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1. Neil Gaiman: Ä¿ÇÇ
2. ¾Ç¿¡ ÀÖ´Â ±×ÀÇ Á¶Ä«¸¦ ÁÖÁ¶ÇÏ´Â ScottÀÇ °è¼ÓµÇ ³ë·Â
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5. The English Major Home Fixit Show. Crap, I guess I'll have to write more of it then.
6. Bill Hicks' Standup Returns to David Letterman.
7. What we found on Matt Smith, the 11th Doctor Who.
8. Our Stuff You Need to Know in which we relayed the news about Keanu Reeves and Cowboy Bebop.
9. Scott's investigation into the potential lethal nature of masturbation.
10. My zombie cake round-up.

There you go...a plethora of wasted time on everybody's part right there. Thanks for a good month, everybody.

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At Home With Ogdred Weary
Posted on 02.02.09 by Widge @ 7:08 pm

Here's something that gets right to the heart of one of our favorite subjects: morbid whimsy. In fact, Edward Gorey could rightly be considered a grandmaster of morbid whimsy. Somebody took a tour of the Edward Gorey House and filmed what they found within. Check it out:

Direct link for the feedreaders. Found via poeTV.

[[ More this way... ]]

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Masturbation May Kill You! Or It May Not.
Posted on 01.29.09 by ScottC @ 10:40 pm
masturbation

Widge barges into my office here in our underwater lair off the coast of Iowa. He's in a panic. Not that unusual, he probably thinks Skynet is trying to play Missile Command for real or something. Especially when he comes in screaming "We're all doomed!"

I responded, "What now?"

"Send out a bulletin! Send out an alert! Mankind is doomed! Doomed, I say!"

I already thought that slapping someone to calm them down was a cliche, but it really works.

Now that Widge had come to his senses (as close as Widge can get), he hands me a printout of this article. I admit I was a little concerned, especially with a headline like "STUDY: MASTURBATION CAUSES CANCER"

[[ Calm the fuck down. I've got this. ]]

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