The Lion King: An Alternate Reality

Zazu and Mufasa from The Lion King
'Do they suspect anything?' 'Not a thing, sire.'

Came up with this idea and posted it on my Facebook. I found it disturbing enough to share here as well. This is proof that the meds still aren't working.

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By |July 19th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

Stuff You Need to Know: Arkham Dentistry Ain't What It Used to Be...

Jon Bernthal as The Punisher

Why sift through a site where there's a news story for every time any project sneezes? We read it all and we give you a digest version of just the important stuff. You're busy and have a life. Everything else can wait. Enjoy.

  • First things's Prime Day at Amazon. You have to be a Prime Member, but hey, grab the 30-day trial membership and rock on with your bad self. You can cancel. Although I don't recommend it. I use Prime all the time. And everything you purchase by going through us, we get kickbacks for. Thanks!
  • Jon Bernthal was spotted on the set of Daredevil as Frank Castle/Punisher. I'll miss Ray Stevenson, but I think it works. Source/Photo via Just Jared.
  • Bruce Timm announced that next year should see the premiere of Batman: The Killing Joke as a DC animated feature. That's...pretty ballsy. I wonder how faithful to that dark-as-hell book they're going to be? Source.

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  • By |July 15th, 2015|Stuff You Need to Know|1 Comment

    My Head Hurts: When Graham Norton Floated With Dolly Parton

    Dolly Parton and Graham Norton

    I first learned of this when I was listening to Graham Norton's episode of Desert Island Discs. A TV special from 2001 featured Norton going to Dollywood at the invite of the grand lady herself. One of the things that resulted was the following, which, in a fit of madness and hilarity, Norton picked as one of his discs to take to the desert island with him.

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    By |July 14th, 2015|Stimuli|1 Comment

    Stuff You Need to Know: They're Dead... They're All Messed Up

    Fear the Walking Dead

  • The big news from yesterday at San Diego was the one-two punch of Kirkman-infused zombie mayhem. We have the Season 6 trailer for Walking Dead, which is A) badass and 2) probably as misleading as the Season 5 trailer was. And I love being misled by trailers, so bring that noise. I'm sure I will have my own theories to air out on Weekend Justice. But it looks like the fit is going to hit the shan, starting October 11th.

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  • By |July 11th, 2015|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    True Detective, She Wrote

    Angela Lansbury in True Detective, She Wrote

    This came about as a result of the most recently posted episode of Weekend Justice. And for this, all I can say is...I'm sorry. But I had to get it out of my head somehow.

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    By |July 11th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Dear Big Finish: Five Properties On Our Wish List

    big finish new doctor who

    Big Finish Productions has, since 1999, had the license from the BBC to make Doctor Who audio plays. Big Finish has turned this into a gold mine. They have created new stories for the five remaining classic Doctor Who actors (Tom Baker, Peter Davidson, Colin Baker, Sylvester McCoy, and Paul McGann) and for many of the remaining companions as well. New companions for the Doctor have been created, old characters have been given new spinoff series, and the Whoniverse has been explored and expanded unbound by visual effects. The BBC seems to be quite pleased by Big Finish. Not only were the Eight Doctor's Big Finish companions named-checked in "The Night of the Doctor," their license has been extended til 2020.

    However, one area has been verboten. The BBC has made any reference to the new Doctor Who series off limits. So no Ninth, Tenth, Eleventh, or Twelve Doctors or any of the new companions, monsters, or events can be used in any Big Finish production.

    Until now.
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    By |July 10th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Avengers: Age of Ultron Statue Would Make Coolest Coin Bank Ever

    Avengers Age of Ultron Statue

  • Yes, San Diego Comic-Con is upon us. But before we start to smack into all of that, I've been meaning to make sure you've seen the trailer for Tom Hardy in Legend...

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  • By |July 9th, 2015|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #239: Warning: This Episode Can Cause Headgasms

    The most infamous type of man

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...the only podcast that from its inception to now has been a giant palindrome.

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    By |June 29th, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Wayhomer Review #184: Tomorrowland


    It's Episode #184 for Tomorrowland, in which our protagonist appreciates ornery Clooney, marvels at his co-stars, and still doesn't have a jetpack.
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    By |June 25th, 2015|Reviews, Video Podcasts, Wayhomers|1 Comment

    Stuff You Need to Know: Miles to Go Before Morales

    Tom Holland

    There was once a time when every actor would get a crack at playing Hamlet. And now, it's Peter Parker. (Arguably at one point, it might have been Bruce Wayne...but anyway...) The good news is that Sony and Marvel are starting with a clean slate and giving us an MCU Spider-Man, played by Tom Holland (pictured above). The bad news is that I'm going to miss Andrew Garfield, because I actually enjoyed the hell out of his first film. And at last, we had a Peter Parker who could banter. And the sideways news is that a bunch of people are pissed that we're getting Peter Parker again and not Miles Morales, the second Ultimate Spider-Man. And I get where they're coming from: as the man said, it's deja vu all over again. Plus: people love the shit out of Miles and want to see the character they enjoy brought to the big screen.

    So before I begin, let me say: I have no dog in this fight. I haven't liked Earth-616 Peter Parker since Civil War, which ruined him for me. I enjoyed the hell out of the Ultimate Peter Parker, but I left Marvel as a regular reader before Miles arrived. And I'm not necessarily saying I think like any of the points I'm about to make, especially the ones seemingly in defense of the studio(s)--since they're from the studio's perspective. I say this because I don't want you to expend your nerd-rage unnecessarily. Here we go.

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    By |June 24th, 2015|Stuff You Need to Know|4 Comments