Stuff: British Internet Insanity, The Return of Tarzan, & Everybody Loves Russian Raymond

Returned to Sender
  • UK readers, it was nice knowing you. Because we sometimes link out to places that have copyrighted material, the government could block Needcoffee from your view–if we’re understanding how this new law will work–disclaimer needed because I haven’t read the whole thing. Granted, we don’t do much of such linking–compared to most of the rest of the net, anyway–but we will link out or embed videos. Generally we include a way for people to buy the thing in question, so I don’t lose any sleep over it. But more than anything else, I think the hilarity of watching the courts in the UK try to process the impending avalanche of requests is going to make this go away sooner than later. And the sadness of watching Twitter light up with proxies like was being done recently with…that’s right…Iranian protestors. UK: You can’t stop the net. Sorry. Nice round-up of links here.
  • Like Japanese entertainment stuff? You’re in luck. They have “a cabinet-level office for intellectual property rights strategy” and they want to double their export of fun stuff. We’re going to talk below about us exporting television shows internationally…but can we please get a U.S. version of this? Source: Variety, who doesn’t want you to read the original article.
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    Stuff You Need to Know, Wednesday, December 24, 2008

    The Voyage of the Dawn Treader book cover art
  • Dawn Treader has no Disney. Hollywood Reporter does an analysis of the situation fairly well, showing that the Narnia franchise is on a downward slope and Disney feels like it’s time to get while the getting’s good. Of course, what they leave out is that the reason Lion did well as compared to Caspian is that fool us once shame on you, fool us twice shame on us. Your Caspian audience, I think, were the kids who just didn’t know any better. But of course, Hollywood, since it can’t accept responsibility when it fucks up something, will simply show this as waning interest in fantasy flicks for kids. Morons.
  • Clive Owen will star in Cartagena a story about the fit hitting the shan for an undercover agent who’s in the middle of the Colombian drug cartel scene. Source: Hollywood Reporter.
  • Interesting. Rather than screw around with the censors and so forth in China, Warner Brothers just isn’t releasing Dark Knight in China. Which means that those who haven’t already purchased a pirated copy in that country will now. Source: Variety.
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:07:59+00:00 December 24th, 2008|Stuff You Need to Know|0 Comments

    Shoot ‘Em Up (2007) – 27 Second Review

    Clive Owen from Shoot Em Up

    Written & Directed by: Michael Davis
    Starring: Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti, Monica Bellucci, Stephen McHattie, Greg Bryk

    Review: DUDE!! Clive Owen kills two people with carrots! CARROTS!! I always approve of killing with unconventional weaponry. But when you do it with something that’s normally healthy for you, the irony factor comes in, and it’s a masterpiece.

    Time: 14 seconds
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    By | 2017-09-24T23:27:36+00:00 September 10th, 2007|27 Seconds, Reviews|0 Comments

    Sin City (2005) – DVD Review

    Sin City DVD cover art

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by Robert Rodriguez, based on the series of graphics novels by Frank Miller
    Directed by Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino
    Starring Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Clive Owen, Rosario Dawson

    Features:

    • Behind-the-scenes featurette

    Released by: Dimension.
    Rating: R.
    Region: 1
    Anamorphic: Yes.

    My Advice: Wait for the uber-version.

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    Sin City (2005) – Movie Review

    Sin City movie poster Jessica Alba

    Written by Robert Rodriguez, based on the series of graphics novels by Frank Miller
    Directed by Frank Miller, Robert Rodriguez & Quentin Tarantino
    Starring Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Clive Owen, Rosario Dawson

    My Advice: Don’t miss it.

    Welcome to Basin City. It’s a freaking cesspool of sex, violence and depravity. A series of stories from the town come to light. First, an about-to-retire cop (Willis) gets involved with his last case and finds himself in some serious shit. Next, a dangerous nutjob (Rourke) has a night he’ll never forget with a young lady, only to wake up with her dead in bed next to him. And a guy named Dwight (Owen) finds himself in the middle of a war between the ladies of the evening who control Old Town, the mob that wants in, and the cops. Before everything’s said and done there will be carnage, blood, gore, and rampant disregard for most anything civilized. Sweet.

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    By | 2017-09-24T23:59:23+00:00 April 1st, 2005|Reviews|3 Comments

    The Bourne Identity (2002) – DVD Review

    Bourne Identity DVD

    Film:
    DVD:

    Written by: Tony Gilroy & William Blake Herron, based on the novel by Robert Ludlum
    Directed by: Doug Liman
    Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Chris Cooper, Brian Cox, Clive Owen

    Features:

    • Alternate opening and closing with introduction by producer Frank Marshall, scribe Gilroy and actor Cox
    • “The Bourne Mastermind”: tribute to author Ludlum
    • Interview with scribe Gilroy
    • Featurettes: “From Identity to Supremacy”; “The Bourne Diagnosis”; “Cloak and Dagger: Covert Ops”; “Inside a Fight Scene”
    • Sound featurette
    • Deleted scenes
    • Music Video: “Extreme Ways” by Moby
    • Cast and filmmakers info
    • Production notes

    Released by: Universal
    Region: 1
    Rating: PG-13
    Anamorphic: Yes.

    My Advice: Get the original DVD release; rent this one.

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    By | 2017-09-25T00:00:20+00:00 July 29th, 2004|Reviews|0 Comments