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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Warped Three-Year-Olds印第安那瓊斯和英國的扭曲3歲兒童
Posted on 05.06.08 by Widge @ 2:24 am張貼於05.06.08由widge @上午02時24分

Indiana Jones Adventure Heroes: Belloq, Ark and Ghost

Ken found these at Target.肯發現,在這些目標。 And on first glance, they seem cute.和對乍看之下,他們似乎可愛。 Cute little可愛的小 Indy印第安納波利斯 toys for three-year-olds and up.玩具為3歲的孩子最多。 But really...when you think about it: they're kinda twisted.不過,真的… …當你認為它:他們正在kinda扭曲。

Pictured is the packaging for Belloq, who comes with the Ark and a Ghost.圖為包裝belloq ,是誰與方舟和鬼。 Look at it: the Ghost looks even friendlier than the ones in the看看它:幽靈看起來友善,甚至比那些在 Haunted Mansion鬧鬼大廈 , for crying out loud. ,哭聲響亮。 And you can pose him as though he were streaming out of the Ark...you know, to melt everyone's faces?您可以構成他,儘管他被分流出來的ark. ..你也知道,融化每個人的臉?

More figures after the break.更多的數字後,休息一會。

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1941 vs. The Empire Strikes Back 1941年與帝國反擊
Posted on 04.14.08 by ScottC @ 9:29 pm張貼於04.14.08由scottc @下午9點29分
1942星球大戰星球大戰

Consider this the Needcoffee version of an Elseworlds story.考慮這needcoffee版本的一elseworlds的故事。

After the monster success (pardon the pun) of後怪物成功(原諒陳彬) Jaws 大白鯊 , Steven Spielberg史蒂芬斯皮爾伯格 had his pick of projects.他挑選的項目。 He passed on Jaws 2 , Superman , and Close Encounters of the Third Kind .他通過對頜骨2超人 ,和親密接觸第三類接觸 Spielberg's love of the pulp/斯皮爾伯格的愛紙漿/ WWII二戰 era led him to start preproduction on a promising script from時代促使他開始預就大有希望的腳本 Robert Zemeckis羅伯特澤梅基斯 and Bob Gale titled 1941 .和Bob烈風名為1941 However, it became clear that this movie was quickly turning into a expensive career-ending disaster.然而,人們清楚地看到這部電影,很快就變成一個昂貴的職業生涯結束的災難。 Does Spielberg admit defeat?是否斯皮爾伯格承認失敗? No, he gives a friend a call.沒有,他給一位朋友打電話。

George Lucas喬治盧卡斯 was in pre-production hell.是在生產前地獄。 Trying to develop his "Adventures of Luke Starkiller, as taken from the Journal of the Whills, Saga I:試圖發展他的“冒險盧克starkiller ,採取從的Journal of the whills ,佐賀: The Star Wars星球大戰 " script to screen is proving to be a Herculean effort. Trying to explain to studio executives about Jedi Knights was taking most of his energy. One day, his friend Steven Spielberg gives him a call. During their conversation, Spielberg brought up how they always wanted to work on a project together. He suggests combining the WWII material he has with Lucas' script and making something unique. A WWII science fantasy. “腳本屏幕證明是一項艱鉅的努力。試圖解釋工作室總裁約傑迪騎士是考慮他的大部分能源。一天,他的朋友史蒂芬斯皮爾伯格給他打電話,在他們的談話,斯皮爾伯格帶來了他們如何始終想工作的一個項目,連同他建議結合起來,二戰的材料,他與盧卡斯'腳本,使一些獨特的。二戰科學幻想。

As you can see above, the customization master正如您所看到的上述情況,定制碩士 Sillof sillof took this theme and ran with it in his collection of採取了這一主題和然與它在他的收集 Star Wars 1942 figures星球大戰1942年的數字 . But where's the Leia figure dressed like Betty Grable?但那裡的查看數字穿著像貝蒂grable ?

And in this Elseworlds tale, at least the Japanese accents of the Trade Federation would make sense.並在這elseworlds的故事,至少,日本口音的貿易聯合會將使意識。

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"I'm a Goddamn Marvel of Modern Puppetry!" “我是goddamn奇蹟現代木偶戲” !
Posted on 03.24.08 by Widge @ 5:03 pm張貼於03.24.08由widge @下午5時03分

恩尼頁mcmurphy ,從一個飛越大鳥

Ken sent me a link to肯送我的鏈接 this auction這次拍賣 .

And yes, that's supposed to be a large body puppet of並沒錯,就是那個的假定是一個龐大的機構的傀儡 Ernie恩尼 from Sesame Street芝麻街 . But to me...但對我來說...

To me it looks like Ernie after the lobotomy.對我來說,它看起來像恩尼後lobotomy 。

Right before Sweetums comes and smothers him with the pillow.權之前, sweetums來和smothers他與枕頭。

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BREAKING: Mary Kay Launches Air Superiority Campaign; Avon Threatens Response突破:玫琳凱推出的空中優勢運動;雅芳威脅的反應
Posted on 02.28.08 by Widge @ 2:33 pm張貼於02.28.08由widge @下午2時33分

粉紅色的嗜好遊說射流

In a move that's sent shock waves through out the makeup world, Mary Kay announced today they have launched a "Healthier Skin Through Air Power" campaign, rolling out their newest offering: Viper jets with pink highlights.在這一舉措的發出的衝擊波,通過化妝世界,玫琳凱今天宣布,他們已經發起了“健康的皮膚,通過空中力量”運動,推出了他們提供的最新產品:毒蛇喉與粉紅色的亮點。

"Pink Cadillacs are so 90s," said one unnamed source. “粉紅cadillacs那麼90年代,說: ”一無名來源。 "It's getting so you can't throw an eyeliner without hitting a pink something or other with four wheels. But when you're driving one of these, baby--people know you're to be taken seriously." “它變得所以你不能丟一eyeliner沒有打一個粉紅色的東西或其他與四個輪子,但是當您駕駛之一,這些,嬰兒-人們知道您必須認真對待” 。

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Countdown to Final Secret Infinite Zero Crisis World War Disassembled (in Legos)倒數最後秘密無限零危機的世界戰爭拆解(在legos )
Posted on 02.10.08 by Widge @ 2:51 am張貼於02.10.08由widge @上午02時51分

darkseid是! (一讀)

The artist's name is xueren.藝術家的名字是學仁。 They are the creator of a slew of他們是創造了許多 DC直流 and Marvel奇蹟 characters (among others) as字符(除其他外) custom Lego minifigs自定義讀minifigs . What's nuts is that there's characters that I don't even recognize--and I used to study my copies of Who's Who and Marvel Universe .什麼的堅果是有的字符, 什至不承認-我用來研究我國的副本誰的誰和宙的奇蹟。 Isn't that sad?是不是悲哀? (Note: rhetorical.) (注:修辭) 。

Found via Neatorama.發現經neatorama 。

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