We say don't go quietly into that good night, being carried off on a spit by greys. Give them the finger, spit in their large black, soulless eyes. Better yet, mace the bastards. That's what we never understood about the whole abduction phenom. Why have we never heard the story from the gal who pepper sprayed the living hell out of a grey? We'd pay a dollar for a good version of that story.

But we're rambling. Fox Home Video is releasing a boxed set of X-Files on June 7th, dealing specifically with this subject. While we doubt it will give you any tips on what to do to find the testicles of an alien so you can knee him and get away, we bet it will be some good eating nonetheless. Sixteen episodes are here on four discs, plus commentary on some of them, and a new docu. Sweet.

We have five of these to give away. So we draw five names, those folks win. It's just that simple.

Some ground rules apply, though:

• You have to fill out the form--properly--for the entry to be valid.
  
• We're not going to give away or sell your address or e-mail address or anything without your permission.
  
• You can only enter once. For those of you who need it spelled out to you, that's one person per street address AND e-mail address. You whackjobs who send us fifteen entries a month for the Mystery Box with addresses like "123 Main Street," "123 Main Avenue" and "123 Main" are weak. So don't even try it. We'll throw out all the extraneous entries and mock you.
  
• Contest is open to U.S. and Canadian residents only this time around.
  
• Contest ends at 11:59PM EST, on Tuesday, June 28th.
  

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