It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that wants to rub things on your unmentionables–but it’s okay, it’s all in the name of exercise. Just keep telling yourself that. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.