Caffeine: Lynx for the Caffeine Lover.  All the lynx you need to get the skinnee on the wonder drug that works wonders.  You know what I'm talkin' about, people.  Say it with me... "Ohhmmmmm..."

Compatriots: Compatriots of the Cause.  All of our amigos here at SDI, that's right, the people sick enough to be associated with the Widgemeister.  Avoid 'em in public, but hey, you're safe enough visiting their sites.  Or are you?  Heh.

Movies: Lynx for the Movie Lover.  A good one will keep you awake, a bad one will put you right to sleep.  Choose wisely, pilgrims!  Go here for the good word on what is what...

Stay Awake: Lynx to Keep You Up at Night.  Yeah, yeah.  These are the really choice ones, people.  The ones that NetNanny loves.  No, really.  Go now.