By using this site, you agree not to freak out about the following:使用本网站，您同意不怪胎出约如下：

Traffic Tracking 交通追踪

We use cookies and scripts that track traffic to our site anonymously.我们使用Cookie和脚本，轨道交通，以我们的网站上匿名的。 We do this because we A) want to find out what you're looking at to see what you like to read and 2) we need to know how many folks visit the site because certain companies who send us free shit want to know numbers like that.我们这样做，因为我们一）要找出什么您看，看看有什么你喜欢阅读和2 ）我们需要知道有多少乡亲访问该网站，因为某些公司谁给我们免费shit外围想知道类似这样的数字那个。 If you do nothing but browse about the site, we can see you doing it but it's totally anonymous.如果你什么也不做，但浏览有关网站，我们可以看到，你在做它，但它的完全无名氏。

Updated 2/27/08: Also, please be aware that third parties, ie those that serve the ads on our site, may be placing and reading cookies on your browser, or using web beacons to collect information. 更新2/27/08 ：也请注意，第三次缔约方，即那些服务的广告在我们的网站上，可配售及读取Cookie在您的浏览器，或使用网站的beacon ，搜集资料。

Personal Data 个人资料

You can, however, give us certain personal data.不过，您可以给我们某些个人资料。 This can happen while registering for the Needcoffee.com Gabfest (our message board) or entering our contests.这可以发生，而登记为needcoffee.com gabfest （我们的留言板）或进入我们的竞赛。 Your e-mail address or any other data you provide to us via this process is never given out to anyone outside this site without your permission or unless we're ordered to do so by a court of law.您的电子邮件地址或任何其他数据，您提供给我们透过这个过程中是从来没有给出任何人以外的本网站未经您的许可，或除非我们正在下令这样做法院的法律。

Please be aware that we cannot be held responsible for people taking an e-mail address that you have placed in a comment or in a Gabfest post that you yourself created and sticking that on a spam mailing list or any other mailing list without your permission.请注意，我们无法举行负责人以一个电子邮件地址，你放置在一个评论，或在一个gabfest后是你自己创造和坚持认为，对垃圾邮件的邮件列表或任何其他的邮寄名单未经您的许可。 By you posting your e-mail address anywhere on this site, you're waiving any expectation of that e-mail address remaining private.你发布您的电子邮件地址的任何地方关于这个站点，您放弃任何的期望，认为e - mail地址，其余私人。 In fact, if we find your e-mail address or phone number in a comment or message board post, and you're someone we don't know, we will edit that information out.事实上，如果我们发现您的电子邮件地址或电话号码在评论或留言板留言，而您有人，我们不知道，我们会编辑的信息。 Yes, I know it's your right to open yourself up to spammers and freaks around the world, but think about it: if you're commenting, we don't know that you're really you .是的，我知道这是你的权利，公开自己到垃圾邮件发送者和怪胎世界各地的，但想一想：如果您在评论，我们不知道您真的你 。 You could very easily be posting the e-mail address and phone number of your worst enemy just to piss them off.你可以很容易被张贴电子邮件地址和电话号码，你最大的敌人，只是小便将它们赶走。 And while they might deserve that, we won't help you with it.虽然他们可能值得，我们不会帮你。 And if you are somebody's worst enemy, just thank us and move along.如果你是别人的最坏的敌人，只是感谢我们和沿。

There is a place on the Gabfest sign-up and on contest sign-ups where you can opt-in to a mailing list that is given out to third parties for their use to mail you marketing info.有一个发生在gabfest注册和对竞赛的注册次数，您可以选择-在一个邮寄列表是给出了第三缔约方供其使用，以电子邮件发送给您的营销信息。 We use this as leverage in order to get free shit to give you as contest prizes and the like.我们以此作为杠杆，为了获得免费的shit外围给你作为竞赛奖品等。 All they see is your e-mail address and your gender unless it's a special one-off situation and then we will outline on the page in question what we're giving them.所有他们所看到的是您的电子邮件地址和您的性别，除非它的一个特别一次过的情况，然后我们将概述在网页上的问题我们正在给他们。 And we never, ever give even that info out without you telling us it's okay during one of those sign-ups.我们从来没有，任何时候都给予信息，甚至在没有你告诉我们它的好，在其中一人注册次数。 If you think you signed up for this opt-in list by mistake, just send us an e-mail at optout@needcoffee.com and we'll check--if you are on the list, we'll take you off.如果您认为您签署了这一选择-在名单上的错误，只需向我们发送一封电子邮件，在optout@needcoffee.com ，我们将检查-如果你是在名单上，我们会将您带入小康。 It's just that simple.它只是这么简单。 If you opt-in on one contest, you can't click No on the next contest and be taken off.如果您选择-在对1竞赛，你不能按一下就没有未来竞赛和应采取的小康。 The system doesn't work that way.该系统不工作的方式。 Use optout@needcoffee.com to get taken off the third party information list.使用optout@needcoffee.com获得起飞的第三党的资料清单。 By opting-in to this list, though, you are giving us permission to give your e-mail address and gender to a third party company.由选择在这个名单上，虽然，你给我们的许可，让您的电子邮件地址和性别给第三方公司。

The only time we would give out any other personal data is if you win a contest.唯一的一次，我们会给予任何其他个人资料是，如果你赢了竞赛。 Sometimes the company co-sponsoring the contest (ie, providing the free stuff) is sending stuff directly to you if you win.有时，该公司的共同提案国竞赛（即，提供免费的东西）是发送的东西，直接给你，如果你赢了。 To do this, obviously, they need your snail mail address.为此，显然，他们需要您的蜗牛的电子邮件地址。 By entering a contest, you are giving us permission to give your address to a third party company if you win for the sole purpose of sending you your prize.输入竞赛，你给我们的许可给您的地址给第三方公司，如果你赢了，为的唯一目的是向您发送您的奖。 You are also giving us permission, if you win, for us to post your name and your state (or province) to the site as part of the list of winners.你也给我们的许可，如果你赢了，为我们后您的姓名和您的国家（或省）到该网站的一部分名单，得奖者。

Corresponding With the Loonies 相应的与loonies

Also, any correspondence that you send to members of the staff becomes the property of Needcoffee.com and its staff for us to do with as we wish.此外，任何函授您发送给成员的工作人员成为财产needcoffee.com及其工作人员为我们做的与我们的愿望。 Basically this means if you send us nasty e-mails thinking that by doing so you can avoid the harsh spotlight of public shame, you're wrong.基本上这意味着如果您发送给我们的讨厌的电子邮件，以为这样做可以避开苛刻的聚光灯下的公众的耻辱，您错了。 While, again, we won't post your e-mail address, we have no problems about sharing the actual message itself and your name or "assumed name" with the world.同时，再次，我们将不会发布您的电子邮件地址，我们有没有问题，关于共享的实际讯息本身和您的姓名或“假设名称为”与世界。

Message Board (Gabfest) Usage 留言板（ gabfest ）使用

The basic and only rule of the基本只有法治的 Gabfest gabfest is "Don't be a dick."是“不要一迪克” 。 Dickish behavior will get you banned. dickish行为将让您禁止。 We sometimes provide warnings, but they are not guaranteed.有时候，我们提供的警告，但他们不能保证。 If this item confuses you, it's more than likely because you're a dick.如果此项目混淆了你，它的多，可能是因为您是迪克。

Wordpress Comment Policy 在WordPress评论政策

All comments are moderated (when they're up and running).所有的评论都放缓（当他们正在和运行） 。 If you can see your comment but others cannot, it's because it's awaiting moderation.如果你能看到您的评论，但别人不能，这是因为它的等待放缓。 This is not because we don't trust you (although we don't), but because without moderation, we would have fifty comments on each and every post trying to sell you Prilosec and online casinos and shit you wouldn't even believe.这并不是因为我们不信任你（虽然我们没有） ，但因为没有节制，我们将有50评论对每个员额试图出售给您prilosec和在线赌场和shit外围，你甚至不相信。 Most comments, even ones critical of what we do here, will go through.大多数的意见，甚至是那些批评我们在这里做，会经过。 There are, however, exceptions.有，不过，例外的情况。 If we deem your comment to have no redeeming conversational or even humorous value, it probably won't see the light of day.如果我们认为您的评论有没有挽救的会话，甚至幽默的价值，它可能将不会看到鉴于天。 We reserve the right to blow away any comments which we find to be valueless.我们会保留权利，打击，远离任何评论我们认为的价值。 If you want to talk shit about us, at least be creative or funny or entertaining.如果您想谈一谈shit外围关于我们，至少有创意或搞笑或娱乐。 But we can talk shit right back.但我们可以谈shit外围右后卫。 So be warned.因此被警告。 And every time you people who want to talk shit come and waste your time on this site, you give us more page views, which makes our advertisers happy, which makes us stronger.和每一次你的人谁想谈一谈shit外围来浪费你的时间，关于这个站点，您给我们更多的网页浏览量，这使得我们的广告客户快乐，使我们更强。 So yes, please, bring that noise.因此，有的话，请，带来噪音。 By all means.采取一切手段。

General Statement About Our Audience 一般性发言中对我们的观众

This site is considered to be for adults. Mature adults.这个站点是被视为成人。 成熟的成年人。 While we don't generally allow pictures of nudity on the site, we have been known to use terms of profanity, such as "fuck" and "shit" and "Yanni."而一般情况下我们不会允许的照片，裸露在该网站上，我们已经知道使用的条款的亵渎，如“他妈的”和“ shit外围”和“雅尼” 。 We believe in free speech.我们相信，在言论自由的。 You have the right to get offended, certainly, but we reserve the right to counter you by getting offended at you getting offended.您有权利得到冒犯，当然，但我们会保留权利，反你所获得得罪你越来越冒犯。 You have the right to express your outrage in comments and posts, which, if they comply with our comments and posting policy, will be allowed on the site.您有权利表达你的愤怒，在评论和职位，其中，如果他们遵守我们的意见和张贴政策，将被允许在该网站上。 But we reserve the right to mock you mercilessly in return.但我们会保留权利，模拟你无情的回报。 If you find the site offensive, don't come around anymore.如果您发现该网站的攻势，不来左右了。 The Internet's a big place.互联网的一个很大的地方。 Basically, I can extend my fist until it reaches your nose, but in turn, you can extend your nose until it reaches my fist.基本上，我可以延长我的拳头，直到达到您的鼻子，但在转，您可以延长你的鼻子，直到达到我的拳头。 If my fist is hanging out in space, and see it and walk into it anyway, whose fault is that?如果我的拳头是挂列于空间，并看到它和走进它无论如何，其故障是什么？ Consider this your notice that this site is my fist.认为这是您的通知中指出，这个站点是我的拳头。

Changes to This Policy 此政策发生变化

Changes to this page and this policy may happen, but I wouldn't count on it, because we're tired.改变此页，这一政策可能会发生，但我不会指望得到它，因为我们很疲倦。 Like...all the time.想… …一切的时间。

Terms Of Usage 使用条款

By using and/or reading this site, you are hereby proclaiming that what you've just read doesn't make you overly paranoid and you're fine with what we've told you.通过使用和/或读此网站，你在此宣称什么您刚才所宣读的不使你过于偏执和您的罚款与我们所告诉你。 You are also stating for the record that you're intelligent enough to understand what we've said above--people who don't understand any of this or are confused--please do not e-mail us asking for clarification--simply leave the site now.你也说明，以便记录在案，您的智能足够的了解我们所表示，上述-人谁不明白，任何这方面或混乱-请不要e- m a il给我们要求澄清-简单离开网站。 We cannot be held responsible for you hanging around after you've been expressly told you can't stay.我们不能追究你挂在靠近后，你已经明确告诉你不能留下来。 Thanks.谢谢。