Tag - 27 Seconds

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War (2007) – 27 Second Review

Why did it take this long for someone to come up with pitting Li against Statham? Let's just say it's a damn good thing Li was full of shit when he said Fearless was his last movie.

Rockstar Juiced Pomegranate – 27...

Party like a rockstar, sure, but only if your idea of a party involves a sucralose-laced drink that tastes like somebody took all the flavoring you would expect from a pomegranate Dum-Dum lollipop and then melted it down with some low-grade...

Live Free or Die Hard – 27 Second...

You know you have a fantastic movie when you see cameos from not only actors, but other movies as well. And you know you have a downright kick-ASS movie when I, Siege, never once think, "God, would they blow something up already!?"

27 Second Review: Vault Red Blitz

This is supposed to be the berry-infused cousin of Vault, the energy drink from Coke that, while tasty, looks like it escaped from Herbert West's syringe. Trouble is: I got a lot of Vault taste with this, but not a great deal of berry.

Haagen-Dazs Reserve Pomegranate Chip Ice Cream

Haagen-Dazs Reserve Pomegranate Chip Ice...

It's like something out of a bad teen movie from the 80s: you taste the pomegranate portion of the treat and it's like it's a sweet girl you'd like to get to know better. Then just as you chatting her up gets good--the chocolate shows up...

Ben and Jerry’s Cinnamon Buns Ice...

It's like a street gang comprised entirely of Cinnabons ambushed you on a cold night, dragged you into an alleyway and took your wallet, leaving you for dead. But all of that in a positive, tasty and addictive sort of way.

Accepted (2006) – 27 Second Review

Written by: Adam Cooper, Bill Collage & Mark Perez Directed by: Steve Pink Starring: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer, Lewis Black, Blake Lively Review: The funniest thing about this movie...