Black Phoenix Brings Clive Barker Into Their Dark Embrace

Clive Barker: Forbidden by Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is constantly adding new material into their array of "scent adaptations." And considering they've brought you their interpretations of the likes of H.P. Lovecraft and Neil Gaiman, adding Clive Barker to their stable only makes sense, really.

By |June 13th, 2014|Headsup|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #217 Presents... Orgy of Blood!

Funko Coulson

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that's got a little bit of red on it.

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By |May 31st, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #216: Lay Off the Twinkies, Godzilla

Medea statue

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that's inspiring people to hide in their shelters for years and years now.

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By |May 18th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

Isabella Rossellini Is One Hot Mamma

It was bound to happen. Isabella Rossellini, making so many web series about animal sex, has finally made a web series about the consequences of all that animal shagging: getting pregnant and having babies. As the Sundance Channel website describes the series:

Featuring fantastical costumes and weirdly delightful enactments, the actress writes, directs and slips into the role of animal mothers, examining the different ways their maternal instinct is put into action in nature.

A lot of people are going to think Mammas is boring, especially compared to the kinky depraved variety of animal sexuality featured in her previous series. But those people just don't know Isabella. She amuses, surprises, and even shocks, but never disappoints. With her characteristic whimsy, she depicts acts of deceit, child abandonment, cannibalism--and more--all in the name of the children.

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By |May 9th, 2014|Stimuli|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #215: The Taking of Pelham 123: The Animated Series

Giant Knob of Jon

(Widge here. Had to delay posting this for a week to devote time to the project that's currently kicking my arse. We're still not dead.)

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, where we spend an inordinate amount of time trying to create a super-weapon that will turn human beings into giant Pez dispensers.

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By |May 3rd, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

Coffee, Your Best Friend When it Comes to Project Crunch Time

Charybdis Crab

Greetings, programs. I've been meaning to get an update posted but something has been kicking my arse. More on that in a moment.

First up, unfortunately I believe the Captain America: Winter Soldier Wayhomer that I did shoot is unusable. As testament to why I need a different car mount (see my Thor: Dark World review for that fun), the damn thing fell and, while I tried to carry on as best I could, between that and the parking garage I was trying to find my way out of, I was thrown--and the result is neither entertaining nor informative. I may eventually do something with the footage or may be able to work it into a cohesive review, but that will take time. We'll see. Sorry about that. But I hope to have some news on the Wayhomer front in general shortly.

Secondly, updates have been few and far between because I've been head down working on a secret project that, unfortunately, I can't really say much about at the moment. However, I do like Uncle Warren's penchant for at least giving such things a code name ("You hear that? We usin' code names") so they can be discussed without referring to them as "That Thing" or "You Know, That Thing" or some such. So I've decided to call this Project Charybdis, simply because that word is a lot of [...]

By |April 22nd, 2014|Stimuli|0 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #214: Apocalyptic Sexy Time!

Apocalyptic Sexy Time! with Carol and Daryl

(Widge here. Sorry for the delay...been head down working on a project (let's take a page from the Uncle Warren playbook and give it a codename--Project Charybdis)...and it's something that pays the bills, which sadly, Wayhomers and podcasts do not. So.)

(Also: seriously huge spoilers if you have not watched Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and to a lesser extent, the end of Season 4 of Walking Dead.)

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck and also, collectively, we are the true identity of The Clairvoyant.

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By |April 13th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

Scarlett Johansson is Luc Besson's "Lucy," and I'll Have What She's Having

Scarlett Johansson in Lucy

I would like to have a serious chat with Ms Scarlett Johansson about her choices over the past four years.

First it was Black Widow, the expertly trained spy/assassin who runs around with a bunch of genetically-, magically-, or cybernetically-enhanced individuals...

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By |April 3rd, 2014|Stimuli|2 Comments

Captain America: The Winter Soldier - Review

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Written by: Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely, based on the character by Joe Simon & Jack Kirby and a story by Ed Brubaker
Directed by: Anthony Russo & Joe Russo
Starring: Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Scarlett Johansson, Robert Redford, Sebastian Stan, Anthony Mackie, Cobie Smulders, Frank Grillo

Welcome to the 21st century, Cap.

Phase Two of the Marvel Cinematic Universe continues to hit the ground running, much like (excuse the segue) Captain Steve Rogers does in The Winter Soldier. While the action scenes are much more influenced by Parkour as well as harder than they were before, the events here put the psyche of Captain America to an even harder test: How much can he take? And whom can he trust?

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By |April 1st, 2014|Reviews|4 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #213: Podcasting is No Longer a Crime, It's the National Sport!

Hugo Drax with fingers steepled from Moonraker

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that expects the skies of Florida to be filled with zeppelins any day now.

Agenda:

  • Recommending movies for Cosette
  • The Hills Have Diapers
  • Florida, Evil Empire of Rox
  • Where to get orange juice in Washington D.C.
  • Governmental key parties
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    By |March 29th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments