Why did it take this long for someone to come up with pitting Li against Statham? Let's just say it's a damn good thing Li was full of shit when he said Fearless was his last movie.
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Clive Owen kills two people with carrots! CARROTS!!
Party like a rockstar, sure, but only if your idea of a party involves a sucralose-laced drink that tastes like somebody took all the flavoring you would expect from a pomegranate Dum-Dum lollipop and then melted it down with some low-grade...
I have seen the harbinger of doom... the end of all things... and it is a ballooned John Travolta in a Tina Turner Dress.
Face it: the original is dead along with the rest of the 80s. No one turns into a gun, and you won't learn a lesson about sharing or some shit.
You know you have a fantastic movie when you see cameos from not only actors, but other movies as well. And you know you have a downright kick-ASS movie when I, Siege, never once think, "God, would they blow something up already!?"
This is supposed to be the berry-infused cousin of Vault, the energy drink from Coke that, while tasty, looks like it escaped from Herbert West's syringe. Trouble is: I got a lot of Vault taste with this, but not a great deal of berry.
It's like something out of a bad teen movie from the 80s: you taste the pomegranate portion of the treat and it's like it's a sweet girl you'd like to get to know better. Then just as you chatting her up gets good--the chocolate shows up...
It's like a street gang comprised entirely of Cinnabons ambushed you on a cold night, dragged you into an alleyway and took your wallet, leaving you for dead. But all of that in a positive, tasty and addictive sort of way.
Written by: Adam Cooper, Bill Collage & Mark Perez Directed by: Steve Pink Starring: Justin Long, Jonah Hill, Adam Herschman, Columbus Short, Maria Thayer, Lewis Black, Blake Lively Review: The funniest thing about this movie...