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Who Will Love Who When the Rubber Meets the Road
Posted on 11.19.08 by Widge @ 2:58 am
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Harlequin NASCAR

Let me explain what I am giving an endorsement to in this picture. It's the classic piece of literature Running on Empty, a joint publication from Harlequin Romances and... NASCAR.

NASCAR crew chief Hugo Murphy could never forget Sylvie Ketchum, especially since he only had to look at her daughter—their daughter—to be reminded of the woman he'd loved. But she'd deserted him and Kim without a word, shattering their hopes and dreams. Nothing could fill the void—except NASCAR.

Now I have nothing against NASCAR. It, like most sports, is an enigma to me. And I have nothing against Harlequin Romances. I swore if things ever got too bad I would create a female pseudonym and start writing them to pay the bills. But when you put the two together--my Ability to Refrain From Mockery fails.

[[ More madness this way... ]]

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Could This Be... The Anti-Astrobase?
Posted on 11.18.08 by Widge @ 1:38 am
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Imminent Utopia by Kris Kuksi

After finding this monstrous wonderment on Ectoplasmosis, I was struck by a thought: it looks like a wild and evil doppleganger of the Astrobase from our friends at Astrobase Go!, shown below:

The Astrobase of Astrobase Go!

It only makes sense: the Hall of Justice's opposite was the Hall of Doom. New Genesis had Apokolips. It's actually a work by Kris Kuksi, "Imminent Utopia." But still. What would the Crime Syndicate versions of Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick be like? The mind boggles at the thought...

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Sungha Jung: Fretkillr's Padawan?
Posted on 11.17.08 by Doc @ 2:03 pm
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So amidst the old commercials and lame cellphone vids of college students doing shit they'll regret in 10 years, YouTube holds the unrecognized talent of multitudes. Much like I use MySpace now, YouTube exists primarily as a vehicle for me to stumble on random musicians that can rock my face off without me giving the RIAA any money. I previously shared the faceless Fretkillr, flat-picker extrordinaire. And thanks to CNN/SI's penchant for weird pop culture tidbits, I can now bring you the awesome that is Sungha Jung, a 10-year-old Korean boy with some serious acoustic guitar chops. He's got over 120 vids on his channel, but I've pulled a couple of my faves out here. Let's start off with a little Pink Floyd, shall we?

Goodbye Blue Sky

U2 and more after the break. [[ More videos this way... ]]

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Hollywood That Wasn't: Dune Designs
Posted on 11.17.08 by Widge @ 3:54 am
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Dune Emperor: Moebius

It's hard not to post Moebius artwork. Just because I love his stuff. But when you couple that with an array of designs he did for the unrealized movie version of Dune that pre-dated the David Lynch version--the mad one in which Salvador Dali played the emperor and Pink Floyd provided the score. And, you know, they killed it because it was going to turn into a fourteen-hour version that was positively mad.

Regardless, here's some of the designs that Moebius (The Airtight Garage) did. If you want to read more about the versions that didn't make it, Dune Behind the Scenes' entire Unseen Dune section is pretty damn sweet.

Found via io9.

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The Black Hole, Minus Dr. Reinhardt
Posted on 11.17.08 by Widge @ 12:24 am
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I post this only to point out how important literature is to people's safety. Anyone who had read their Shirley Jackson would have known to treat a piece of paper with a great black spot on it with more care.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via Dark Roasted Blend.

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Capucine and the Epic Tale of Magic and Crocodiles
Posted on 11.15.08 by Widge @ 1:49 am
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The following story has been making the rounds, but little does everyone know that the story is currently in the middle of a bidding war between Warner Brothers, Paramount and Universal. Martin Scorsese wants in and wants Leonardo DiCaprio to play the lead hippo.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

She's got better story structure at four than most Rob Schneider films, that's for damn sure.

Found via Knitty.

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Redd Foxx Reflects
Posted on 11.15.08 by Widge @ 1:42 am
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Redd Foxx here being interviewed in 1983 by The Ebony Jet Showcase. It's just a few minutes, but Foxx manages to be thoughtful, sad and funny all at the same time. If this is indeed 1983, then I count two more tries that came later for television--one was The Royal Family, which was interrupted by his untimely death. The man was damn funny.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via Classic Television Showbiz.

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Nick Cave: No One's Left in Doubt
Posted on 11.14.08 by Widge @ 6:43 pm
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Nick Cave

Just because I can: Nick Cave performing "God is in the House" on Later... with Jools Holland.

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RIP: Mitch Mitchell
Posted on 11.13.08 by Widge @ 11:01 am
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Mitch Mitchell

Mitch Mitchell, drummer for The Jimi Hendrix Experience and final surviving member of that group, has died at age 61. Doc put it best: "The world is now completely bereft of Experience."

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Uh-Oh! Santa's Stuck!
Posted on 11.12.08 by Widge @ 7:46 pm
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That's right! Santa appears to be stuck in the chimney--his feet dangling down into the fireplace! Whatever shall we do?

Uh-Oh!  Santa's Stuck!

Gnaw off his head first, naturally, so we can end his suffering. Then we split the toys amongst us. Who's with me?

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