people that you’re filming and they could be part of the crowd, why not make some yellow t-shirts that are hard to miss and put a generic release on them? Just add your particulars with a Sharpie and rock on.

Again, probably wouldn’t hold up, but as far as CYA goes it at least makes more sense than “Cape does not enable user to fly,” right?


By | 2017-09-24T23:29:38+00:00 July 20th, 2007|Shirts|0 Comments

Animated Pong Shirt: Now Make It Play Doom

Animated Pong shirt

The latest in geek attire comes with a shirt that displays a game of pong on your chest via an “animated decal”. Throw in a cape and you’re Pong Man. Or something. At least the thing can be tossed in the laundry.

The question is: Do I want this because it’s geeky or do I want this because it’s so dark grey it’s almost black? Or could it be both?

Found via Gizmodo.


By | 2017-09-24T23:34:55+00:00 March 15th, 2007|Shirts|0 Comments

Venture Bros: First the Show, Now the Underoos!

Sadly, no, these aren’t true Monarch Underoos. Partly because they’re not really Underoos (“The closest you’ll find,” says the guy behind the auction) and partly because they’re total bootlegs. If you want them, grab them and the other Venture Bros. clothing the guy has up for sale before he gets shut down. (Update: Obviously if you’re reading this in the present day, the auction is long gone.)

Why Adult Swim isn’t making their own Venture gear I have no clue. And it just goes to show that for merchandising, somebody over there in the chain at Cartoon Network has no clue either. C’est la guerre.


By | 2017-09-24T23:36:21+00:00 January 15th, 2007|Shirts|0 Comments