Greetings, denizens of the publicity-verse.问候， denizens的宣传诗。 Welcome to our site's press release section.欢迎进入我们的网站的新闻发布的一节。 We look forward to working with you.我们期待着与你一道工作。 Here's some simple guidelines for what we will use, how we will use it, and so forth and so on.这里的一些简单的指引，让什么，我们会使用，我们将如何使用它，等等等等。 This is pretty much what every site considers its relationship with you to be, we just spell it out so that there's no misunderstandings.这是几乎每一个网站的关系，认为它与你，我们只是拼写出来，以便有没有误会。

1. 1 。 Any press releases sent to us through any channels, or to our regular press channel (publicity at need coffee dot com), are eligible to be used.任何新闻稿发送给我们透过任何渠道，或我们的例行新闻频道（宣传需要咖啡点com ）上，有资格使用。 You get the exposure, our readers can find them, and we get free content.您获得的曝光率，我们的读者可以找到他们，而且我们获得免费的内容。 Everybody happy.大家都高兴。

2. 2 。 We will be the final judge of what is posted.我们将最后法官什么是张贴。 If it has no bearing on anything we write about here, then we might chunk it.如果它没有影响到什么，我们写在这里，那么我们可能大块。 For example: if you're a manufacturing firm that makes tractors--that's probably a no.例如：如果你是一个制造企业，使拖拉机-这可能是一个没有。 However, if you're a manufacturing firm that makes autonomous robot tractors--that's definitely a maybe.然而，如果您是制造企业，使自主机器人的拖拉机-这绝对是一个可能。

3. 3 。 We will post whatever you send as is.我们会后，无论您发送的作为。 We will not proof or edit your press release, apart from changing smart quotation marks to straight quotation marks.我们不会证明或编辑您的新闻发布，除了从改变智能引号，以直引号。 Because we can't freaking stand smart quotes.因为我们不能再用的立场，智能引号。 And an e-mail filled with a bunch of links and a sentence or two is not a press release.和电子邮件充满了许多的联系和一两个句子是不是一个新闻发布。 If you send something that looks like we have to write anything or craft anything for you, we'll chunk it.如果你送的东西看起来像我们写任何东西或任何工艺为您，我们将大块。

4. 4 。 We will use the first headline of your press release as the title of our press release post, unless we think we can write a better, more search-engine friendly one.我们将用第一标题您的新闻稿的标题为我们的新闻发布后，除非我们认为，我们可以写一个更加美好，更加搜索引擎友好1 。

5. 5 。 We will use whatever pictures you send, within reason, since we need to think about server load and bandwidth and stuff like that.我们将使用任何图片，您发送，因此，既然我们需要想一想，服务器负载和带宽和东西一样。

6. 6 。 We will have commenting open on your press release.我们将会有评论公开对您的新闻发布。 This might make you a little jumpy at first, but most of the websites talking about your product are message board-based or something so people comment on what you're putting out anyway.这可能使你有点jumpy在第一，但大部分的网站，谈论您的产品是留言板为基础的或一些评论，使人民对您把无论如何。 We're just telling you up front.我们只是告诉你了前线。 And any comments left on the press releases will be subject to our comment policy in our general Terms of Use.和任何评论留在新闻发布将会受到我们的评论政策在我们一般的使用条款。 Commenting is turned off for the whole site due to spambots trying to kill us.评论是关闭整个网站，由于服务器今天为Plone试图杀死我们。 Oh well.哦。

7. 7 。 Please do not send stooges or "plants" to leave stock comments on press releases talking about how "cool" they are.请不要发送stooges或“植物”离开股市的评论新闻稿谈论如何“酷”他们。 If we find out, then we'll get agitated.如果我们找到了，那么我们将得到激动。 See above.见上文。

8. 8 。 We will remove your contact information from any press releases you send before we post them.我们将移除您的联络资料，从任何新闻发布您发送之前，我们后他们。 You're welcome.欢迎您。

9. 9 。 Press releases will not run on the front page.新闻发布执行，不会在头版。 Don't ask us to.不要问我们。 If we want to and we think it warrants it, we will.如果我们要和我们认为，认股权证，我们会。

10. 10 。 These bits are non-negotiable and all press releases are subject to these guidelines.这些位非流通及所有新闻稿都必须遵守这些准则。 If you don't think you can live with these, then don't send us press releases.如果你不认为你可以与这些活，然后不发送给我们的新闻稿。

Thanks for your patronage.感谢您的使用量。 Let's all make shitloads of money now, shall we?让我们都作出shitloads钱，现在，我们应？