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Indiana Jones and the People With Far Too Much Time on Their Hands印第安那琼斯和人民的具有深远太多的时间对他们的手中
Posted on 05.21.08 by Widge @ 4:31 am张贴于05.21.08由widge @上午04时31分

What happens when you take five million Legos, a bunch of guys with too much time on their hands, a willing时会发生什么,你采取5000000 legos ,一群家伙与太多的时间对他们的手中,愿意 Indy印第安纳波利斯 stand-in, and a hilarious attempt at a的立场,在和歌,企图在 Sean Connery肖恩康纳利 impersonation?模仿?

You get something a lot like this.你得到的东西有很多这样的。

Direct link for the feedreaders.直接链接为feedreaders 。

Who has time to pull shit like this?谁就有时间去拉shit外围这样呢? Don't get me wrong.不要误会我的意思。 I applaud them, but I'm just saying.我赞扬他们,但我只是说。

Update: The best part of finding out that the 更新:最好的一部分,找出该 inside of this thing is styrofoam内这件事是发泡胶 ? Is seeing how fast people turn on the video.是看到人如何快速打开该影片。 A bunch of guys dressed (a little) like Indy, brought a boulder they made, whatever it was made of, and rolled it down a hill after an Indy guy.一群家伙穿着(小)一样,印地,带来了他们取得的巨石,不管它了,并推出了下来,山上后,印家伙。 Ten years ago we would have been impressed with any part of that.十年前,我们已留下深刻印象的任何部分。 Now, the Interwebs freak out that it was fake and grab pitchforks.现在, interwebs怪胎指出,它是假的,并攫取pitchforks 。 Hilarious.搞笑。 I mean, honestly: if you're going to get upset that stuff is faked all the time for entertainment purposes, wait till you start learning in school about how governments work.我的意思是,坦白说:如果您会得到感到不满的东西是伪造的所有时间,娱乐的目的,等到你开始在学校学习有关如何各国政府的工作。 Then you're in for a time.然后您在今后一个时期。 I still dig the vid.我仍然挖了vid等。

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This Summer Heroes Aren't Born.今年夏天,英雄并非天生。 They're Wrapped.他们正在包裹。 For Freshness.新鲜。
Posted on 05.21.08 by Widge @ 3:33 am张贴于05.21.08由widge @上午03时33分

When you start watching this, you might think: Widge?当您启动收看这,你可能会认为: widge ? WTF, man? wtf ,男子?

But just wait till you see the Jericho.只是等到你看到杰里科。

Direct link for the feedreaders.直接链接为feedreaders 。

Thanks to bruceleeroyfan for the headsup.感谢bruceleeroyfan为headsup 。

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So This T. Rex Walks Into My Office因此,这暴龙走进我的办公室
Posted on 05.16.08 by ScottC @ 6:32 pm张贴于05.16.08由scottc @下午6时32分

This is unusual.这是不寻常的。 Usually the dinosaurs go to通常恐龙去 Dindrane dindrane 's office to sign up for the '办公室,以注册为 Glorious Revolution光荣革命 or Siege围困 's armory and BBQ shack to get outfitted with lasers.奇摩军火库和烧烤夏克获得配备激光器。 I was about to point him in the right direction when he said "Hello. I was told to talk to you about my website."我是约一点他在正确的方向时,他说: “你好。有人告诉我,谈谈你对我的网站” 。

Again, a little strange, but you get used to strange working around here.再次,有点陌生,但你习惯了奇怪的工作在这里。 "All right, tell me about your website." “所有的权利,告诉我关于您的网站” 。

It's called它的所谓 ty.rannosaur.us . The greatest website that a t-rex's fingers can make.最大的网站, 1吨-雷克斯的手指可以。 Paying tribute to nostalgia, trivia, and the obscure.致敬怀旧,琐事,和模糊。 Oh yeah, and eating humans.噢,耶,和吃人。 A place for me to write about the things I'm most passionate about: nostalgia from the 80s/90s, trivia I've collected over the years, and obscure pop-culture.一个地方,我写的东西,我最激情:怀旧从80s/90s ,琐事我已经收集了过去多年来,和模糊的流行文化。 If I was ever obsessed with it or found it funny at some point in my life I will probably write about it.如果我是以往任何时候都沉迷于它或发现它在一些有趣的一点,在我的生活我可能会写它。 I love trivia, old ads, old movies, old cartoons, bad movies, LucasArts adventure games,我爱琐事,旧广告,旧电影,旧漫画,坏的电影, LucasArts的冒险游戏, Cthulhu cthulhu mythos… eh, just read the site.神话…嗯,刚才所宣读的该网站。

[[ So why did a T. Rex walk into MY office? [为什么没有暴龙走进我的办公室? ]] ]

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We Announce Our Presidential Candidate我们宣布我们的总统候选人
Posted on 05.16.08 by Widge @ 3:16 am张贴于05.16.08由widge @上午03时16分

Okay, so we mentioned previously that we were taking the long view of a Presidential candidate.好了,所以我们前面提到的,我们正在采取长期的看法的总统候选人。 Allow me to explain.让我解释。 Others are going for realistic candidates.其他人去为现实的候选人。 Some endorse fanciful candidates.一些赞同幻想的候选人。 We figure that the line between government and entertainment has been blurred to the point where we need an entertaining candidate.我们的数字之间的界限,政府和娱乐一直以模糊点,我们需要一个娱乐的候选人。 Therefore, we're ready to endorse, for the closest election we can get him legal...因此,我们准备好要背书,为最亲密的选举,我们可以得到他的法律...

[[ We reveal all below... [我们揭示了所有下面... ]] ]

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John Cleese Divorce Pricey, But Satisfying约翰cleese离婚昂贵,但满足
Posted on 05.16.08 by Widge @ 1:13 am张贴于05.16.08由widge @上午01时13分

John Cleese and friends from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life

John Cleese is divorcing his third wife约翰cleese是办理离婚手续的第三任妻子 , and he says "It's going to be very, very expensive, but it will be worth every penny." ,他说: “这将是非常,非常昂贵,但是它会值得每一分钱” 。 Hell yes, it's going to be expensive: he was ordered to pay his wife £77,500 a month.地狱的话,这将是昂贵的:他被命令支付他的妻子77500英镑一个月。 For those keeping up with exchange rates and our dollar woes on this side of the pond, that's $4.7 million in American dollars.对于那些保持与汇率和美元的疾苦,我们这一边的池塘,这470万美元,在美国的美元。 If you round up.如果您轮。

Now wouldn't you hate to be the lawyer who has to deal with现在不会,你不想成为谁的律师已处理 Cleese cleese in court?在法庭上? I'm not saying this because he's我不是说这是因为他的 Basil Fawlty罗勒fawlty or any number of hardasses in various或任何数目的hardasses在各个 Python巨蟒 sketches.素描。 I'm saying that because he strikes me as not only witty as hell but smart as hell as well.我说,因为他罢工,我不仅风趣,作为地狱,但聪明的地狱一样。 I love this bit from where his wife's lawyer stated that she's got, essentially, nothing at all to live on: "Mr Cleese countered by saying he was 'puzzled' that she could afford to stay in a £600-a-night room at the Carlyle Hotel in New York if she were broke."我爱这一点从那里他的妻子的律师表示,她的了,基本上,什么都住上说: “先生cleese反击说,他是'疑惑' ,她可以负担得起留在一个600英镑一晚室凯雷酒店在纽约举行的,如果她被打破“ 。

Nice.好的。 Well, you would think comedians would know better after Dr. Murphy's treatise on marriage back in 1987.那么,你会认为喜剧演员会更清楚知道后,墨菲博士的伤寒论婚姻早在1987年。 I'm just saying.我只是说。

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