Your Weekend Justice: The 2012 Year-End Edition

Posted on 01.05.13 by Widge @ 8:17 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the podcast that nods and smiles and knew all along that the Mayans were just trying to ensure that they got lots of airplay on The History Channel at the appropriate time. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. Especially so given this year-end, outtakes episode. Which is infused with even more alcohol and furniture-sex humor than usual. You have been warned.

Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, "Promoter (of earthbound causes)" as our theme music for this.

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Your Weekend Justice #184: Two Tables Flipped For Your Face

Posted on 12.21.12 by Widge @ 9:54 pm
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is waiting for the spaceship to arrive and take it to safety as the world ends. It's not here yet but we expect it at any moment. Honest.

Agenda:

Stop bothering Rox with your last minute crap Xmas gift ideas

The danger of Amazon Prime

The evil of raisins

Fun with Instagram

Cat butt coffee ale!

Leigh vs. gravity and the death of keyboards

The Hobbit and hotness

Kids and fandom

Aaron Sorkin, making people sad

Spazhouse: The Barbershop

Angela Lansbury, not dead

The Flaming Keyboard

French Cumberbatch

Rox's search for cake

The Search for Star Trek Sex Toys

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Your Weekend Justice #183: Apples, Confusion & Aneurysms

Posted on 12.14.12 by Widge @ 9:00 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is crashing your holiday party. If not in this universe, then a universe quite like this one.

Agenda:

Rox vs. the Digital Hipsters

Silent Service

Welcome to Meth Talk

Festive nutmeg

Waiting for Beer

Your Sam Adams Report

Man of Steel teaser

Kevin Costner and the Box

Waterworld the Series

Pissy restaurants in Tallahassee

Rock Lobster!

Star Trek teaser

Benedict Cumberbatch goal! Plus voice babies.

Monitor envy

The Lone Ranger trailer

Johnny Depp

Tim Burton's A Charlie Brown Christmas

Mickey Rourke, non-hobo

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Your Weekend Justice #182: Grandmother With a Pitchfork (for iPhone)

Posted on 12.07.12 by Widge @ 10:11 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that cannot be replaced by any simple smartphone app, no matter how hard you goddamn programmers try.

Agenda:

That thing in The Mexico

What you wear for self-deprecation

The Screwed Up Feet of the Long Distance Runner, or Why Jon is Zombie Food

Disco on wheels, plus seizures

Technical Podcast Hell

In defense of Samsung

Scott's perfectly timed exercise question

Motivational apps

Email and the Arrow of Time

The benefit of canes...and dishonor

White chocolate baby heads

Advent calendar idea

Hello shingles

Hobbit Syndrome

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Your Weekend Justice #181: Bishop Charles Durning vs. The Serpent

Posted on 11.30.12 by Widge @ 3:51 pm
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that, because it is smarter than its participants, thinks quietly to itself that they're thinking about an alternate version of the movie Q where it faced off against Brian Dennehy. But again, it can only speak through the sound board. So...alas.

Agenda:

Human backgammon?

Getting rid of elements

Calling Alan Funt...wait, oh shit

Potential Roxmobile...or the Tuffmobile. Whichever.

Jon vs. the new Skype

Serpent and the What, who?

"Mistreating the hunchback"

Tyler Perry's Hunchback of Notre Dame

Thanksgiving Parade report

Smurf on the loose!

Bob Costas' new job

Rise of the Guardians review

Going to Portland for the bucket of donuts

The dead and their bib overalls - Walking Dead SPOILERS

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Your Weekend Justice #180: Capuchin Keggers at the Abandoned Laundry

Posted on 11.16.12 by Widge @ 6:34 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that stars the crimefighting child-like miscreants that were once devised by Franklin W. Dixon to stars in books to be used to punish bad little boys and girls who spent too much time in front of the television. Little did the Stratemeyer crew know what they were unleashing upon the world...

Agenda:

Dumping the cyber British lady

Ranking sports. Plus drugs and marriage and laws!

Jon and Serv reveal [REDACTED] and the secret of [REDACTED]

Serv gets in a word edgewise. Or four.

Spazhouse Mystery Hour!

Remembering John Denver. And brownies.

Eagle Scout benefits

Rox on patrol!

World War Z and That One Guy

Skyfall (SPOILERS)

American Horror Story (mild SPOILERS)

Anne Frank, Nazi Hunter

Replacement Elmos

Walking Dead (heavy SPOILERS)

Misguiding Light

Boardwalk Empire (slightly bulky SPOILERS)

Rob's Movie Festival Report

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Your Weekend Justice #179: The Mysterious Third Finger

Posted on 11.09.12 by Widge @ 6:16 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that hopes one day to get legalized via a nationwide vote. One day. But until then, you can only listen for medicinal purposes.

Agenda:

Voting for Roseanne Barr

Bewitching Roseanne

Rox, armed and dangerous

Our own version of election coverage

Scott's new daddy

Oh shit, research!

Mormons and Fleetwood Mac

Florida vs. the Florida Supreme Court

Your Ben & Jerry's update

Aaron's theatrical career (on the stage this time, even!)

Origami of the Gods?

The Walking Dead daily comic strip

The Walking Dead has its own damn desk (but not in a Tuffley sort of way) (HUGE SPOILERS)

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Your Weekend Justice #178, A Subsidiary of The Walt Disney Company

Posted on 11.02.12 by Widge @ 4:15 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that was also purchased this week by Disney for $1.45, two bags of Doritos and a half-eaten cinnamon roll. They'll be coming for you next.

Agenda:

Your sports talk

Scott returns and a revelation. Plus details.

Leigh's memory and context

Interpreting Shakespeare with sex toys

Dreamcasting Witchiepoo

Marvel, Lucas and lots and lots of money

Howard the Duck reborn?

DisneyWorld changes

Things the dog ate

The return of Jem plus chicks dressed as cats

Trick or treating and street candy

Xmas decorations. Yes, already.

Thanksgiving music

Crisis on Infinite Disney

Working Star Wars to Once Upon a Time

Walking Dead and the upcoming zombie apocalypse

Boardwalk Empire

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Your Weekend Justice #177: Glitter and Our Fists

Posted on 10.26.12 by Widge @ 5:42 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that hasn't found Bigfoot either. So we all have that in common.

Agenda:

Jon sings and then becomes Psycho Santa

Dissecting the Mini (plus other Apple shenanigans)

The $250 Breaking Point

Serv gets the points

Size matters, mostly, but maybe not

Surfacing...or not

Taking geek jokes too seriously

Leigh on crack (very similar to Leigh, full stop)

Kissing from a distance and, naturally, how to abuse it

Cats and strip clubs don't mix

Crime and capes

Not finding Bigfoot (mostly due to sexism)

Professional skunk ape exterminators

Universal love of bacon

How to screw up a Boston Kreme

Walking Dead and why Carl should never go to Rox's neighborhood (SPOILERS)

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Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives

Posted on 10.19.12 by Widge @ 9:13 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene...usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry.