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Green Porno 3: Sperm Balloons and Anchovy Orgies
Posted on 09.24.09 by ScottC @ 4:55 pm

I think we can all agree that Isabella Rossellini is one hot dish. She always impresses with her creativity, her enthusiasm, and her performances in front of a camera. Especially when she is simulating sex with many and sundry animals. Yep, she's back, cooking up some more Green Porno to satisfy all your appetites.

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For this third season, she explores in depth some of the more delectable sea creatures: marine life you want to put in your mouth. She gives us a peek how squid embrace with all their appendages, how shrimp strip to get it on, and how anchovy love doing everything in groups. Under the cut, there is a trailer to whet your appitite.

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Ken vs. Widgett: The Challenge
Posted on 09.23.09 by Widge @ 11:45 am

So Ken started a game on Twitter called #iChallengeYou where he started calling out all sorts of people to do wild things on Twitter. (This is why it's important to never let Ken get bored.) His challenge to me was as follows:

Create a 10 word scene between The Devil and Emmanuel Lewis.

My response was:

DEVIL.  The song was bullshit. I only play ocarina.

EMMANUEL LEWIS.  Knew it.

FIN.

My challenge back to Ken was: Record a video of a muppet lip syncing to John Cage's 4'33"

And to his credit, he did. The first minute or so is funny. Then it sort of slides into a dadaist existential nightmare that will haunt you till you die.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

BTW, did I mention the new Nuts on the Road podcast is available over on our site? Yes, I work with this lunatic.

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D23: Audio Dissection of The Haunted Mansion
Posted on 09.16.09 by Widge @ 5:46 pm
The Haunted Mansion story album

Randy Thornton is the go-to guy at Disney for creating soundtracks, reissues and boxed sets. I know this because I was sitting in the audience last Thursday at D23 when he ran down through his credentials, and the Diz faithful applauded him for giving them so much stuff over the years. Thornton is an amusing individual who knows his stuff and appears to be dedicated to putting out the best product he can--more on that in a moment--and he slides into a Ludwig Von Drake impression at random.

Thornton was there to talk about what he had done for the previous 30th anniversary edition of the "soundtrack" to The Haunted Mansion ride and what he had improved for the new 40th anniversary edition (which was available for sale in the D23 Dream Store but is not available elsewhere yet, apparently). To illustrate this, he brought along the literal soundtrack to the Mansion, laid out across seventy-two tracks. And he began to relate to the audience the difficulty in taking a theme park experience and making it a strictly audio experience. One of the major difficulties was dealing with "loops," i.e. the attraction runs audio in loops so that a section of music or speaking or whatever is constantly repeating itself as you ride through that section of the ride. So in several instances, he had to find a way of making a looped audio bit into something that happened in one linear movement or just a few times--and preserve the experience of the ride for the listener.

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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Outside the Front Door
Posted on 08.31.09 by Widge @ 6:09 am

Because every week goes down smoother if you start it off with a brief bit of "No, seriously, WTF." We're glad to oblige.

Please watch the following video. There will be a quiz after the video to see if you gleaned the lesson you should have.

Direct link for the feedreaders. Found via Kindertrauma.

Now, check your paper...no cheating...if you said, "If I don't put the chain on my door, Rasputin will appear on my front walk wielding an axe..." then you are right. Full marks.

And because we can, something else after the break.

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Forty Years Ago, Our Dreams of Off-World Green Cheese Mining Were About to Be Crushed Forever
Posted on 07.16.09 by Widge @ 11:41 am

So when Apollo 11 left the gravity well for the Moon, we didn't have the amazing communications grid that allows, for example, a bunch of whackjobs who work on a website to get together every two weeks and engage in the equivalent of a Comedy Central roast colliding with Thunderdome. So the live high quality feed that was coming in was hitting Australia, and the only way to broadcast it live to the rest of the world was to literally put a camera in front of the monitor in Australia--and show that. Unfortunately, as we mentioned before, somebody filed it under "Q" (or something) and the original tapes were lost for a long while.

Now the tapes are back and, as we understand it, are just 30% or so through the process of being restored. Final restored footage should hit in September. We expect the footage once completed will be something like this.

Until then, though, here's a couple of choice bits--the second vid has a comparison between the original footage and the restored footage today.

P.S. Don't tell Buzz Aldrin that you think he didn't walk on the Moon, lest he punch you up the conk, mate.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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