Tag - Burger King

If Siege Had a Line of Body Spray…

We’d just like to take this moment to apologize again–we accept full responsibility for bringing the Burger King back from whatever hell he had been cast into. And now he’s in this new Halloween’s The Shape plastic...

BK Crown Card: So… Where’s Ours?

Apparently there is a BK Crown Card–a very rare card that entitles the cardholder to unlimited free Burger King food. This revealed by Hugh Laurie bringing up the subject–and thus becoming reportedly the twelfth recipient of one...

Fast Food Adverts: They Fight Reality...

The West Virginia Surf Report is taking the pics of fast food items as they appear in advertising and putting them side by side with what they look like when actually purchased. No doubt the fast food PR flaks are preparing to tell us that...

Burger King the Movie: We Never Should Have...

It’s already been well established that we are responsible for bringing the Burger King character back from the dead. At a Gonzo Film Fest a few years ago, we showed an old Burger King commercial which had a less scary version of the...

I Am Incorrigible

Well, it is National Hamburger Month, after all. Men of the world, come together, break some shit and declare your love for beastflesh on a bun. This is a hell of a lot better than waking up with that sociopathic King, that’s for damn...