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Your Weekend Justice #109: Kites and Crime, Kids!
Posted on 04.08.11 by Widge @ 4:21 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that tries to have not only less art but also more matter. It's not for the faint of heart. Or for the faint of spleen. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Name That Tune

Agenda:

  • Stunt Kites!
  • Source Code
  • Game of Thrones
  • Alcohol Report
  • The Nordic Track of Nordic Things
  • Crack and Rum
  • Rox and masculinity
  • Your bad TV report
  • Reality TV shows we actually want
  • Never nude?
  • Hair competitions
  • Extreme couponing
  • Name That Something
  • Leigh & Widge vs. scotch
  • Diet revelation!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

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Your Weekend Justice #108: Backstage at the Podcast
Posted on 04.01.11 by Widge @ 7:49 am
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Weekend Justice

This week we're dispensing with our usual programming to bring you a special edition re-broadcast of a documentary about the making of Weekend Justice. If you've ever wanted to peek behind the curtain, here's your chance. Regular show returns next week. Enjoy!

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Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
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Your Weekend Justice #107: Where Kittens Come From
Posted on 03.25.11 by Widge @ 3:41 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that infuses everything you hold dear with alcohol, sex and terrible pop culture references. It's not for the faint of heart. Or for people with hearts. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Day of the Locust

Agenda:

  • Alcohol report
  • Jon's dog vs. Girl Scout cookies
  • Protip: Dogs and collars
  • Leigh's kidlet report
  • The thing about Barry Manilow
  • Turn off Mandy
  • Joan Rivers vs. Phyllis Diller
  • Leigh vs. young adult
  • Rulers and staples
  • Handwriting problems
  • Vincentennial
  • Finding food while traveling
  • Alice Cooper's sports bar
  • Great Danes
  • Doctor Who news
  • Blood on the locusts
  • [[ More this way... ]]

Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
Comments: 4 Comments



Your Weekend Justice #106: Like Sexo But With An A
Posted on 03.18.11 by Widge @ 12:49 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that spends far too much time discussing alcohol and sex. And far too little time discussing sex and alcohol. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Tickle Me Herodotus

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Tim Burton's Your Weekend Justice #105
Posted on 03.11.11 by Widge @ 12:01 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck now in a special Tim Burtonized edition starring Johnny Depp as Jon Boutelle and Helena Bonham Carter as ScottC with Rox of Spazhouse, Herbert Lom's actual grand-niece, as herself. Also appearing are Oliver Reed as Serv and Yvonne Romain as Leigh. I am portrayed in the podcast by Frankenweenie. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. But this week, the costumes are awesome. You have been warned.

Tim Burton

Agenda:

  • The Wi-Fi on the Bus
  • Rox's academic career
  • Widge vs. poetry
  • Art fabrication
  • Widge vs. performance art
  • Sex as art
  • Spleen fetishism
  • Charlie Sheen
  • Bedlam
  • At the Mountains of Madness
  • R-Rated films
  • King's Speech on stage
  • Tim Burton's The King Speech
  • ScottC vs. Leigh
  • Gum and Lent
  • Leigh's hair and weird hand gestures
  • Wank the Dinosaur
  • [[ More this way... ]]

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    Comments: 2 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #104: How to Train Your Muskrat
    Posted on 03.04.11 by Widge @ 4:44 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to train your dragon to eat your ferret. And that's not a euphemism. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Daguerre

    Agenda:

    • Haircuts, wine and graduation
    • What is Jon Boutelle building in there?
    • Rox vs. the iPad 2
    • Apple products and the quest for discount
    • Kindle envy
    • Justice vs. the Nintendo announcement
    • Warning! Jigglypuff!
    • Terrifying Pokemon discussion
    • Font or Not?
    • Glass photography, people
    • Sword?
    • Picking junk
    • Oscar talk
    • Documentary bitching
    • Kevin Smith's Red State
    • Din's actual question
    • Of ferrets and dragons
    • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 4 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #103: Don't Stop Dancing
    Posted on 02.25.11 by Widge @ 2:22 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that won't stop thinking about tomorrow. Or dancing. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Monocle DC Comics

    Agenda:

    • Scott's Chat Roulette experience
    • Found diaries
    • Alcohol Report
    • Scotchstravaganza!
    • Jon's member wears plaid
    • Jon gets a monocle. Sort of.
    • Crotch interlude!
    • Scott vs. sexual misconduct
    • Leigh, mini-dominatrix
    • Amazon Prime streaming
    • Richard Curtis on Doctor Who
    • He-Scott
    • Doctor Who: Christmas Carol
    • The Borders Playlist
    • Rob vs. Borders
    • Swing callback
    • Steve Stout vs. The Grammys
    • Spider-Man musical...again
    • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 12 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #102: It's a Mixing Board. In Space.
    Posted on 02.18.11 by Widge @ 5:39 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that won't stop FedExing ferrets to you. At work. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    I Heart You Peeps

    Agenda:

    • The Irish Prince
    • Free stuff in cereal boxes
    • Florida politics
    • Leigh vs. mead
    • Vagina Peeps
    • Din and school supplies
    • Widge vs. his beer
    • Award discussions
    • Rox's sketch winner
    • Euphemisms and mythology
    • Tatas in India
    • Din's answer to Hooters
    • Leigh's doctor visit
    • Book sculptures
    • Din's Dog Latin version of UNKLE
    • Death of the Heroes
    • Don't upgrade!
    • The Girl Who Cried Euphemism
    • [[ More this way... ]]

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    Your Weekend Justice #101: Key Parties in Mary Worth
    Posted on 02.11.11 by Widge @ 4:51 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the podcast that paints your mailbox like an enormous penguin just because that sort of paint was on sale. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Aunt May and the Mole Man

    Agenda:

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    Your Weekend Justice #100: We Shave the Turkey and Stroke the Bacon
    Posted on 02.05.11 by Widge @ 2:30 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: hitting its 100th episode. We recorded this mostly live with a number of horrible, disfiguring technical difficulties and a very patient Ustream audience, who we all love dearly. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Willard Scott

    Agenda:

    • Preliminary alcohol report
    • Marvel Universe Scott?
    • Leigh finally drinks
    • Serv brings the orgy
    • Brownie demands
    • More alcohol report and Widge has a child-proof beer
    • Full access pants
    • Black Lodge vs. Menstrual Hut
    • Leigh vs. the uterus pinata
    • NCIS news and a painful squee
    • Electroflush!
    • The podcast laps itself about Leigh's lap
    • The Sound Board (not the podcast) brings about Skynet and the end of the world
    • Weekend Justice vs. the Killer Island
    • Inexplicable poker discussion
    • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 7 Comments



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