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Your Weekend Justice #155: We've Been Working On Catch Phrases for the Ellen Regime
Posted on 04.13.12 by Widge @ 3:25 pm
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It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is so ready to get bought by Google or Facebook that it's not even funny. Well...it's slightly funny. We hope it's funny. We sure as hell talk about it a lot in this episode. Anyway. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

Sarah McLachlan: Fumbling Towards Ecstasy

Agenda:

  • Italian homebrew
  • HockeyCast
  • Rox vs. the lizard
  • Draw Something...like an invoice
  • Bacon bread!
  • Dropping the UK
  • Snoop Dogg vs. rutabagas
  • The Man Flu
  • Lizard Spice!
  • Google vs. Facebook
  • Fixing baseball. With roaches and explosions.
  • Balls of rage.
  • Jon vs. One
  • Lots of cameras. Lots.
  • Sponsorship and money.
  • In defense of 2012 movies
  • Game of Thrones casting
  • [[ More this way... ]]

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    Your Weekend Justice #154: The Editing Nightmare!
    Posted on 04.06.12 by Widge @ 11:05 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that will always be bigger when it's being recording than it seems when it finally assaults your ears. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Richard Boone in I Bury the Living

    Agenda:

  • The many names, titles and confusions of Serv
  • An innocent discussion of percussive instrumentation
  • Inexplicable HockeyCast!
  • Crazed Vehicular BaseballCast!
  • Deep math questions with phones and such
  • Alcohol report
  • Us vs. The Library of Congress
  • Mouth farts!
  • Jon vs. Foley Work
  • Jon vs. alcohol vs. gravity
  • Drinking with Dali
  • Jon vs. a Heck's Angel
  • Rox misses the gypsy funeral (damn)
  • Ron Perlman wept
  • (more...)

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 6 Comments




    Your Weekend Justice #153! In an Adventure With Scientists!
    Posted on 03.30.12 by Widge @ 4:54 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that will take scientists over misfits any damn day of the week. It also eschews Misfits of Science. For the record. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Chow Yun Fat lighting a cigarette with burning money

    Agenda:

  • Serv and the Hot Box
  • This Old House with Jon & Serv
  • Ed McMahon vs. mold
  • Don't go on the roof, for the love of God
  • Scott's new meds
  • Aaron seeks a new sponsor
  • Hard-on Smurf Town
  • Alcohol report
  • Coffee and scotch adventures!
  • Where the good dumpsters are
  • Scotchology!
  • Shackleton ale!
  • Rox's penguin army
  • Prometheus
  • Rob Cobbgasm!
  • Hunger Games vs. John Carter
  • Movie posters
  • RoboCast!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 1 Comment



    Your Weekend Justice #152: Weekend, Business & Cheekbones
    Posted on 03.23.12 by Widge @ 4:54 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants Jesus Chicken and will act gay if it makes you uncomfortable. Just on general principles. It neither condones homophobia or CGI tongues. For the record. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Loom!

    Agenda:

  • Chick-Fil-A: Drag queens, pickles & strategy
  • Aaron knows things. 'Cause he tumbles.
  • Leigh, eating waffle fries with dwarves
  • Book of Mormon
  • Rox's iPad 3 Review
  • Homeless people vs. hobos
  • Scott's business, looming in the air
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Doctor Who's companion
  • The Fucked With Factor
  • Leigh's pride
  • Where's the Real Rox?
  • Morning in Ireland
  • Happy hours and car bombs
  • The Dark Shadows trailer
  • Kidlet update
  • Tim Burton's Three's Company
  • The Munsters
  • Tim Burton's Diff'rent Strokes
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #151: Will You Still Love Me When I'm Sober?
    Posted on 03.16.12 by Widge @ 2:27 am
    Comments on this: 3 so far. Add your own.

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to take a trip down the pub with you. No, no, nothing like that. It's a podcast that just wants to Get To Know You Better. And maybe once that's dispensed with, you can come back to the podcast's place to check out its etchings. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    John Wayne in The Quiet Man

    Agenda:

  • Aaron, this is Daylight Savings. Daylight Savings, this is Aaron.
  • Rox, Irish financial killer!
  • Guess who's on drugs!
  • Keyboard post-mortem!
  • Inexplicable non-segue into talking about bisexual sex
  • Irish dating rituals
  • Club Rox
  • Somebody got a text
  • In Search of ALF
  • Uranus Day!
  • Naming stars
  • Walking Dead
  • Super Bored!
  • Henkle knives!
  • More Walking Dead
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 3 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #150: Things Not to Marinate Your Keyboard With
    Posted on 03.09.12 by Widge @ 6:17 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that can withstand anything: scorn, jokes about babies and taxidermy, sex, and even a beer in the wrong place. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Filibus

    Agenda:

  • What you need to listen to this podcast
  • Serv actually brings up Doctor Who. No shit, really. Then he gives a startling good recap of it since it's been renewed.
  • The InterruptCast
  • Lost films (starring Rox)
  • Jon's weird device
  • Misty Lee and Ed Asner
  • Walking D--AHHH! Destruction! And Death!
  • Okay, now...Walking D--WAIT WTF IS IT NOW?
  • At last: Walking Dead
  • 28 Days Later, Y and Preacher
  • Heroes Reborn and Thunderbolts
  • Shamwows and Wood
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #149: Stupid Whores and Cinnamon Buns
    Posted on 03.02.12 by Widge @ 2:28 am
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    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that is offensive, morally reprehensible and should definitely not be listened to by impressionable plant life. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Fred from Smokey and the Bandit

    Agenda:

  • Jon, Serv and the Ballad of Sally Ford
  • Jon is very kind about Widge's age
  • For love of Wolverines
  • An excellent time to go car shopping
  • The Australian Red Dawn remake
  • The Walking Dead
  • The problem with being short a butcher
  • Menudo digression!
  • Tolstoy spoilers!
  • Rox's drink naming
  • The Juan Montoya
  • NASCARcast!
  • Alcohol report!
  • Hola, Cumberbatches!
  • Star Trek and sex
  • Continuity problems
  • Angela Lansbury vs. The Cenobites
  • Oscar report!
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: None



    Your Weekend Justice #148 is Offering You a Baloney and Marshmallow Sandwich. Do You Accept?
    Posted on 02.24.12 by Widge @ 4:00 am
    Comments on this: 5 so far. Add your own.

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that has decided to give up being nice to anyone for Lent. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Down Periscope

    Agenda:

  • Don't drink and trade stocks, kids
  • Don't drink and forget to patent things, kids
  • Don't drink and drive, kids
  • Just drinking's okay, though
  • Rox's drink-naming consultation
  • Fat Tuesday, Rox and gum
  • Giving up everything
  • Peace Frog
  • Alcohol kills, so do other things
  • Post-Modern Warfare
  • Don't drink and walk around armed, kids
  • The problems with Burning Man
  • Walking Dead haters
  • Widge in the Bermuda Triangle
  • Whitney Houston
  • Rox remembers John Fairfax, a guy so cool he impresses her
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 5 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #147: If You Had to Sleep With a Stooge
    Posted on 02.10.12 by Widge @ 4:51 am
    Comments on this: 7 so far. Add your own.

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast arrow in the quiver of Arrowette. And Arrowette is in the quiver of Galactus. Or something. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Officer Growler

    Agenda:

  • Special The Unique Geek Crossover! (At last) which involves Green Arrow and sexism
  • Aaron vs. Uke!
  • Prepping for real recommendations from Scott
  • Clive Barker vs. a coma
  • Leigh vs. drugs
  • Alcohol report
  • Growlers, growlettes & Scott incessantly chortling
  • Kraken Rum Store
  • Info about shower curtains
  • Liam Neeson and the panel idea
  • Internet sales of alcohol
  • Sex and sports
  • Shows with enhancement
  • Scott vs. VCBs
  • Jon's alcohol report
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 7 Comments



    Your Weekend Justice #146: Vicodin, Sterno and Toast
    Posted on 02.03.12 by Widge @ 5:30 am
    Comments on this: 7 so far. Add your own.

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that wants to talk about pie. And it's got this really disturbing look on its face while it talks to you. About pie. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Scott Bakula

    Agenda:

  • ClassicalCast...with your host, Jon
  • The pill that saw its shadow
  • ToolCast...with your host, Jon
  • Rox would not say hipster
  • Harrison Ford and his legs
  • Alcohol report
  • Leigh and the euphemism rescue
  • The pie explanation
  • Glitter and furries
  • Luck and Deadwood and Dexter and shit
  • Rox vs. Dark Shadows
  • The return of Hammer
  • Grabbers
  • Sundance bitching
  • Shirt Tales vs. Nazis
  • Star Wars bitching!
  • Irish Yoda
  • Voodoo Doughnuts
  • [[ More this way... ]]

    Categorized as: Podcasts and Weekend Justice
    Comments: 7 Comments



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