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Your Weekend Justice #124: Podcast Entropy!
Posted on 07.29.11 by Widge @ 6:18 am

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that's careening towards the heat death of the podcastverse. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Sniper Jesus

Agenda:

  • Rox and Scott agree! To the shelters!
  • Captain America
  • Inevitable Sky Captain rant!
  • Kinderhostel!
  • Game board movies
  • Tim Burton's Sorry!
  • Jon's joke insertion
  • Munchkin joke
  • Star Wars, Evel Knievel and copyright
  • Widge, frustrated gamer
  • Virgin olive oil vs. experienced
  • Scott's school update
  • Rox's lack of vision
  • Licking and dust bunnies
  • David Lynch, You Know For Kids
  • The Magic Treehouse of Pron
  • WTF dickbats?
  • Alcohol report
  • Fictional places to live
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 3 Comments




    Your Weekend Justice #123: Extreme Shorts Adventures!
    Posted on 07.22.11 by Widge @ 5:36 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that's available on a Blue Light Special for a limited time only--now how much would you pay?? Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Starpower by Jackie Stallone

    Agenda:

  • Rox's troll doll
  • Visited by Rock Lobster in the night
  • Nudity report
  • Widge vs. Oakley
  • Tanning notes
  • Tuffley vs. Jim Croce
  • Comic-Con vs. DragonCon
  • Pixar, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams
  • Christopher Lee, God
  • Who is Larry the Cable Guy in Bahrain?
  • Harry Potter vs. Pooh
  • The UK vs. Pooh
  • Jon and the Black Lotus
  • Magic: The Gathering tales
  • Kim makes a break for it
  • Men Without Hats?
  • Rox's kryptonite
  • Chocolate Flavored Sandwich Cookie
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 11 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #122: Juicebox on Ice
    Posted on 07.15.11 by Widge @ 5:22 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that goes shopping for sex toys at 2pm in the afternoon over a long lunch and just doesn't give a damn. So this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Billy Beer

    Agenda:

  • Sex on ice skates
  • Tim Burton's Footloose the Musical
  • Tim Burton's Weekend Justice
  • High school musicals
  • The Broadway report
  • From Google Plus to half-nakedness
  • Rox gets 27 inches
  • Semi-naked
  • Safewords...or not
  • Sausage and Tang
  • Live action Fairly OddParents
  • Rox and The Illuminati
  • A Dance With Dildos
  • Leigh vs. Red Velvet Cake Ice Cream
  • The birth of WEJipedia
  • Nudity vs. bondage and underwear
  • Amazon shopping goes completely and utterly wrong
  • That's not how espresso should be used
  • Aaron finds an inflatable friend
  • Back Up On It!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



    Your Weekend Justice #121: Those Little Slices of Friction
    Posted on 07.08.11 by Widge @ 3:08 pm

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that sets the land speed record for euphemisms with one arm tied behind its back. So this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Bananaphone

    Agenda:

  • Technical issues!
  • The suckline
  • Aaron's odd sleep patterns
  • Jon and the ongoing problem with almonds
  • TravelCast!
  • Aaron's odd sex patterns
  • Quandry vs. Situation!
  • How to deal with Best Buy
  • Universal Studios hates blind kids
  • Disney's bigass mistake
  • Universal vs. Disney in The Tunnel
  • Invitation for crickets
  • Bridesmaids
  • Aaron and the $600
  • Scott and popcorn abuse
  • Transformers 3
  • Playing out Scott
  • Shia LaBeouf
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #120: The Ballad of the Sad Boners
    Posted on 07.01.11 by Widge @ 5:35 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that gives your kids graphic novels to warp their minds. So this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Rock Em Sock Em Robots

    Agenda:

  • ScottC in drag...yes, again
  • Heels, sex and confusion
  • Aaron's idea of steampunk
  • ScottC, method actor
  • Accents
  • Murder in the yard
  • Goddamn Skrulls
  • Rock Em Sock Em Robots and sex
  • Snoopy's family
  • Karen Gillan, seriously, we do love you, naked or otherwise
  • Cars 2
  • Rox and the Disney snuff film
  • Kids and The Walking Dead
  • Young Spazhouse!
  • Werner Herzog
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 2 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #119: Love and Pineapple Juice
    Posted on 06.24.11 by Widge @ 5:42 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that obscures your sky. So you can stay home. Yeah, you're welcome. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Eye in the Sky: Alan Parsons Project

    Agenda:

  • U.S. = reception
  • Aaron lives in Angle Inn
  • Wildfire, or so they called her
  • New excuse for getting off of work
  • Rox lervs Derren Brown
  • Charo IS Starro
  • I Dream of Leigh
  • Jon vs. Kraken!
  • Aborted alcohol report
  • Rox's skull vs. a baseball bat
  • Rob Zombie vs. Woolite
  • Billy Joel reference
  • NippleTalk!
  • Aaron's X-Men berating
  • Jon's kids' Gulliver's Travels review
  • Aaron vs. The Bangles
  • War of the Michaels
  • Comic books
  • Peanuts in Rox's universe
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #118: What Rhymes With Bi-Curious?
    Posted on 06.10.11 by Widge @ 6:56 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that contains more severed throughlines than a later season of The X-Files. No other podcast will make you want to take a shower more than this one. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake

    Agenda:

  • Leigh's confession
  • Cork or screw?
  • Post-mortem performance
  • Jon vs. the bottle
  • Yenta!
  • Rox's number! Actually, no
  • Jon's night job, you know, of killing people
  • Overnight camp
  • Bundling, the safe alternative
  • Poetry corner!
  • Jon's pregnancy fear story
  • Our own drunken Uatu
  • The more porn you know
  • Roughly 10 Minutes of Doctor Who Spoilers!
  • Poetry Corner--Again!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 2 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #117: That Something's-On-Fire Kind of Smoke
    Posted on 06.03.11 by Widge @ 12:00 pm

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that gives you more take home assignments than any other. No other podcast gives you more screwed up things to think about...guaranteed. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Basic CB Radio Guide

    Agenda:

  • CB radio, drugs and hookers
  • Rox and ways to die
  • The Worst Species Ever
  • Bees. The fuckers!
  • Bee rapture!
  • Vulcans! The fuckers!
  • Happy birthday ESPN
  • The Russians and c*ck
  • Tunguska--explained!
  • Widge's head vs. The Gulf of Mexico
  • Stan Lee, zombie
  • Stephen King and zombies
  • Doctor Who companions...post-trauma
  • Doctor Who bitching
  • Weirdo ancient history with dogs
  • Welcome to Scott's Mind
  • How dogs drink
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #116: Pancakes...In! Your! Face!
    Posted on 05.27.11 by Widge @ 2:41 pm

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is drowning its sadness over No Rapture in maple syrup. Anyway, this podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    That's Incredible

    Agenda:

  • The loss of Macho Man
  • Post-Post-Rapture Discussion
  • Alcohol Report
  • Widge vs. His Waistline
  • Rox vs. Ben and Jerry's
  • Leigh's shocking revelation
  • Oprah's new life
  • Television networks
  • Classic networks!
  • Idiots Killing Themselves
  • Rox's new television shows
  • Bob Dylan
  • Wil Wheaton's precarious position
  • Lars Von Trier
  • Dr. Tongue: The Feature Film
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Steampunk IHOP
  • Pancake tip!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #115: If Christ Left Chicago On a Bus...
    Posted on 05.20.11 by Widge @ 5:27 am

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is celebrating its last pre-Rapture show. One way or another, we'll be here next week. You can bet on that. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Streets of Fire

    Agenda:

  • Life in a pillow
  • The End of the World numerology...dissected (full list for your convenience at the bottom of the post)
  • Better suggested days for The Rapture
  • Blondie vs. The End of the World
  • Home Alone vs. Left Behind
  • The nature of light in heaven
  • Streets of Fire
  • Chaos in a cycle
  • Alcohol report
  • Shaved pussies
  • Looting post-Rapture
  • Ben and Jerry's on sale!
  • The Great Cupcake
  • Jon and family at the movies
  • Cinema problems
  • Rox at the movies
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



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