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King Conan of Aquilonia - Toy Review
Posted on 05.28.05 by Widge @ 1:44 am
King Conan of Aquilonia by McFarlane Toys

Produced by McFarlane Toys

Asking Price: $39.99.
My Advice: If you're a total Conan freak, it's worth it.

McFarlane's second series of Conan toys, "Hour of the Dragon," has this as its flagship/deluxe boxed set. And it is a sweet one. Based on an older Conan who's the big cheese (and looking pensive and a little bored about it) from the Robert E. Howard stories, it's dead on in its recreation of the character. It's evident that our friend Conan would be much happier if he were sinking a sword into the head of something large and disagreeable, for example. It's a nice portrait of a guy who came, saw, conquered and is now really wondering what the hell the big deal was all about.

The figure itself has two points of articulation, one for the right arm, which is kinda useless since it's meant to sit on the arm of his throne, and his neck. This is also pretty useless, since his left cheek is meant to sit propped there against his left fist, like you see in the pic. The detail on the figure is just as intricate as we've come to expect from McFarlane, with all of the armored bits nice and ornate and the fabric all flows well. The throne is detailed as well, with scenes on the sides and the crazed, spiny back and top, along with the base, curtain and lion head that forms the backdrop.

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Halo Action Figures, Series 2 (2003) - Toy Review
Posted on 04.12.04 by Widge @ 3:43 pm
Halo action figure: Master Chief red

Elite:
Ghost:
Master Chief (green):
Master Chief (red):

Produced by JoyRide Studios

Features:

  • The Elite comes with a plasma rifle and needler
  • The Ghost comes with an Elite pilot, a Master Chief mini-figure with assault rifle and another Covenant combatant with figure base, shield and pistol
  • The green Master Chief comes with a rocket launcher, shotgun and pistol
  • The red Master Chief comes with an assault rifle, shotgun and pistol

Asking Price: Varies.
My Advice: Fans must own.

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Santa Cthulhu Plushie (2001) - Toy Review
Posted on 12.07.03 by Widge @ 12:41 pm
Santa Cthulhu eye closeup

Figure:
Packaging: N/A

Produced by Toy Vault

Asking Price: US$29.95
My Advice: Own It.

He's so cute...but so damn evil. Gaze upon that eye there, that unfeeling portal of evil. Makes Sauron look like the wuss we all know him to be doesn't it? That's right, it's bringing Xmas despair no matter what portion of the year you're sitting in.

This is beyond sick. Not only does the Elder God have a Santa hat perched atop his noggin, but he has little plushie golden bells hanging from his "beard." He's also in the Xmas spirit with a red-and-white striped scarf around his neck. Green batwings coming off of its back complete this, probably the most twisted plushie creature you could possibly own.

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Lord of the Rings: Ring Wraith and Horse (2001) - Toy Review
Posted on 12.07.01 by ScottC @ 12:19 am

Lord of the Rings: Ring Wraith and Horse in box

Figure:
Packaging:

Produced by Toy Biz
Features:

  • Comes with sword and working scabbard
  • Wraith's right arm has "Sword-Slashing" action
  • Horse's eyes light up red when reigns pulled
  • Horse's legs produce "galloping action"

Asking Price: US$32.99
My Advice: Own It.

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Comments: 2 Comments



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