Tag - Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab

On The First Day Of Christmas, Black Phoenix...

Rejoice! You have survived 2017! All the natural disasters, all the important people whipping their dick out without permission, and all the bat shittiness from the Orange Julius Caesar. You’re still here. So relax, have a glass of...

Black Phoenix Halloween 2017

I’m getting worried about our dear leader, Widgett Walls. I sent him a email saying my post about the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab Halloween perfumes would be late, he said I have pretty of time because we’re coming up on Second...

Black Phoenix: Here Be Dragons

Where is Petertree Street on this thing? DragonCon. The convention that is about to take over Atlanta is only a few days away. You know the maniacs of Need Coffee will be there. Presumably, Widge will post some sort of schedule, but honestly...

Black Phoenix Amuses With Prank Perfumes

How’s your year been? Hopefully better than 2016. I have several friends who were quite glad when January 1, 2017 arrived. Of course, now everyone I know is getting PTSD from the news and physically jump when they get a notification...

Black Phoenix Takes A Stab At Julius Caesar

Filibuster this, motherfucker! Julius Caesar is one of the major jewels in the Shakespearean crown. “Beware the Ides of March,” “Et Tu, Brute,” “Friends, Romans, Countrymen.” You all know them even if you...

Black Phoenix Halloween 2016

Widge and his emotional support animal After every Halloween, we here at Needcoffee have a ritual. It’s called the Post-Halloween Crash. Yes, the aftereffects of zombies, pumpkin spice everything, and way too much chocolate can lead to...

Remember The Snow With Black Phoenix

(Widge’s Note: Scott turned it in late and life fell on me and I made it more late. So it’s on me. But regardless, some people want to celebrate Xmas year-round, so I guess this is for them. I celebrate Halloween year-round so I...

Embrace The Series of Halloweens With Black...

The new Uber: uncomfortable seating but bypasses all the traffic… Widge’s Note: No idea what Scott’s on about here, it’s still twelve days until 3rd Halloween. Hope everybody is enjoying decorating their trees with...

Black Phoenix Comes From Both Mars and...

Spring has finally arrived and with it signs of life: pollen everywhere, animals in heat, and people contemplating matters both romantic and carnal. And yes, people are always considering these matters to be sure, but it occurs with more...