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Wayhomer Review #106: Safe House
Posted on 02.11.12 by Widge @ 5:46 pm

Denzel Washington in Safe House

Episode #106 for Safe House, in which our protagonist gives a modest proposal for dealing with the Babies in Cinema Problem, praises Denzel Washington for being able to elevate any film (or pretty much anything around him--he has the Acting Speed Force), and has a special guest star!
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Wayhomer Review #105: The Woman in Black
Posted on 02.04.12 by Widge @ 4:06 am

Daniel Radcliffe in The Woman in Black

Episode #105 for The Woman in Black, in which our protagonist gives thanks for a Hammer horror flick that feels like a Hammer horror flick, praises Daniel Radcliffe for transcending the Potterverse, and generally advises that watching horror films makes you know how to better deal with being in one.
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Wayhomer Review #104: Beauty and the Beast 3D
Posted on 01.30.12 by Widge @ 9:14 am

Lumiere from Beauty and the Beast

Episode #104 for Beauty and the Beast 3D, in which our protagonist praises classic Disney on the big screen, 3D and/or otherwise, and tries to get through to the company (since we know they watch).
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Wayhomer Review #103: The Grey
Posted on 01.28.12 by Widge @ 2:01 pm

Liam Neeson from The Grey

Episode #103 for The Grey, in which our protagonist owes Liam Neeson an apology, also owes him a serious beer, and recommends we give him a new official title.
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Wayhomer Review #102: Haywire
Posted on 01.21.12 by Widge @ 1:51 am

Gina Carano in Haywire

Episode #102 for Haywire, in which our protagonist writes Gina Carano and her compatriots a pass, advises you of a better Soderbergh-helmed action movie to see instead, and postulates about actors and their fetish for getting beaten up.
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Wayhomer Review #101: A Dangerous Method
Posted on 01.14.12 by Widge @ 4:41 pm

Michael Fassbender and Viggo Mortensen from A Dangerous Method

*

Episode #101 for A Dangerous Method, in which our protagonist shows how fair he is by praising Viggo, worries for the safety of Keira Knightley and is temporarily thwarted by a dumpster.

*--Yes, this is lower than I was considering while being filmed. But upon reflection, I think the movie fails on multiple fronts. As a glimpse into the history of psychoanalysis, it fails because I think I know less about psychoanalysis now than I did before going into the cinema. As a glimpse into the life of Jung, it fails because he's such a dick I feel like I wasted my time glimpsing it. And as a cohesive narrative it fails because of the weird jumps I relate in my review. And as a triangle (of some kind) between the three main characters, it fails because Jung is not just a prick--but an out-of-left-field whackjob prick--that I wish one third of the triangle would have wandered out of the film and thus made it a lot more enjoyable. Anyway, just wanted to explain.
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Wayhomer Review #100B (The "Talkie" Version): The Artist
Posted on 01.12.12 by Widge @ 3:21 pm

Berenice Bejo in The Artist

The actual "talkie" version of Episode #100 for The Artist (2011), in which our protagonist tries to be mindful that he has to pull interesting faces for the "silent film" version of this review, praises black and white film, and muses how Jean Dujardin must get asked to say the Inigo Montoya speech...like, a lot.
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Wayhomer Review #100: The Artist
Posted on 01.09.12 by Widge @ 4:34 am

Jean Dujardin and Uggie from The Artist

A very special Episode #100 for The Artist (2011), in which our protagonist...well, you'll see.
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Wayhomer Review #99: Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)
Posted on 01.03.12 by Widge @ 12:05 am

Gary Oldman and John Hurt in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011)

Episode #99 for Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011), in which our protagonist talks about the chameleon we call Gary Oldman, how pacing is more important to anticipate than Anglophilia, and how a good shot of Kathy Burke is ultimately good for the soul.
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Wayhomer Review #98: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011)
Posted on 01.01.12 by Widge @ 7:18 pm

Rooney Mara as Lisbeth Salander in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011)

*

Episode #98 for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (2011), in which our protagonist talks the evolution of Lisbeth, thinks he might have the fifth Best Actress nom (maybe) and speaks out on behalf of characters who get overtly manipulated by their creators.

*--I bring this up in the video but my questions regarding how much you can appreciate the film if you have not read the book have only deepened since the recording. I welcome any comments/insights you might have in the comments.
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