Tag - clocks

NEWS FLASH: I Was Dr. Theopolis’ Sex...

In a shocking announcement that is shaking the New Chicago political establishment, a robot clock has come forward to tell a horrific tale of sex, lies, and microprocessors. “Everyone knows him as the cool rational member of the...

How to Tell If Someone Considers You a...

If they do, they will buy this for their next gift-giving occasion. The only thing more of an affront than this would be them punching your mother in the mouth. With your fist. Not even Salieri would have bought Mozart one of these...

Chronophage Grasshopper Clock

The Grasshopper Who Noms Time!

In what is no doubt the weirdest clock in the world, time is represented by a series of LEDs shining out through slits in dials of the thing, while a grasshopper that looks like something out of a Sci-Fi original movie marches along the top...

At Least the Desk Runs Like Clockwork

Dale Mathis makes badass mechano-sculpture art pieces, and they look like some clockpunk version of the Techno-organic virus from Marvel Comics infected an art gallery. Which is all well and good, but you know, you can glue a bunch of gears...

Terror on Your Bedside Table

I know you’re thinking that this is more comical than evil. And I would agree–having read the post over at Wired, you’d think surely it was hyperbole. While this is annoying as hell, surely it can’t be as evil as...

The Oh Hell I Forgot So-and-So Xmas Shopping...

Okay, so. We’ve all been there. You’ve been at a party, or a function. Or you’ve opened your mail. And…oh shit. Somebody gave you a gift and you weren’t expecting it. Could be your cousin who you thought had...

Chris Dimino: One Flew Over the Shining...

This is sheer, unadulterated genius: a cuckoo clock where Jack Nicholson, as Jack Torrance, crashes through the door every hour on the hour and yells "Heeeere's Johnny!" Oh, and Shelley Duvall screams bloody murder.

DIY Sesame Street Pinball Clock

This Instructable shows you how you can make your very own clock, just like the one featured in the timeless Pinball Song from Sesame Street. Now if somebody can make an alarmed version that actually plays the song, that somebody will be...