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07.27.05 by Widge @ 4:12 pm  If you've been rolling your eyes at the Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas kerfuffle, then we highly recommend checking out this piece, written by Steven Johnson, author of Everything Bad is Good for You. Here's a snippet:
We like this guy more and more all the time. Found via Boing Boing. Categorized as: Games and Stimuli
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07.27.05 by Widge @ 2:17 am  Boing Boing points out a map that's making the rounds showing fourteen locations where one can best end their own life. Our personal favorites are the two showing here. Up top, we're pretty sure that translates to "Pills are available here that will make you breakdance yourself to death." And then below that, "Tigers here enjoy a good piece of ass." Categorized as: Stimuli
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07.27.05 by Widge @ 1:56 am  Fran Capo, the world record holder for being the fastest talking female, traveled down to the the wreck of the Titanic to say a prayer for the dead. From the press release: Capo had herself officially ordained for the dive and the US Navy chaplain wrote a special maritime, non-denominational memorial prayer for her to read at the site of the Titanic, something that has never been done. So, if, as her website says, she can speak ten words a second, she descended 2.5 miles under the ocean...to speed-pray? Don't you think the dead, assuming they gave a crap after ninety-three years, would appreciate somebody actually taking their time with a prayer? The only one they might ever get at the location? I'm just sayin... Categorized as: Stimuli
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07.08.05 by Widge @ 9:26 am  Christ, another week is ready to be disposed of. In order to work through our depression, we will thus burden you with useless and trivial things that we know you crave in the darkest regions of your heart. Mooha. Let's see what we have. Over in the Gabfest, a sci-fi quiz thread has mutated into a rampage by a murderous ferret dressed as a bunny, we found God in a can of coffee, there's fun with Uncle Bill, Tuffley's got a Great Debate about Live8, Mr. Fantastic no longer has a fantastic package, Unidentified Madman gets accused of dolphin-napping another Fester's...well, dolphin (long story), and we bring up the newest extreme sport: yak skiing. Over on Red Nose, be sure and check out the Girlfriend Fight Simulator, the nerd holocaust, the most patient doberman in the world, The Snake God People, and most importantly, how to negotiate with a deaf hooker. So that's it. Enjoy. And bring me some more coffee. Categorized as: Stimuli
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06.28.05 by Widge @ 9:05 pm  Logan Darrow Clements is our hero. Why? Because he's started the process necessary, in the town of Weare, New Hampshire, of taking privately owned land from a homeowner and turning it into a hotel. This is because private property rights in America have just been turned on their head by the Supreme Court: all you have to do is prove that you can bring in more revenue for the local government than a homeowner (not hard to do), and bingo--eminent domain can kick in and you can kick the homeowner out! Why in the world would we be in favor of this? Because Clements wants to build this: The proposed development, called "The Lost Liberty Hotel" will feature the "Just Desserts Café" and include a museum, open to the public, featuring a permanent exhibit on the loss of freedom in America. Instead of a Gideon's Bible each guest will receive a free copy of Ayn Rand's novel "Atlas Shrugged." And he wants to build it where Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter's home is now. Read the full press release here. We heartily endorse Clements and will probably invest capital in this endeavor when the time is right. Found via Boing Boing and definitely worth the front page treatment. Spread the word. Update: Thanks to Chuck Muth, we have addresses.
I urge you to contact them and I also urge you to be courteous and sane when you do so. And use spell check--it's your friend. Update: Here's mine: To the honorable selectmen of Weare NH... I will be perfectly honest and admit to you that I had never even heard of Weare before reading the press release regarding the proposed Lost Liberty Hotel at 34 Cilley Hill Road. Even if I had heard of Weare, I, again in all honesty, probably would not have considered your town as a possible destination for myself and my family to visit. Now, I find myself very interested in Weare. If this Hotel goes forward, I would, with all seriousness, like to invest in its creation and would like to visit it once it is complete. And I know there are countless Americans across the country who feel the same way as I do. So this hotel is a perfect opportunity to increase cash flow for your town, as it will inevitably draw visitors and the dollars and taxes that visitors inevitably bring. Therefore I respectfully ask that you give full consideration to Mr. Clements' proposal and urge you to vote yes for the commercial development of 34 Cilley Hill Road. Thank you for your time. Categorized as: Stimuli
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06.17.05 by Widge @ 4:39 am  Staggering towards another weekend we find ourselves, so that must mean it's time to screw with your Friday, hmmm? Okay. First up, enter our Reno 911 Contest. More are coming, so don't get behind. On our sister site, Red Nose Net, we've been following closely a few stories. Like the various salutes to George Lucas. And ongoing mockery of Tom Cruise's meltdown. On the Gabfest side of things, there's the Esquire Declaration of Independence from oppressive wanks like the FCC. The return of Roger Waters to Pink Floyd, even for a single performance, spawning a musical end times Great Debate helmed by Tuffley. There's also the best use for chocolate we've seen in a while. Beyond that, a new episode of Something Else is live. Enjoy, you mad weasels. Categorized as: Stimuli
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06.11.05 by Widge @ 4:53 pm  Man...all I can say is that this presentation by Ben Hammersley that he delivered at Reboot in Copenhagen better get a transcript or an MP3 quickly--and it better be good. Because the presentation slides (which talk about etiquette, blogging and the Enlightenment--oh, yeah, and coffee, baby) were classic enough on their own. And right up our alley, as you can see on the right there. We are standing by. Thanks to Boing Boing for the pointer. Categorized as: Stimuli
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06.10.05 by Widge @ 5:11 pm  We're late getting this out today, but we figure that after spending your morning in a slow build-up to wakefulness, you're trying to get a burst of productivity before the day is up. So, we're here to screw that up for you. First up, ScottC's Cultural Apocalypse Clock has shambled back into your lives and you can go ahead and be afraid now in order to avoid the rush. Over at our sister site, Red Nose Net, our favorite bits from this past week include the Dalek-napping, The Lonely Astronaut, a stunning rendition of "Straight Outta Compton," and the second episode of "My Wife, The Ghost." Over on the Gabfest, we'd direct your attention to support your local DJ (B-Naut), Cardinal Fitts wants to talk seriously about modern life and media (and of course, I can't just take it seriously--sorry, chief), the online artshow called Monster Engine, an excellent article on what video games teach you, PETA promotes the use of long pig without considering that we're sick enough to take them up on it, and a bitchfest about the decision against medical marijuana. There. Happy now? Have a good one. P.S. Clock image is apparently a real clock, for sale here. Categorized as: Stimuli
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06.03.05 by Widge @ 1:13 pm  Okay, it's Friday again. We think. Wait. Yes. It's Friday again. So here's some stuff to waste your time with. We urge you to check out our cousin, Red Nose Net, where you can find such lovely bits as the scariest puppet we've ever seen, the makings of a brilliant new literary movement, and what's probably the best music video you will see this year. On the Gabfest side of the house, Debaser clued us in on the tragic everyday life of Darth Vader, a very odd and probably not necessarily work safe thread about freedom for nipples, a potential outreach to a church we can all agree on, how to have Half-Life invade your (supposed) real life, and Tuffley's latest Great Debate enters the world of comic books. So that's it. Enjoy. Send coffee, if you can. Categorized as: Stimuli
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