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Partnership With Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and BPRD Announced
Posted on 10.09.09 by ScottC @ 5:30 pm
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Hellboy: Stinks So Good

The Bureau of Paranormal Research and Defense has been protecting America and the world from arcane and occult threats for sixty-five years. Wherever it's savage werewolves, cryptozoological horrors, or power-mad occultists, the B.P.R.D. has been there bumping back decisively against those who bump in the night. While the Bureau has been successful in its efforts, it has been looking into improving their public image. Having a reformed demon with a stone right hand as your top agent would even give Don Draper a run for his money. With Moneygeddonâ„¢ hurting its regular funding sources, The B.P.R.D. has been looking into alternate revenue streams. Enter Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, the premiere perfume firm. They have a well known reputation for its fragrances inspired by both far-flung flights of fancy and dark descents of decadence. Their artisans work just as well with ancient myths as well as modern storytelling.

A collaboration between these two unusual organizations was truly fated to occur. So following in the footsteps of Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, and Neil Gaiman, the B.P.R.D. is now the subject of a B.P.A.L. perfume collection.

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32 Days of Halloween: Baltimore
Posted on 10.09.09 by Widge @ 2:21 pm

A brief word of explanation--this just goes to show that the best laid plains of mice and Widge etc. etc.

So I shot this video with an eye towards it going up first in my whole 32 Days of Halloween slash Poe slash Bicentennial bit. But then there was the chance to read at his gravesite vigil--and I couldn't rightly give that up, and so thus this--which I didn't have time to put together before needing to put the reading up.

But here I am explaining what the hell this whole Baltimore thing is about. Working on the other videos now.

One other footnote: the joke with chains and focus didn't work because, as is readily apparent, my camera is smarter than I am. And I left that part in because it's spoooky how it didn't work.

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Green Porno 3: Sperm Balloons and Anchovy Orgies
Posted on 09.24.09 by ScottC @ 4:55 pm

I think we can all agree that Isabella Rossellini is one hot dish. She always impresses with her creativity, her enthusiasm, and her performances in front of a camera. Especially when she is simulating sex with many and sundry animals. Yep, she's back, cooking up some more Green Porno to satisfy all your appetites.

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For this third season, she explores in depth some of the more delectable sea creatures: marine life you want to put in your mouth. She gives us a peek how squid embrace with all their appendages, how shrimp strip to get it on, and how anchovy love doing everything in groups. Under the cut, there is a trailer to whet your appitite.

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Ken vs. Widgett: The Challenge
Posted on 09.23.09 by Widge @ 11:45 am

So Ken started a game on Twitter called #iChallengeYou where he started calling out all sorts of people to do wild things on Twitter. (This is why it's important to never let Ken get bored.) His challenge to me was as follows:

Create a 10 word scene between The Devil and Emmanuel Lewis.

My response was:

DEVIL.  The song was bullshit. I only play ocarina.

EMMANUEL LEWIS.  Knew it.

FIN.

My challenge back to Ken was: Record a video of a muppet lip syncing to John Cage's 4'33"

And to his credit, he did. The first minute or so is funny. Then it sort of slides into a dadaist existential nightmare that will haunt you till you die.

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BTW, did I mention the new Nuts on the Road podcast is available over on our site? Yes, I work with this lunatic.

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D23: Audio Dissection of The Haunted Mansion
Posted on 09.16.09 by Widge @ 5:46 pm
The Haunted Mansion story album

Randy Thornton is the go-to guy at Disney for creating soundtracks, reissues and boxed sets. I know this because I was sitting in the audience last Thursday at D23 when he ran down through his credentials, and the Diz faithful applauded him for giving them so much stuff over the years. Thornton is an amusing individual who knows his stuff and appears to be dedicated to putting out the best product he can--more on that in a moment--and he slides into a Ludwig Von Drake impression at random.

Thornton was there to talk about what he had done for the previous 30th anniversary edition of the "soundtrack" to The Haunted Mansion ride and what he had improved for the new 40th anniversary edition (which was available for sale in the D23 Dream Store but is not available elsewhere yet, apparently). To illustrate this, he brought along the literal soundtrack to the Mansion, laid out across seventy-two tracks. And he began to relate to the audience the difficulty in taking a theme park experience and making it a strictly audio experience. One of the major difficulties was dealing with "loops," i.e. the attraction runs audio in loops so that a section of music or speaking or whatever is constantly repeating itself as you ride through that section of the ride. So in several instances, he had to find a way of making a looped audio bit into something that happened in one linear movement or just a few times--and preserve the experience of the ride for the listener.

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