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Your Weekend Justice #165: The Venn Diagram of My Fiendom
Posted on 06.29.12 by Widge @ 7:38 am
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to strap you to a giant Pinewood Derby car without wheels, like some mad Bond villain deathtrap, and roll you into a vat of cottage cheese. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Pinewood Derby

Agenda:

  • The fun of school scheduling and the impending teenager-ness
  • The Hotel Boutelle
  • The return of Leigh, Spiritual Being
  • The Spazhouse School of Public Speaking
  • Estrogen vs. Pixar
  • Cars and making money
  • Pinewood Hell
  • RIP: Nora Ephron
  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
  • Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
  • Bradley Cooper Fan Club
  • Summer movie refresher
  • Brave redux already
  • [[ More this way... ]]

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    Your Weekend Justice #164: Mind Your Pendulous Bits
    Posted on 06.22.12 by Widge @ 6:58 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is terribly concerned about people who are naked doing things in which they're really not, for safety reasons, supposed to be naked. Either that or we just need excuses to talk about naked people. (Disclosure: Utterly untrue. We never need excuses.) This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Blammo!!

    Agenda:

  • Serv, afflicted
  • Glass ceilings and drug dealers
  • Explaining Jon. And excess pizza.
  • Random discussion about flooring
  • Serv and naked cycling regret (NSFW reference link)
  • Naked and fetish sports
  • P. Diddy's son and football
  • Protesting corporate America vs. protesting shit corporations
  • Pwned by the pone
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None




    Your Weekend Justice #163: Circus Peanuts, Children
    Posted on 06.15.12 by Widge @ 6:12 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is only "borrowing" your fonts. Honest. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    D.B. Sweeney

    Agenda:

  • Wedding etiquette
  • Honeymoon report (any repetition was written into the script strictly to make Serv have to say words in Spanish multiple times)
  • DragonCon vampires
  • ScottC's job hunt
  • How fetishes can get your house clean
  • Falling Skies Fontpocalypse!
  • Pro and Anti-Metheus (SPOILERS)
  • Crays, benches and hookahs
  • Mad Men wrap-up (SPOILERS)
  • The care and feeding of stale Peeps
  • Bathrobe acquisition etiquette
  • Your D.B. Cooper caper history
  • The problem with Coast to Coast
  • Beverly Hillbillies/Prometheus crossover!
  • Rob's movie report
  • Broadway to the provinces
  • Rox and Rob commandeer the Met
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 2 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #162: Down the Road That We Must Travel
    Posted on 06.08.12 by Widge @ 6:33 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that just can't be content to leave the past in the past. If bad pop culture was Karloff's Mummy, this podcast would be dumb enough to break the seal on the tomb. I think that's what I'm really trying to say here. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Cayenne pepper

    Agenda:

  • Degrees of basketball fandom
  • Aaron vs. Poland. Plus researching jokes.
  • Inuit racism
  • Ukraine vs. The Boy Scouts
  • Places boys can laugh at in Ireland
  • Words With Friends breakups
  • Game of Thrones
  • Mockingbird Lane
  • Grimm
  • Bring It On in Broadway
  • Queer Eye for the Straight Tent
  • The Fate of Mr. Mister
  • Elementary preview
  • Rock Lobster saves us! Not really.
  • DJing for fifth graders.
  • Mad Men discussion! Sorta.
  • World War Z, Twilight Zone and anthology shows
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 2 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #161: As The Prophecy Foretold, The Coming of Gray
    Posted on 06.01.12 by Widge @ 4:07 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that cannot get through an episode without pinning one of its members to a wall and torturing them. Normally with words. But you never know. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Voodoo Doughnuts' Supposed Tata

    Agenda:

  • Friendly cities, but then hooligans
  • The tata story
  • Leigh's DragonCon update
  • ScottC and money
  • Rock Lobster! Kinda!
  • Rox vs. Oasis25
  • Horrible Jem flashback
  • How to save Aaron with time travel
  • Patrick Warburton is Superman
  • The trouble with stray cats
  • Phantom timpani!
  • The Summer of Gin
  • The Fat Tuesday Story
  • Mega Mad Men Discussion
  • Leigh and Cersei - Drinking Buddies
  • Game of Thrones compression!
  • Studio 60 of the Magi
  • Vacation report, plus the return of that Erik guy
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 3 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #160: Non-Creepy Hugs and Sandwiches
    Posted on 05.18.12 by Widge @ 3:49 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that believes the children are our future. And that is why we are all so thoroughly doomed. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Village of the Damned

    Agenda:

  • Impromptu Spanish lesson and the Roxserv
  • Responsible coaster usage
  • Irresponsible degree usage
  • Porcine humblebrag redux
  • Sociopathic kids
  • Leigh turns the podcast into a cookie infomercial
  • Vitamin cast!
  • Dark Shadows questions
  • Mad Men/Dark Shadows crossover!
  • Box office discussion leads to bullet trains
  • Game of Thrones catch-up!
  • Hobo how-tos!
  • Bet on the sharks
  • Finding Bigfoot and hemp
  • Gold Rush in space
  • The Year of Chicks With Bows
  • The Donut Connection
  • Strapping kids to cars
  • Television round-up
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



    Your Weekend Justice #159: Sally Field and the King of the Mole People
    Posted on 05.11.12 by Widge @ 5:44 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is outrageous. Truly outrageous. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Turtle Oven

    Agenda:

  • Leigh and meds
  • Andy Griffith outtakes
  • Multiple attempts to discuss Russian politics...finally, success
  • Massive Avengers Cast!
  • Scott vs. volume. Repeatedly.
  • Serv vs. Kirsten Dunst
  • Saturday Night which?
  • Harry Dean Stanton
  • Time tampons
  • Ethnicity and comics
  • Comics and continuity
  • The Expendable 2
  • North Carolina, redneck central
  • The emptiness of life and Gobots
  • Where is MASK? Wait, for God's sake, we were talking about MASK!
  • Furbies and espionage
  • Rob's Dark Shadows review
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #158: The Worst Podcast Ever (Arguably)
    Posted on 05.04.12 by Widge @ 3:08 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that only has a certain amount of games, so if too many people get game, the podcast falls off track. And onto the third rail. And its keys. At the same time. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Howard Cosell and Gabe Kaplan in Battle of the Network Stars

    Agenda:

  • This is only a test
  • Way too much information about somebody's mom's arse
  • Miss Henkle is missing!
  • Airing out the Sound Board
  • The Post-Dystopian Society
  • Hook Finn!
  • Smug Avengers bastardy
  • Rox's new art project
  • The jig is up
  • The Smiths vs. the government
  • Monk complaints
  • Don Cheadle potshots
  • Zac Efron baiting!
  • Three Stooges movie and the end of the world
  • Never podcast sober
  • Musical games
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #157: A Clash of Cigars & Cabbages & Kings
    Posted on 04.27.12 by Widge @ 3:35 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that doesn't feel right unless it's discussing drugs, alcohol, sex and science fiction. Normally in a single sentence. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Doctor Who: The Master

    Agenda:

  • Alcohol report
  • Bike art
  • Hops, your friend
  • Charles Dance, badass costume wearer
  • Rox records!
  • Tom Cruise and creating a new religion
  • Trawling the Archives
  • Battlefield Earth
  • Star Wars Redux
  • Rox vs. Dark Shadows?
  • Rox, Met party crasher
  • SyFy's preview
  • Stephen King
  • Mad Men chat
  • Rob's The Raven review
  • Rob's Avengers review
  • Bollywood Rock Lobster!
  • Jon's cigar recommendations
  • Bullhorn abuse
  • Last minute and Eureka and Muppets news
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



    Your Weekend Justice #156: Creepy vs. Awkward
    Posted on 04.20.12 by Widge @ 8:23 pm
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that, as a public service message, wants to help you identify what kind of weirdo you might be near/around/involved with/have living in your attic without your knowledge. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    8 Track: Sounds of the 70s

    Agenda:

  • It takes a nation of two to make Flava Flav cry
  • The newest members of the League make their debut and give you sound movie advice
  • How to make Serv feel old
  • How to make Rox go crazy
  • Never waiting to exhale
  • How much you pay for theatrical friends
  • Scott the Pig
  • Do not test Rox when it comes to serial killers
  • I'm really wondering if Scott got any responses from his monologue
  • Aaron vs. the French accent
  • Free whisky at the VIP party
  • Mel Brooks vs. Broadway
  • Bacon the Musical
  • Things just got creepy
  • The Ginger Vampires
  • Phone update
  • Transatlantic Simon & Garfunkel moment
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



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