By using this site, you agree not to freak out about the following:使用本網站，您同意不怪胎出約如下：

Traffic Tracking 交通追踪

We use cookies and scripts that track traffic to our site anonymously.我們使用Cookie和腳本，軌道交通，以我們的網站上匿名的。 We do this because we A) want to find out what you're looking at to see what you like to read and 2) we need to know how many folks visit the site because certain companies who send us free shit want to know numbers like that.我們這樣做，因為我們一）要找出什麼您看，看看有什麼你喜歡閱讀和2 ）我們需要知道有多少鄉親訪問該網站，因為某些公司誰給我們免費shit外圍想知道類似這樣的數字那個。 If you do nothing but browse about the site, we can see you doing it but it's totally anonymous.如果你什麼也不做，但瀏覽有關網站，我們可以看到，你在做它，但它的完全無名氏。

Updated 5/22/08: Also, please be aware that third parties, ie those that serve the ads on our site, may be placing and reading cookies on your browser, or using web beacons to collect information. 更新5/22/08 ：也請注意，第三次締約方，即那些服務的廣告在我們的網站上，可配售及讀取Cookie在您的瀏覽器，或使用網站的beacon ，蒐集資料。 For more info, check out the Third Party ads bit below.如需詳細資訊，請參閱第三方廣告位以下。

Personal Data 個人資料

You can, however, give us certain personal data.不過，您可以給我們某些個人資料。 This can happen while registering for the這可以發生，而登記為 Needcoffee.com Gabfest needcoffee.com gabfest (our message board) or entering our contests. （我們的留言板）或進入我們的競賽。 Your e-mail address or any other data you provide to us via this process is never given out to anyone outside this site without your permission or unless we're ordered to do so by a court of law.您的電子郵件地址或任何其他數據，您提供給我們透過這個過程中是從來沒有給出任何人以外的本網站未經您的許可，或除非我們正在下令這樣做法院的法律。

Please be aware that we cannot be held responsible for people taking an e-mail address that you have placed in a comment or in a Gabfest post that you yourself created and sticking that on a spam mailing list or any other mailing list without your permission.請注意，我們無法舉行負責人以一個電子郵件地址，你放置在一個評論，或在一個gabfest後是你自己創造和堅持認為，對垃圾郵件的郵件列表或任何其他的郵寄名單未經您的許可。 By you posting your e-mail address anywhere on this site or any affiliated site (such as the Gabfest), you're waiving any expectation of that e-mail address remaining private.你發布您的電子郵件地址的任何地方本網站或任何下屬的網站（例如作為gabfest ） ，您放棄任何的期望，認為e - mail地址，其餘私人。 In fact, if we find your e-mail address or phone number in a comment or message board post, and you're someone we don't know, we will edit that information out.事實上，如果我們發現您的電子郵件地址或電話號碼在評論或留言板留言，而您有人，我們不知道，我們會編輯的信息。 Yes, I know it's your right to open yourself up to spammers and freaks around the world, but think about it: if you're commenting, we don't know that you're really you .是的，我知道這是你的權利，公開自己到垃圾郵件發送者和怪胎世界各地的，但想一想：如果您在評論，我們不知道您真的你 。 You could very easily be posting the e-mail address and phone number of your worst enemy just to piss them off.你可以很容易被張貼電子郵件地址和電話號碼，你最大的敵人，只是小便將它們趕走。 And while they might deserve that, we won't help you with it.雖然他們可能值得，我們不會幫你。 And if you are somebody's worst enemy, just thank us and move along.如果你是別人的最壞的敵人，只是感謝我們和沿。

There is a place on the Gabfest sign-up and on contest sign-ups where you can opt-in to a mailing list that is given out to third parties for their use to mail you marketing info.有一個發生在gabfest註冊和對競賽的註冊次數，您可以選擇-在一個郵寄列表是給出了第三締約方供其使用，以電子郵件發送給您的營銷信息。 We use this as leverage in order to get free shit to give you as contest prizes and the like.我們以此作為槓桿，為了獲得免費的shit外圍給你作為競賽獎品等。 All they see is your e-mail address and your gender unless it's a special one-off situation and then we will outline on the page in question what we're giving them.所有他們所看到的是您的電子郵件地址和您的性別，除非它的一個特別一次過的情況，然後我們將概述在網頁上的問題我們正在給他們。 And we never, ever give even that info out without you telling us it's okay during one of those sign-ups.我們從來沒有，任何時候都給予信息，甚至在沒有你告訴我們它的好，在其中一人註冊次數。 If you think you signed up for this opt-in list by mistake, just send us an e-mail at optout@needcoffee.com and we'll check--if you are on the list, we'll take you off.如果您認為您簽署了這一選擇-在名單上的錯誤，只需向我們發送一封電子郵件，在optout@needcoffee.com ，我們將檢查-如果你是在名單上，我們會將您帶入小康。 It's just that simple.它只是這麼簡單。 If you opt-in on one contest, you can't click No on the next contest and be taken off.如果您選擇-在對1競賽，你不能按一下就沒有未來競賽和應採取的小康。 The system doesn't work that way.該系統不工作的方式。 Use optout@needcoffee.com to get taken off the third party information list.使用optout@needcoffee.com獲得起飛的第三黨的資料清單。 By opting-in to this list, though, you are giving us permission to give your e-mail address and gender to a third party company.由選擇在這個名單上，雖然，你給我們的許可，讓您的電子郵件地址和性別給第三方公司。

The only time we would give out any other personal data is if you win a contest.唯一的一次，我們會給予任何其他個人資料是，如果你贏了競賽。 Sometimes the company co-sponsoring the contest (ie, providing the free stuff) is sending stuff directly to you if you win.有時，該公司的共同提案國競賽（即，提供免費的東西）是發送的東西，直接給你，如果你贏了。 To do this, obviously, they need your snail mail address.為此，顯然，他們需要您的蝸牛的電子郵件地址。 By entering a contest, you are giving us permission to give your address to a third party company if you win for the sole purpose of sending you your prize.輸入競賽，你給我們的許可給您的地址給第三方公司，如果你贏了，為的唯一目的是向您發送您的獎。 You are also giving us permission, if you win, for us to post your name and your state (or province) to the site as part of the list of winners.你也給我們的許可，如果你贏了，為我們後您的姓名和您的國家（或省）到該網站的一部分名單，得獎者。

Third Party ads via Google AdSense (Added 5/22/2008) 第三黨的廣告，通過Google的AdSense （ 2008年5月22日）

Google AdSense serves ads from its own ad network as well as various third party ad vendors. Google AdSense的廣告服務，從自己的廣告聯播網，以及各種第三方廣告商。 Some or all of the third party ad vendors may install cookies in your browser and may provide means to opt out of having their respective cookies installed.部分或全部的第三方廣告商可以安裝瀏覽器中的cookies和可能提供的手段來選擇退出後，各自的Cookie安裝。 To find out which of them provide such means, please visit the respective sites listed through this link coming up here.找出哪，他們提供這種手段，請訪問各自網站的上市，通過這種聯繫來這裡。

For an up to date list, Google provides one為最多的最新名單， Google提供了一 here這裡 . 。

Corresponding With the Loonies 相應的與loonies

Also, any correspondence that you send to members of the staff becomes the property of Needcoffee.com and its staff for us to do with as we wish.此外，任何函授您發送給成員的工作人員成為財產needcoffee.com及其工作人員為我們做的與我們的願望。 Basically this means if you send us nasty e-mails thinking that by doing so you can avoid the harsh spotlight of public shame, you're wrong.基本上這意味著如果您發送給我們的討厭的電子郵件，以為這樣做可以避開苛刻的聚光燈下的公眾的恥辱，您錯了。 While, again, we won't post your e-mail address, we have no problems about sharing the actual message itself and your name or "assumed name" with the world.同時，再次，我們將不會發布您的電子郵件地址，我們有沒有問題，關於共享的實際訊息本身和您的姓名或“假設名稱為”與世界。

Message Board (Gabfest) Usage 留言板（ gabfest ）使用

The basic and only rule of the基本只有法治的 Gabfest gabfest is "Don't be a dick."是“不要一迪克” 。 Dickish behavior will get you banned. dickish行為將讓您禁止。 We sometimes provide warnings, but they are not guaranteed.有時候，我們提供的警告，但他們不能保證。 If this item confuses you, it's more than likely because you're a dick.如果此項目混淆了你，它的多，可能是因為您是迪克。

Wordpress Comment Policy 在WordPress評論政策

All comments are moderated (when they're up and running).所有的評論都放緩（當他們正在和運行） 。 If you can see your comment but others cannot, it's because it's awaiting moderation.如果你能看到您的評論，但別人不能，這是因為它的等待放緩。 This is not because we don't trust you (although we don't), but because without moderation, we would have fifty comments on each and every post trying to sell you Prilosec and online casinos and shit you wouldn't even believe.這並不是因為我們不信任你（雖然我們沒有） ，但因為沒有節制，我們將有50評論對每個員額試圖出售給您prilosec和在線賭場和shit外圍，你甚至不相信。 Most comments, even ones critical of what we do here, will go through.大多數的意見，甚至是那些批評我們在這裡做，會經過。 There are, however, exceptions.有，不過，例外的情況。 If we deem your comment to have no redeeming conversational or even humorous value, it probably won't see the light of day.如果我們認為您的評論有沒有挽救的會話，甚至幽默的價值，它可能將不會看到鑑於天。 We reserve the right to blow away any comments which we find to be valueless.我們會保留權利，打擊，遠離任何評論我們認為的價值。 If you want to talk shit about us, at least be creative or funny or entertaining.如果您想談一談shit外圍關於我們，至少有創意或搞笑或娛樂。 But we can talk shit right back.但我們可以談shit外圍右後衛。 So be warned.因此被警告。 And every time you people who want to talk shit come and waste your time on this site, you give us more page views, which makes our advertisers happy, which makes us stronger.和每一次你的人誰想談一談shit外圍來浪費你的時間，關於這個站點，您給我們更多的網頁瀏覽量，這使得我們的廣告客戶快樂，使我們更強。 So yes, please, bring that noise.因此，有的話，請，帶來噪音。 By all means.採取一切手段。

General Statement About Our Audience 一般性發言中對我們的觀眾

This site is considered to be for adults. Mature adults.這個站點是被視為成人。 成熟的成年人。 While we don't generally allow pictures of nudity on the site, we have been known to use terms of profanity, such as "fuck" and "shit" and "Yanni."而一般情況下我們不會允許的照片，裸露在該網站上，我們已經知道使用的條款的褻瀆，如“他媽的”和“ shit外圍”和“雅尼” 。 We believe in free speech.我們相信，在言論自由的。 You have the right to get offended, certainly, but we reserve the right to counter you by getting offended at you getting offended.您有權利得到冒犯，當然，但我們會保留權利，反你所獲得得罪你越來越冒犯。 You have the right to express your outrage in comments and posts, which, if they comply with our comments and posting policy, will be allowed on the site.您有權利表達你的憤怒，在評論和職位，其中，如果他們遵守我們的意見和張貼政策，將被允許在該網站上。 But we reserve the right to mock you mercilessly in return.但我們會保留權利，模擬你無情的回報。 If you find the site offensive, don't come around anymore.如果您發現該網站的攻勢，不來左右了。 The Internet's a big place.互聯網的一個很大的地方。 Basically, I can extend my fist until it reaches your nose, but in turn, you can extend your nose until it reaches my fist.基本上，我可以延長我的拳頭，直到達到您的鼻子，但在轉，您可以延長你的鼻子，直到達到我的拳頭。 If my fist is hanging out in space, and you see it and walk into it anyway, whose fault is that?如果我的拳頭是掛列於空間，你看到它，並走進它無論如何，其故障是什麼？ Consider this your notice that this site is my fist.認為這是您的通知中指出，這個站點是我的拳頭。

Changes to This Policy 此政策發生變化

Changes to this page and this policy may happen, but I wouldn't count on it, because we're tired.改變此頁，這一政策可能會發生，但我不會指望得到它，因為我們很疲倦。 Like...all the time.想… …一切的時間。

Terms Of Usage 使用條款

By using and/or reading this site, you are hereby proclaiming that what you've just read doesn't make you overly paranoid and you're fine with what we've told you.通過使用和/或讀此網站，你在此宣稱什麼您剛才所宣讀的不使你過於偏執和您的罰款與我們所告訴你。 You are also stating for the record that you're intelligent enough to understand what we've said above--people who don't understand any of this or are confused--please do not e-mail us asking for clarification--simply leave the site now.你也說明，以便記錄在案，您的智能足夠的了解我們所表示，上述-人誰不明白，任何這方面或混亂-請不要e- m a il給我們要求澄清-簡單離開網站。 We cannot be held responsible for you hanging around after you've been expressly told you can't stay.我們不能追究你掛在靠近後，你已經明確告訴你不能留下來。 Thanks.謝謝。