Written & Directed by George Lucas
Starring Hayden Christensen, Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson

Review: All right George, it's time to put down the shovel. The only really entertaining part of this film was when Yoda kicked ass with a light saber. And of course, that's why it's being used in every ad for the DVD you'll ever see. Even the title's bad. And the movie poster looks like the cover of a trashy romance novel. Except without the heaving bosoms.

Time: 17 seconds.