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Wayhomer Review #82: Contagion (2011)
Posted on 09.10.11 by Widge @ 12:56 am

Gwyneth Paltrow from Contagion

Episode #82 for Contagion, in which our protagonist discusses movies that don't wave banners, how the right director can make you sit up and take notice, and advises who should definitely Not see this film.
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Wayhomer Review #81: Fright Night 3D (2011)
Posted on 08.22.11 by Widge @ 4:37 pm

David Tennant as Peter Vincent in Fright Night 3D

Episode #81 for Fright Night 3D, in which our protagonist is frustrated because the only really cool things in the film (all two of them) are spoilers, is pleased because of two actors who handled themselves quite well and discusses cinematic lumpiness.
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Comments: 1 Comment



Wayhomer Review #80: Attack the Block
Posted on 08.21.11 by Widge @ 6:17 am

Attack the Block

Episode #80 for Attack the Block, in which our protagonist marvels at what ingenuity and low budget can do for creature design, struggles to explain what the hell the film is, and marvels at the find that is John Boyega. Trust.
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Wayhomer Review #79: Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Posted on 08.20.11 by Widge @ 2:44 am

Jason Momoa as Conan the Barbarian

Episode #79 for Conan the Barbarian (2011), in which our protagonist apologizes to Jason Momoa, berates Fandango and AMC and winds up taking a wrong left turn at Kobayashi Kalibak. Please note: at some point, I may have inadvertently said "Burroughs" instead of "Howard." For some reason, especially when driving, I mix up William S. Burroughs and Robert E. Howard. Go figure.
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Categorized as: Reviews and Video Podcasts and Wayhomers
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Wayhomer Review #78: 30 Minutes or Less
Posted on 08.13.11 by Widge @ 1:56 am

30 Minutes or Less

Episode #78 for 30 Minutes or Less, in which our protagonist explains why he didn't go see the Glee movie, talks about the balancing act of doing a proper dark comedy and comes up with a way the film could have ended early.
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Categorized as: Reviews and Video Podcasts and Wayhomers
Comments: 6 Comments



Wayhomer Review #77: Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Posted on 08.06.11 by Widge @ 12:25 am

Caesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Episode #77 for Rise of the Planet of the Apes, in which our protagonist is pleased to find the film isn't like the trailers, tells everyone to buy Andy Serkis a drink, and is convinced James Franco's character is the worst scientist ever.
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Wayhomer Review #76: Cowboys and Aliens
Posted on 07.31.11 by Widge @ 1:46 am

Daniel Craig from Cowboys and Aliens

Episode #76 for Cowboys and Aliens, in which our protagonist heralds the return of an effectively pissed off Harrison Ford, marvels at how far battle tactics have come since the time of the Wild West, and advises you to prioritize if you ever find yourself on board an alien craft.
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Wayhomer Review #75: The Smurfs 3D
Posted on 07.30.11 by Widge @ 1:19 am

The Smurfs, rapping

Yes, they rap. Don't even act surprised.

Episode #75 for The Smurfs, in which our protagonist demands to know why all feature film versions of cartoons must be live-action, wants to pin a medal on Hank Azaria for bravery under fire and tries to find a silver lining in a world of blue.
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Wayhomer Review #74: Captain America: The First Avenger 3D
Posted on 07.24.11 by Widge @ 3:15 am

Chris Evans as Captain America

Episode #74 for Captain America, in which our protagonist talks again about the ambition of the Marvel movie universe, is happy that a version of the Captain America he likes made it to the screen, and argues for pulpy goodness with a modern swirl.
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Wayhomer Review #73: Hobo With a Shotgun
Posted on 07.09.11 by Widge @ 12:40 am

Rutger Hauer in Hobo With a Shotgun

Episode #73 for Hobo With a Shotgun, in which our protagonist takes a trip down not memory lane but memory aisle-of-a-video-store, explains how you probably shouldn't try to rate this one along the same lines as Remains of the Day (or the like) and holds up Rutger Hauer as an acting god.
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