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Cthulhu, Epitome of Soul-Sucking Cuteness
Posted on 12.14.07 by Widge @ 6:01 pm

Chibi Cthulhu!

Dindrane would be the expert on this, but if I understand it correctly, we're dealing with a definitely chibi Cthulhu here. He draws you in and then devours your soul. Indeed: look at the vapid expression and huge hollow eyes of the girl who has brought his Great Evil into your presence. Witness how she has tiny little Cthulhus on either side of her head, like something inspired by Starro.

Which madness-bringing bundle of cute reigns supreme? Is it this? Or is it John Kovalic's entry into the running?

Found via Under Vhoorl's Shadow.

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Would Someone Please Get This Duck a Decent Car?
Posted on 12.09.07 by Widge @ 9:39 pm

Donald Duck needs a decent car.  I mean seriously.

Don over at Isn't Life Terrible brings up an interesting question: why can't anyone put Donald Duck in a decent car?

Look at the one pictured there: isn't it sad that Donald Duck, one of the unarguably biggest stars at Disney, has to drive a car where he's sponsored by Jiminy Cricket? I mean come on.

Found over at WFMU's Beware of the Blog.

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Softies Throw a Stop Motion Animation Party
Posted on 11.09.07 by Widge @ 3:50 am

Therese Laskey over at Softies Central has a book out. It's called Softies. No surprises there. But her book will appeal to folks who dig plush toys, naturally, because it deals with how to create your own. It comes with patterns and directions for twenty-five different softies from an equal number of designers. Chronicle Books created this video to promote the book's release. It's kinda like a pilot for a kids show by Harryhausen...except, you know, totally different.

If you like what you see, you can clickthrough to buy Therese's book here.

It's the breakdancing bit that really elevates this.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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Barbie Learns to Cook Doll
Posted on 11.08.07 by Widge @ 8:32 pm

Barbie Learns to Cook Doll

Barbie learns to cook doll? That's absolutely disgusting. I can't believe they--

Wait a second. Where's Ken?

Has anyone seen Ken?!

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Froud's Goblins: Now as Plush Toys
Posted on 11.02.07 by Widge @ 8:13 pm
Froud plush Goblins from FAO Schwarz

FAO Schwarz has apparently taken Brian Froud's Goblins (from his book) and turned them into plush toys. There's the Kitchen Cerench Goblin, the Bimble Goblin, and the Mohawk Goblin (aka Scheer), who apparently is...

Accompanied at all times by the smell of burning plastic, Scheer disfigures and shaves the heads of children's most expensive dolls. If caught in the act, he will lie, assuring the worried child that all the hair will grow back. It never, ever does.

I think I know some people who had a run-in with Scheer, although I could have sworn it was the Family Circus' "Not Me." Anyway, these are exclusively available from FAO (and for $25 - $45, aren't a bad deal). You can find them here.

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