Written by Michael France, James Schamus & John Turman, based on a story by Schamus, which was in turn based on the character created by Jack Kirby & Stan Lee
Directed by Ang Lee
Starring Eric Bana, Jennifer Connelly, Sam Elliott, Nick Nolte, Josh Lucas

Review: It was phenomenal. As long as we use Gosford Park as the basis for critique. But in reality, it was a two-and-a-half hour suck-fest with excessive split screening and a lack of anything resembling authenticity. I'd rather staple a rat to my forehead than sit through this again.

Time: 15 seconds.