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完善的长袜填充者为您的幼小邪恶的天才
张贴 12.07.08由ScottC @ 10:47 pm
年轻疯狂的科学家字母表块

它不是容易的购买每圣诞节礼物为发芽的科学恶棍约瑟夫。 为明显的原因,铀和其他transuranics是不错。 粒子加速器,扫描的电子显微镜等等不会确切地适合玩具箱。 甚至房子。 并且太逗人喜爱的任何可以是损伤的 幼小邪恶的天才的发展.

如此,当我看见了此 Boing Boing逐字地投下的我的下颌。 这是完善的! 一套五个木块,美妙地说明以基本概念所有年轻疯狂的科学家需要。 当然约瑟夫,是一个聪慧的年轻小伙子,已经熟悉所有学科从 A是为配件 Z是为蛇神. 除了 C是为咖啡因他只是二和一半。

它是称心的看好伙计在 木蜂 是正做作为I到看管下一代科学恶棍、邪恶的天才和疯狂的科学家入未来。 如此喜欢支持他们并且得到一些 字母表块. 并且快命令。 您是否想要利用机会您的孩子将长大并且成为事乏味和世俗作为会计? 做您?!

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我们新的朋友,无名的难归类的物Muppet
张贴 11.26.08由Cosette @ 12:14上午

这里在Technocave化合物,我们喜欢 Muppets 相当。 非常,实际上,我们有一间选定的Muppet屋子(因此由我们自己的Needcoffee艺术家命名了在住所, Rox)。 如此,当粮食与农业组织Schwarz开放了设计您关于他们的网站的自己的难归类的物Muppet车间,我们必须合作。 难归类的物,万一您是不熟悉的以期限(因为我们不知道什么它意味或者),是Muppet世界的勤勉额外。 基本上,您看Muppet人群场面,难归类的物那里。 使用车间,您能(或可能--更多在那)由零零点点的选择短期使您自己的习惯难归类的物Muppet可利用。

我们的Muppet是几天在制造。 他们有排序一个网上设计演播室,您可能采摘一种体型和颜色、眼睛、鼻子、头发和一套服装为您自己的难归类的物。 不用说,选择无数使它坚硬做出决定,但我们最后缩小了喜爱的位并且点击了“命令”按钮。

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Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: Baby Laugh-a-Lot Will Swallow Your Soul
Posted on 10.20.08 by Widge @ 6:00 am

The folks at Ectoplasmosis have unearthed something that shames pretty much everything else we've posted during our 32 Days of Halloween festival this year. Nothing can prepare you for terror at this level.

How we missed this in our discussion of evil dolls, I have no idea.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Found via Ectoplasmosis.

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Inappropriate Toys For An Evil Genius
Posted on 10.15.08 by ScottC @ 6:30 pm

The latest "How hard is it to rob a bank?" toy has come out. Playskool has released KOTA the Triceratops to win the hearts of dinosaur loving children everywhere and remind parents that the toys they grew up with were pieces of shit. Look what this thing can do.

Always enjoying attention, KOTA will roar back to you when you speak to him. When you touch the triceratops, KOTA will move his head, tail, and horns in appreciation. Your triceratops will even let out a friendly dino roar! Included with KOTA The Triceratops are "leafy greens" that are used to feed KOTA. Simply move the green towards KOTA's mouth and he will begin making munching sounds.

Here's a video of KOTA in action.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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Remote Controlled Zombie Costs More Than Most Zombie Films
Posted on 08.08.08 by Widge @ 5:06 am

Because if it's undead and bleeds, it leads, here's Dead Fred Zombie Chaser from Fright Catalog. Trouble is, this is really a Hammacher Schlemmer level item because it's $2650. For that price, you could probably fund an entire zombie film festival. And really, this would be one thing if the thing looked menacing. Instead, it's more like a half-zombie, half-viscera slug. And beware the video below...I can't tell if that's actually what the thing sounds like (because it does come with onboard sound) or if it's just somebody messing around. Because while Boing Boing Gadgets is not inaccurate in saying it sounds like the undead beast with two backs is being created, it actually reminds me of...well, go after the break and see if they weren't separated at birth. Unbirth. Death. Whatever.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

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