| Posted on 06.24.08 by Widge @ 5:36 am张贴于06.24.08由widge @上午05时36分 It's October 5, 2000.它的2000年10月5日。 Do you know where your future is?你知不知道您的未来是什么？ I know that a four-hour work day with a two-hour lunch would be a great idea.我知道了4个小时的工作，每天两个小时的午餐会成为一个伟大的想法。 I mean, I know some people who do that today but not on the books, if you catch my drift.我的意思是，我知道有些人谁这样做，今天而不是对书籍，如果你明白我的漂移。 Hell, I would have been happy with just an office地狱，我会一直乐意与只是一个办事处 where Nerf wars happen如神经战争发生 much less a world where I could have drinks with three-dimensional flavor.少得多的世界里，我可以饮品与三维空间的味道。 I think I'll be wearing this shirt today.我想我会穿着这恤今天。 And dabbing at my eyes with a cloth.和dabbing在我的眼睛与布。 And cursing.和咒骂。 More than usual.比平常更多。 Categorized as:归类为： Stimuli刺激 |
| Posted on 06.23.08 by Widge @ 7:17 pm张贴于06.23.08由widge @下午7时17分 Jesus Christ.耶稣基督。 We just reported that he had我们只是报告说，他已 won the Twain Prize韩元和Twain奖 . 。 And now we've lost him.现在我们已经失去了他。 Heart failure.心脏衰竭。 Carlin was 71.卡林71岁。 Here's him talking about the words that made history.这里的，他谈到的话创造了历史。 Suffice to say, Carlin is always NSFW.就够了，也就是说，卡林是始终nsfw 。 But only partially filthy.但只有部分污秽。 Thanks for everything, George.感谢一切，乔治。 Direct link for the feedreaders.直接链接为feedreaders 。 Found via Mark Evanier.发现经马克evanier 。 Update: Rob sent over this great vid where Carlin talked about his obit back in 1997 with the Associated Press. 更新：白俄罗斯共和国派遣了这一伟大者VID那里卡林谈到他的obit早在1997年与美联社记者。 So re-upping this with the new vid below the break.因此，重新`这与新的共有下面休息。 Categorized as:归类为： Stimuli刺激 |
| Posted on 06.23.08 by Widge @ 6:03 am张贴于06.23.08由widge @上午06时03分 Of course, while this is nifty and all, it's also entirely unrealistic.当然，虽然这是漂亮的和所有，它也完全不切实际的。 As anyone who's worked in a large company knows, the sales force would have much better weapons as compared to I/T than is reflected herein.作为任何人谁的工作，在一家大公司，众所周知，销售队伍将有更好的武器相比的I / T比是反映了此处。 I/T would be lucky to have the budget for rubber bands to fire from pistols they make with their thumbs and forefingers.的I / T将幸运，有预算橡胶带，小心防火，从手枪，他们作出与他们的姆指和forefingers 。 And with most of their jobs sent overseas, reinforcements would take forever to get there.与大部分的就业机会发送海外，增援部队将永远得到。 Direct link for the feedreaders.直接链接为feedreaders 。 Categorized as:归类为： Stimuli刺激 |
Posted on 06.20.08 by Widge @ 10:50 pm张贴于06.20.08由widge @下午10时50分  I have a confession to make.我有一个不打自招。 I dislike the word "woot" in the same way that I'm not fond of "LOL." i不喜欢这个词“ woot ”在相同的方式我不喜欢“ lol ” 。 Things are not funnier because you tacked "LOL" after them.事情并不有趣，因为你tacked “ lol ”之后他们。 In fact, I would wager that 96% of things that are given a LOL designation resulted in absolutely no actual LOLing.事实上，我会打赌说，有96 ％的事情是给予lol指定的结果，绝对没有实际loling 。 The same way with "woot."同样的方式与“ woot ” 。 Wooting does not make something cooler. wooting不作一些较凉。 Wooting is to designate something that is inherently cool and needs no adjustment. wooting是候任的东西本来就是冷静和需要，没有调整。 But I will concede that the most honest woot you will see this year came from the Phoenix Mars Lander, when it announced但我会承认，最诚实woot你会看到今年来自凤凰火星着陆器，当它宣布 we found ice on Mars我们发现，在火星上的冰 . 。 Well, we didn't.那么，我们没有。 We were minding our business and eating pizza at the time.我们扫门前雪我们的业务和吃比萨饼在时间。 But the "we" of the species, I guess.但“我们”的物种，我猜想。 Basically, you can see the ice disappearing in an animated gif基本上，您可以看到冰消失在动画GIF over at Wired超过在有线 , where it sublimed over the course of four days. ，而超过升华的过程中四天。 And because I attended school in Alabama (which I did), I know that subliming is a kind of insidious advertising using hidden images the human eye can't see to make you want things and not know why.因为我参加了学校在阿拉巴马州（我） ，我知道subliming是一种阴险的广告使用隐藏的图像人眼不能见，使您想要的东西，不知道为什么。 It's been outlawed on Earth, which is why they spotted it on Mars.它的被取缔地球上，这就是为什么他们发现，它在火星上。 Honest.诚实。 Anyway.总之。 This lets us know two very important things.这让我们知道有两个很重要的事情。 First, we are this much closer to drinking iced coffee on the surface of Mars.首先，我们这个更接近饮用水冰咖啡对火星表面的。 Second, a machine millions of miles away can tweet more coherently than第二，一台机器以百万计的千里之外可以tweet更加协调一致比 a lot of people here on Earth有很多人在这里地球上 . 。 Categorized as:归类为： Stimuli刺激 |
Posted on 06.19.08 by Widge @ 11:31 pm张贴于06.19.08由widge @下午11时31分  The madness continues.疯狂仍在继续。 For more information,如需详细资讯， go here这里 . 。 106. 106 。 Robbie Soultrane. 罗比soultrane 。 107. 107 。 Almost Meta. 几乎元。 108. 108 。 The Ringo Starr Revenge Squad. 该ringo斯塔尔报复队。 109. 109 。 Ted Striker and the Drinking Problems. 泰德前锋和饮用水问题。 110. 110 。 Incontinent Oyster. 尿失禁牡蛎。 111. 111 。 Machines, Machines! 机器，机器！ 112. 112 。 Arm Fall Off Boy. 手臂脱落的男孩。 113. 113 。 I Fought Hitler i打希特勒 114. 114 。 The Thagomizers. 该thagomizers 。 115. 115 。 Chameleons By Mail. 变色龙通过邮寄。 New band names up for grabs each Tuesday and Thursday.新乐队的名称为抓住每星期二和周四。 Unless we get swamped and until we hit 700.除非我们获得淹没，直到我们达到700 。 Categorized as:归类为： 700 Bands 700阶 and和 Stimuli刺激 |
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