Contest: Win a Signed Patton Oswalt DVD 2017-09-24T22:24:13+00:00

Okay, folks. What’s next? Why it’s a copy of Patton Oswalt’s uncensored DVD, No Reason to Complain. And the damn thing’s signed, too.

Yes, signed by Patton Oswalt. Like it would mean a damn thing if I signed it. Come on, people.

Want it? Win it. Rules:

1) You have to fill out the form–properly–for the entry to be valid.

2) We’re not going to give away or sell your address or e-mail address or anything without your permission.

3) You can only enter once a day. A day here means from midnight to midnight, Eastern Standard Time. For those of you who need it spelled out to you, that’s one person per street address AND e-mail address. If we catch you trying to jive us on an entry, or if you enter more often than once during that day, we will throw out each and every one of your entries. And we will find you out. So.

4) Contest is open to U.S. residents only who are 18 or over. Sorry.

5) Contest ends at 11:59PM EST, on Wednesday, December 26th. That’s right–over two weeks. I don’t feel like closing out a contest during Xmas. So you get a bonus day.

Contest is closed! Thanks for playing. For the latest in contestage, check out the site here.

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