Your Weekend Justice #197: The Guy Who Bags Your Groceries is Not a Quest Giver

It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck–the podcast that wants to send you on a quest… to Dream The Impossible Dream.

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Toucans

Agenda:

  • Jon and the Porn Router
  • Every 80s film ever
  • Serv trying to be reassuring about porn (failing)
  • Canada Track
  • Jon and the Alien-Blocking Router
  • The NSA discovers Jon’s Routering
  • Man of Steel
  • Technologically advanced civilizations don’t require screens
  • Laurence Fishburne‘s earring
  • Nerves Like Serv
  • Drink report
  • The Weekend Justice Book Club Review
  • Neil Gaiman and The Ocean at the End of the Lane
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:27:37+00:00 June 29th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?

    It’s Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 audio trainwreck. It’s the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning…and promise. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

    Please note–an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

    In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff’s last film as 1968’s Targets, when as you, of course, well know–it was instead 1971’s The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.

    Agenda:

  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then…Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o’clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
  • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:33:26+00:00 January 27th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Win Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town on DVD!

    Kids in the Hall: Death Comes to Town DVD

    It’s the previously mentioned Kids in the Hall reunion/series, Death Comes to Town. And it’s hitting DVD once more thanks to your friends at A&E. Here’s what they have to say for themselves:

    In the small town of Shuckton, Ontario, which has just placed a bid to host the 2028 Summer Olympics, its mayor, Larry Bowman, is found murdered. As the authorities investigate, other townsfolk with a personal history to the deceased mayor conduct their own unofficial investigations to see if they can discover who committed the murder. Life in Shuckton continues under the leadership of the new mayor who has her own agenda, and under the watchful eye of the local news team, who not only have more news to cover than usual but who are dealing with their own internal issues. But as life continues, so does Death, he who has some more names on his list and some old scores to settle.

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:41:04+00:00 May 9th, 2011|Contests|1 Comment

    Headsup: Swans, Lions and Crows With Explosives

    There’s a lot of stuff that comes out all the time, and the companies are want your attention and mostly…your coin. But, you know, it’s your coin and you have to take care where you spend it. With these posts we try to take you through recent releases so you can make up your mind. If you find the info here to be of use, do us a favor and purchase stuff from Amazon through us. Especially if you were going to buy the stuff anyway. That gives us kickbacks, which help pay for things. Like the server. And coffee. And therapy. We thank you.

    Incredibles Blu-Ray
    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 Blu-Ray
    Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Trader Blu-Ray

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    By | 2017-09-24T22:41:34+00:00 April 26th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #99: The Parcel at Hobo Lake

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that is never on the right side of the door, at least as far as it’s concerned. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Hobo Panda!

    Agenda:

    • Rox: Axe Artist!
    • Hobo Batman!
    • Leigh vs. Siegfried & Roy
    • Leigh understands bopping…at last
    • Leigh sticks the landing
    • Cylon Dion!
    • The Gymnast!
    • KIDS, Inc. terrifying sing-along
    • Pixelated cocks
    • Barn raising
    • How Waffle House equals civilization
    • Jesus Chicken on Sunday?
    • Tool Wine!
    • Alcohol Report
    • Mead!
    • Height jokes and garden gnomes
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:21+00:00 January 28th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #98: Upton Sinclair Wept

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that don’t need no steekin’ batches. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    44

    Agenda:

    • ScottC vs. students
    • Vampiric beer
    • Jaffa cake ice cream
    • Alcohol report!
    • Leigh’s Canadian report
    • Curling hall of fame?
    • Cubano-Style!
    • Bra fest!
    • Leigh’s Toronto report
    • Running in the snow
    • Leigh’s Led Zeppelin education
    • The King’s Speech/Doctor Who crossover?
    • Nicolas Cage
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:28+00:00 January 21st, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #97: Cautionary Tales of Pop Rocks Abuse

    It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that scoffs at your Snowpocalypse and hoses down your driveway in the middle of the night. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Krull Comics

    Agenda:

    • R. Kelly, poet
    • Leigh’s great-grandmother travels through time!
    • Let’s start a rumor!
    • Axis & Allies enthusiasm
    • Stephen King‘s Dark Tower: The Board Game
    • Demon wrapping
    • Gifts going wrong
    • Pop Rocks going wrong
    • Leigh was right
    • Dare levels
    • The Ginger Story
    • Meredith Baxter-Birney
    • The Comic-Con Parade
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:44:48+00:00 January 14th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #90: A Bold New Kind of Lobster

    It’s the podcast that was made for print. It’s Weekend Justice: the podcast that knows what fortune is in what cookie–and makes sure you get the crap one. This podcast was engineered–some might say over-engineered–by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    Mummified Barbie

    Agenda:

    • Everyone vs. scotch
    • Crap birthdays
    • The dying leather chair and Din’s dilemma
    • Trying to not-kill Leigh’s dog
    • Widgett Walls, non-diva
    • Revisiting Harvey
    • Zombies in Atlanta
    • Cat hair golem!
    • Packages!
    • Mummifying Barbie!
    • Foot binding (not on this podcast!)
    • Chromeo
    • Din vs. Rob!
    • Napcast!
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:46:16+00:00 November 12th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #80: Don’t Scratch That Record!

    Open the window, Mark, and let it in: another episode of Weekend Justice. Engineered by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and potentially underdeveloped. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

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    David McCallum as Illya Kuryakin

    Agenda:

    • Scott’s first day back
    • College parking
    • Kim’s guide to shoplifting
    • Consumers and How to Spot Them
    • Jon and Leigh Take a Swallow…Together
    • Girl beers
    • The Unique Geek Podcasts vs. DragonCon
    • Leigh’s turtleneck fetish
    • Sally Draper has issues
    • Wikipedia vs. Leigh’s uterus
    • Hostess Presents…
    • Scott’s first day of school
    • Hobo school supplies
    • Rock Lobster!
    • The Lost Auction
    • Tuffley vs. Carly Simon
    • Lost ending revisited
    • The Corpse Cannon and Spazhouse prequels
    • (more…)

    By | 2017-09-24T22:48:52+00:00 August 27th, 2010|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Monday Morning Mental Sorbet: A Clown, Some Broccoli & Hair Tigers

    Bimbo the Clown

    Each week we try to find some key bits of video that will simply make your brain stop. Because let’s face it: if you’re working a day job, your brain will sometimes hinder rather than help you. Or perhaps you do need your brain…we can at least numb it to the point where the rest of the week will make a helluva lot more sense after you watch this stuff.

    First up, this is from a beloved Canadian children’s show. Some of you may have fond memories from it. Personally, I first thought I was watching some kind of bizarre surreal performance art. It never seems content with a single level of weirdness–it’s like a weirdness overachievement.
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    By | 2017-09-24T22:49:21+00:00 August 16th, 2010|Mental Sorbet|3 Comments