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Wayhomer Review #130: The Bourne Legacy
Posted on 08.19.12 by Widge @ 5:44 am
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Jeremy Renner from The Bourne Legacy

Episode #130 for The Bourne Legacy, in which our protagonist talks about a slow first act, a second act that seems borrowed from a piece of well-known literature, and a third act that really seems like it was another film. Especially the fact they're on motorcycles.
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Wayhomer Review #129: The Expendables 2
Posted on 08.18.12 by Widge @ 12:35 am
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Jean-Claude Van Damme from Expendables 2

Episode #129 for The Expendables 2, in which our protagonist talks a lot about Action Burger (which isn't a franchise so far as he knows), is glad that this now-franchise has embraced what it should be and also is glad that Stallone got out of the chair because doing so paid off.
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Wayhomer Review #128: Total Recall (2012)
Posted on 08.04.12 by Widge @ 7:16 pm
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Kate Beckinsale as Lori in Total Recall (2012)

Episode #128 for Total Recall (2012), in which our protagonist applauds remakes that go their own way (like the song said to), applauds goofball 80s sci-fi and especially applauds sexy, scary, beat-your-ass Kate Beckinsale.
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Wayhomer Review #127: The Dark Knight Rises
Posted on 07.21.12 by Widge @ 1:32 pm
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Tom Hardy as Bane in The Dark Knight Rises

Episode #127 for The Dark Knight Rises, in which our protagonist shies away from comparing this film to the last one, has IMAX problems and also wants to remind everyone of Michael Caine's amazing range. Also, Joseph Gordon-Levitt rocks balls.
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Wayhomer Review #126: The Amazing Spider-Man 3D
Posted on 07.04.12 by Widge @ 11:25 pm
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Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man

Episode #126 for The Amazing Spider-Man 3D, in which our protagonist makes a case that 2012 is the year in which comic book movies have come of age, thinks whoever cast Sally Field and Martin Sheen are bloody geniuses and praises (no, really) Marvel for seemingly getting everybody to step up their game.

Update: Stay clear of the comments if you want to avoid SPOILERS. Normally I don't allow spoilerishness in them, but they're extensive and well thought out, so I'm writing them a pass.
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Wayhomer Review #125: Brave 3D
Posted on 06.25.12 by Widge @ 10:47 am
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Merida from Brave

Episode #125 for Brave 3D, in which our protagonist gets confused about what Pixar film was the last to be seen, tries to get at the heart of what a Pixar film is, and struggles to criticize a film when the worst you can say about it is that it's good but not amazing.
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Wayhomer Review #124: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Posted on 06.22.12 by Widge @ 10:22 pm
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Benjamin Walker as Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Episode #124 for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, in which our protagonist is distracted by his car (which might or might not explode) but somehow manages to talk about how the film's inconsistent rules of engagement and abuse of slow motion overwhelm a decent cast. Alas.
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Wayhomer Review #123: Rock of Ages
Posted on 06.16.12 by Widge @ 12:40 am
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Tom Cruise as Stacee Jaxx in Rock of Ages

Episode #123 for Rock of Ages, in which our protagonist discusses the history of jukebox musicals, how this one was more fun (in patches) than he expected to be and wonders how a Hair Metal Movie can take itself so seriously (in patches)...
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Wayhomer Review #122: Prometheus 3D
Posted on 06.09.12 by Widge @ 9:58 pm
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Michael Fassbender as David in Prometheus 3D

Episode #122 for Prometheus 3D, in which our protagonist marvels at what a pretty movie it is, completely forgets to talk about the cast* he's so damn flummoxed and wonders just what in the hell that was all about.
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Wayhomer Review #121: Snow White and the Huntsman
Posted on 06.02.12 by Widge @ 5:02 pm
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Charlize Theron as Ravenna in Snow White and the Huntsman

Episode #121 for Snow White and the Huntsman, in which our protagonist bemoans the fact that a well-placed cast can't save everything, bemoans the fact that you really shouldn't inflate your running time to show off your art design, and really thinks it's a bad idea to remind people there are fantasy movies out there better constructed than yours.
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