Your Weekend Justice #201: This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that survived DragonCon and luckily suffers from only the same disorders that it did beforehand. It shall now spend three hours telling you all about them.

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Ron Jeremy

Agenda:

  • Everybody had a week
  • Derelict beer post-action report
  • DragonCon shenanigans
  • Zombies and scotch
  • Derelict: first the zine, now the coasters
  • Drinking underage and shipping issues
  • Jon’s lament
  • All smells come from New Jersey
  • DragonCon room frenzy
  • Rox’s shipping tips
  • DragonCon’s whore
  • Rob’s DragonCon tips
  • Cults made easy
  • Widge vs. the Coroner of Darkness
  • Luther vs. Notting Hill
  • Conquered by movies
  • The Man Who Left Rob and Rox Speechless
  • DragonCon Dealer Scrip (or something)
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:15+00:00 September 14th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|5 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #199: The Octoberfest Singularity

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that’s in a threesome with an alternate version of itself…and Bonnie Tyler.

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    Hawkeye on a Whale

    Agenda:

  • We shock you by (talking about) doing introductions first thing!
  • “The Podcast has started, hasn’t it?”
  • “One thing about living in Minneapolis I never could stomach: all the damn Nazis.”
  • Digging up Richard III
  • Auto-play…die
  • Let’s talk about Wolv–oh, hell no, Pacific Rim
  • Earning your shirtlessness
  • Comic-Con debrief
  • Science fiction’s answer to masturbation
  • Okay, fine, Wolverine (SPOILERS). And bone claw hatred. Not the Finnish band.
  • World’s Finest
  • Cosmos revisited
  • Walking D– oh hell, never mind
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:20+00:00 August 3rd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: Comic-Con Fallout Edition

    Very quickly, because some of us have lives…the high points from this past weekend. The stuff you actually do need to know. More fallout, I’m certain, is coming. Sort of like winter. But the fallout won’t take several books. Count on it.

    Batman-Superman Movie logo

  • Before you get all excited about World’s Finest (or whatever they end up calling it), just remember: we’ve been here before. And the fact that they’re doing this instead of Man of Steel 2 and then leading on into Justice League says to me that they have very little confidence in the road they’re on. Also, Christian Bale said he was out–but that might just be him asking for more money. Who knows? Regardless, it is way too early to start lining up for it. Fancy logo or not. Source.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:22+00:00 July 22nd, 2013|Stuff You Need to Know|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #190: House of Cards, Condo of Monopoly Money

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that has unraveled the vast conspiracy that links Sesame Street with SPECTRE. The truth can finally be revealed.

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    Bob McGrath: Thunderball

    Agenda:

  • Lice and parenting update
  • Damn you, atheists!
  • The trouble with schools
  • Song of the South revisited
  • Spicy brains. And prions.
  • At last, a reason for education!
  • Apple shopping online
  • Catching up with Robin
  • Kato Boutelle
  • Walking Dead lameness (SPOILERS)
  • The Following (SPOILERS)
  • House of Cards (SPOILERS)
  • Top Gear and reality
  • Remembering (incorrectly) Saturday Night Live
  • The black hole of Sesame Street
  • What…Bali Hai?
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:15+00:00 March 22nd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|7 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #183: Apples, Confusion & Aneurysms

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that is crashing your holiday party. If not in this universe, then a universe quite like this one.

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    Paul Wegner as The Golem

    Agenda:

  • Rox vs. the Digital Hipsters
  • Silent Service
  • Welcome to Meth Talk
  • Festive nutmeg
  • Waiting for Beer
  • Your Sam Adams Report
  • Man of Steel teaser
  • Kevin Costner and the Box
  • Waterworld the Series
  • Pissy restaurants in Tallahassee
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Star Trek teaser
  • Benedict Cumberbatch goal! Plus voice babies.
  • Monitor envy
  • The Lone Ranger trailer
  • Johnny Depp
  • Tim Burton‘s A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • Mickey Rourke, non-hobo
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:54+00:00 December 14th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Headsup: Team Nolan’s “Rises” Blu-Ray is Worthy

    Dark Knight Rises Blu-Ray Cover

    So The Dark Knight Rises. As I may have mentioned in my Wayhomer on the topic (I can’t recall exactly, the whole thing’s rather hazy), I don’t envy the task set before Team Nolan on this one. After basically punching the superhero genre in the throat while at the same time arguably giving us the superhero movie equivalent of Frank Miller‘s Dark Knight Returns, how in the hell do you follow that up?

    Instead of taking the obvious (and stupid) choice of trying to outdo themselves and simply follow the “That But More Of It” formula, they didn’t expand just upwards–they went out in all directions. I didn’t really think of it at the time, but Christopher Nolan describes the various genres that they infiltrated with this film (wonder what Irwin Allen would have made of the football scene)–and thus the scope completely blew up.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:28:56+00:00 December 7th, 2012|Headsup|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: It’s Black Cyber Mondo Yet Somewhat Plaid Monday. Or Something.

    Cyber from Marvel Comics

    First up, it’s Cyber Monday and the holiday shopping season is upon us. As always, we ask you this year more than ever: do us a huge favor. If you’re going to buy stuff from Amazon, then use this link: http://www.needcoffee.com/amazon. It takes you to the Amazon front page and you proceed like nothing is different, except that we get kickbacks. You Across the Pond Types can help out as well: http://www.needcoffee.com/amazonuk. It’s an easy, quick way to help support the site for those of you who can’t make an ongoing donation. A lot of you use the links, for which we are grateful. But if every constant reader we have visit us went to Amazon via those links…well, I would still have two kidneys. Thanks in advance.

    P.S. Their Cyber Monday Deals Week is underway, with tons of DVDs and Blu-Rays discounted for this week. Check it out here.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:29:00+00:00 November 26th, 2012|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Stuff You Need to Know: RZA to Direct the Original Khan

    John Wayne as Genghis Khan

    'Who did you say is directing? Whoa.'

    Yes, sorry, we’ve been away…but we’ve been trapped down in this hellhole with rats, a huge hole in the floor and a pendulum. Long story. Anyway, here’s the gist: a lot of sites try to turn a bunch of press releases into blog posts and articles. You wind up reading 500 words to find out some start from The CW is now the tertiary lead in Saw XIV. Not here. We distill all of that stuff into an info smoothie that you can suck down in one sitting and get on with your life. Enjoy.

    (If you do enjoy, stuff that we cite here as up and coming or of interest–if you’re going to buy it from Amazon anyway, if you do it through our links, we get kickbacks. Thanks in advance for your support.)

  • Speaking of which, the Amazon deal of the day is for the Alien Anthology on Blu-Ray for 64% off. That’s just $25 for a sweet, sweet set. Normally it’s $69.99. Only available today and until they run out.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:29:03+00:00 November 14th, 2012|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #176: Things You Should Know Before Trimming Your Chives

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that talks a lot about art crime and hygiene…usually in the same sentence. And while doing so, picks your pocket. Yeah, that was the podcast. Sorry.

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    Hulk Hogan: Pastamania!

    Agenda:

  • Eating butter
  • Pulling for Florida and pushing your luck
  • Discounting for friends
  • Leigh, surrendering re: the screme egg
  • Alcohol report
  • Porn cinematography
  • Rox and Leigh gives you porn how-tos
  • The Art Heist
  • Leigh and the glowing rabbit. Either that, or Tourette’s.
  • Boardwalk Empire (SPOILERS)
  • Walking Dead (SPOILERS)
  • Proportional porn
  • Holliston report
  • A rum primer
  • Serv vs Listserv
  • Spouses who listen to this show (we’re f***ed)
  • Thanksgiving plans
  • We’re not talking about canadian bacon again
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:29:32+00:00 October 19th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    Headsup: Ships, Whips & A Guy With a Pegleg

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Indiana Jones: The Complete Adventures Blu-Ray
    Titanic 3D Blu-Ray
    Treasure Island Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:30:04+00:00 September 25th, 2012|Headsup|0 Comments