Your Mental Sorbet: Is This Thing Still On?

Clyde and Clem's Whiskey Business

Howdy folks. Did you miss us? More on where we've been shortly. In the meantime, as a matter of testing the works, I give you something for your Monday. The band is Clyde and Clem's Whiskey Business and they perform bluegrass that is both twisted and wrong. All you need to know is that the song in question is "The Ballad of Ed Gein." And that I wish I had found a good quality audio live version of this but couldn't locate one. And finally... that we've been back for all of five minutes and we're already very, very sorry.

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By |April 11th, 2016|Mental Sorbet|5 Comments

Remember The Snow With Black Phoenix

bpal yule krampus 2015

(Widge's Note: Scott turned it in late and life fell on me and I made it more late. So it's on me. But regardless, some people want to celebrate Xmas year-round, so I guess this is for them. I celebrate Halloween year-round so I can't judge. Much. Weirdos.)

Yeah I know, the Christmas Black Phoenix post is late. First off, it does celebrate all of winter, not just Christmas and since's it's still winter, it's not really late. Second... yeah Krampus. Knowing it was that time again, I had scheduled a few days for our usual carnal extravaganza. The thing I didn't account for is Krampus' increased popularity. Krampus festivals have increased in the U.S. and of course there's the recent movie. So Krampus awareness is on a all-time high. It seems that with anthropomorphic representations, more belief doesn't just give them more power, it gives them more stamina, if you know what I mean. I knew with that special glint in his eye and the suggestive way he was flicking his tongue that I was in for a wild ride. He took me to places that I didn't know existed, it was like being on LSD and Viagra at the same thing. First he (WIDGE: this is where you can put something about having to edit my long winded and pornographic description because of length and you're a prude. Just kidding). Widge's Note: Nah, it's much funnier to leave your note in as it stands. So it took me a while longer to recover than from the usual cuts and bruises.

But I have recovered and I'm ready to tell you about Black Phoenix's Yule perfumes. Since I've been back in my right mind, I realize that Christmas has always been weird around here... I mean besides Krampus. When you can be out in shorts and a T-shirt on Christmas Day, your festive spirit can get a little confused. It always doesn't help that 'Christmas' items have been available on store selves since before Halloween. I'm not wanting a Burl Ives/Norman Rockwell fantasy, but maybe I want something with a bit more heft than the Steam Christmas game sale. Maybe that's why I like the Yule perfume lines, you can connect to different winter traditions and even experience the aroma of a winter wonderland. The perfumers manage to give us equal parts reverence for the season and a knowing sense of the ridiculous. So let us enter that landscape that Black Phoenix conjures with its quiet snow, decorated trees and the sound of sleigh bells in the distance.

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By |February 10th, 2016|Headsup|0 Comments

Embrace The Series of Halloweens With Black Phoenix

Black Phoenix Halloween 2015
The new Uber: uncomfortable seating but bypasses all the traffic...

Widge's Note: No idea what Scott's on about here, it's still twelve days until 3rd Halloween. Hope everybody is enjoying decorating their trees with black lights and a magnificent Cthulhu tree topper. Anyway, here's Scott.

I have something to admit. Halloween got away from me. Real life can be relentless. We've had like two or three actually cold days this fall in my part of Florida. I had assignments from a couple of programming courses so my nights were filled with Java not with ghosts and demons; I had a Mickee Faust Club show that ended on Halloween so my costumes were for stage not for a party. And right after I had a chest cold from Hell so I was somewhat occupied. The scariest thing I did was handle a massive prop burger made from dog food, sawdust, and... other things. Long story. But you-know-who helps keep that spirit going long after the Halloween candy on sale has been sold. That's right: Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab. So come with me as we peruse the perfumes and keep Halloween going for a little while longer.

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By |December 13th, 2015|Headsup|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #242: Special Emphasis on the Colon

Uri Geller and spoons

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...finally back with another pre-DragonCon episode as we try to clear out the archives now that 2nd Halloween is over. This was recorded before the con, so when you run across those bits, don't be alarmed.

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By |December 2nd, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Fear Solve This: The Pilot Episode

Predator vs. Microwave

While Solve This is on its prolonged hiatus, our very own Aaron Fever decided to take it across the pond and create a European spinoff. It is called--what else--Fear Solve This.

This time around it's Aaron in the chair and he welcomes his guests Jason Coburn, Brian Fitzpatrick, Tom Hughes and Maria Power for a round in the never-ending battle against problems. Enjoy.

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By |November 30th, 2015|Podcasts|0 Comments

Midsomer Murders: The Bingo Game

John Nettles from Midsomer Murders
'Officers, that man claims to have a bingo. Check his card.'

It's no secret that we have fans of Midsomer Murders among us. Cosette, having watched through the entire series, identified her Top 10 crazy murders that have occurred in Midsomer. And now our very own Kim has applied her knowledge of the show to a brand new game that you can enjoy while watching: Midsomer Murders Bingo. There's a sample below:

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By |November 29th, 2015|Stimuli|2 Comments

Yakuza Apocalypse is the Vampire Yakuza Action Fantasy Film You Didn't Know You Needed

Yakuza Apocalypse

Takashi Miike is an absolute maniac. He brought you such films as Ichi the Killer, Audition and 13 Assassins. And now... Yakuza Apocalypse. Now, if you are a frequent visitor to this site, doubtless you are already ready to watch this film, based on the title alone. But now...you simply have to watch the trailer. It's a red band trailer, but mostly it's just...what I imagine dropping acid and watching Battles Without Honor or Humanity would be like. Enjoy.

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By |September 30th, 2015|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #241: There's No Kangaroo Figs in Risk

ABC After School Special

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck...finally back after DragonCon and other things that provide both money and medication. Please Note: this episode was recorded before DragonCon, so this might seem like it came through the TARDIS...but if that makes it make more sense to you, then yeah, sure, go for it. Think that.

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By |September 27th, 2015|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Doctor Who Season 9: A Primer

The Doctor and Clara

The good news is that there is a new season of Doctor Who coming. It has some great guest stars, familiar faces and a core of writers and directors who have never worked on the show before. Maybe an injection of new blood can tighten things up a bit this year. The bad news is that there will be no new Who for 2016, as Steven Moffat will be erstwhile-detained working on Sherlock. There has been no word of any specials or one of episodes for the coming year.

Some things that are different from last season include continued development of The Doctor by Peter Capaldi. His Doctor will still be mysterious and reckless but he'll have more whimsy built in this year. He's also going to have some fancy new jackets and pants as the season goes on. As with the Matt Smith Doctor before, we see a changing fashion style percolating into the lead character.

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By |September 15th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments

Lack of Sleep is Killing Us All. Wait, No, Hold On...

Edward Norton, sleepless in Fight Club

Normally the back and forth of "It's going to kill us all!" and "No, it's fantastic for us!" usually stays in the realm of caffeine, red meat and the films of Nicolas Cage. If there's one thing that the consensus has seemed to be: well, you need more of it, otherwise you have no clue how screwed you are--it's sleep.

Lack of sleep has been blamed for everything from diabetes to reality television, and that's some finger-pointing that does make sense. If you're tired, then you're probably stressed. And if you're stressed, then your body releases all those lovely "We Could Be Eaten By Something" chemicals...and too much of that can be quite bad. Especially if you're not actually being Eaten By Something.

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By |September 9th, 2015|Stimuli|0 Comments