Your Weekend Justice #220: A Thermos Full of Bees

Warning Not a Toy

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, the podcast that wishes it had a novelty lunchbox designed in its honor. We're just saying.

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By |July 27th, 2014|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

Your Weekend Justice #207: It's a Wonderful Life of Blinding Rage

It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that lights an angel on fire every time Serv opens a beer. Which explains global warming.

Edith Piaf: Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien

Agenda:

  • Inexplicable Mazes & Monsters sequel
  • ScottC as a yardstick (quiet, Scott)
  • The Website of Doom (which doesn't load) attempts to review us (also, non-loading)
  • The Hawkins Six-Pack Challenge
  • Rasta Jack Frost
  • Virtual tour of Spazhouse
  • The Euro Jokes
  • The Non-Euro Jokes
  • Dumb crooks in Mexico
  • Walking Dead and SPOILERS
  • Smell the mimeograph
  • J.J. and the Phantom Bridge
  • AfterBAD
  • Korea and the Catholics
  • Wrestling 101
  • Eli Roth, animated
  • Bad movies
  • iPad comparisons
  • Voyagers!
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    By |December 13th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|1 Comment

    Your Weekend Justice #197: The Guy Who Bags Your Groceries is Not a Quest Giver

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck--the podcast that wants to send you on a quest... to Dream The Impossible Dream.

    Toucans

    Agenda:

  • Jon and the Porn Router
  • Every 80s film ever
  • Serv trying to be reassuring about porn (failing)
  • Canada Track
  • Jon and the Alien-Blocking Router
  • The NSA discovers Jon's Routering
  • Man of Steel
  • Technologically advanced civilizations don't require screens
  • Laurence Fishburne's earring
  • Nerves Like Serv
  • Drink report
  • The Weekend Justice Book Club Review
  • Neil Gaiman and The Ocean at the End of the Lane
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    By |June 29th, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|2 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #188: Appetite for Destruction, Lust For Peeps

    Sorry it's late. It's been a day. So. It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck, which really wishes for the day where 3-D Peep printing technology becomes affordable enough to put such a printer in every home. One day, people. One. Day.

    Kids Incorporated
  • The new Thursday and the new Wednesday
  • Travel tips with Jon
  • Nakedness. And Peeps. And body paint.
  • Filling in boob.
  • Kim vs. Hansel & Gretel
  • Jeremy Renner and Geek Love.
  • In (very slight) defense of the Dungeons & Dragons film
  • Naughty witches
  • Peter Stormare spoilers!
  • Of Ren Fests and calendars
  • Elementary vs. THE PAST
  • Downton and Upstairs Downstairs. Yes, again.
  • Sparkles kill, kids.
  • Following The Following
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    By |February 23rd, 2013|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #145: Will Somebody Save Somebody?

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that can go to a Dark Place at the drop of a hat. And not every listener will make it back alive. This is both warning...and promise. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Martha Stewart Coming Home Poncho

    Please note--an extra warning for this episode, in which terrible, sick jokes are made about children and taxidermy. In light of this, I would like to issue the following apology in advance:

    In my rush to make a joke, I incorrectly identified Boris Karloff's last film as 1968's Targets, when as you, of course, well know--it was instead 1971's The Incredible Invasion, released after his death. My apologies for any confusion or distress this slip-up may cause.

    Agenda:

  • Everyone vs. Beck
  • And then...Beckham
  • Stealth hooligans
  • What the hell is this thing, anyway?
  • Ass crack o'clock
  • Something about Jill and her nipple
  • The Matrix spoilers
  • Being a bitch for D&D
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    By |January 27th, 2012|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|4 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #129: Deep Fried...What?

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that will mentally deep fry you in psychic batter and metaphorically gnaw on your soul. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    Can o' Crickets

    Agenda:

  • DragonCon Highly Edited Post-Mortem
  • Fringe vs. Falling Skies
  • Being dressed and awake. Or not.
  • Cricketpalooza!
  • Ronnie Fleming and other things he wasn't
  • The Security Guard story
  • Rox's new feat
  • Your Fall TV Bitchfest
  • Contest of Chairs
  • Doctor Who bitching!
  • Torchwood bitching!
  • You're Spartacus
  • Alternate space pirates!
  • Rock Lobster!
  • Haunted flooring
  • Rob's Glen Campbell review
  • Quick bit of 3D bitching!
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    By |September 16th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|6 Comments

    The Grue Café #4: Random Damage

    Roll Against Your Sanity

    Your patience has been rewarded. Re-convened is The Grue Café, starring Kim, Rox of Spazhouse, the non-Flamingo Doc Ezra and Dom. The panel discusses gaming and/or the lack thereof at DragonCon, game mechanics and physics, dice addiction, [...]

    By |September 14th, 2011|Grue Cafe, Podcasts|4 Comments

    Black Phoenix Battles Gamer Funk

    Black Phoenix RPG perfumes

    Now we all know that nerd stereotypes are mostly wrong. Most nerds are not living in their mom's basements living an isolated lifestyle of video games, Star Trek marathons, and no contact with the vagina. We all know plenty of geeks who have their own homes, watch other television shows, and not only have sex--but even have children. But those who do fit the stereotype are out there. Since we are fast approaching the geek orgy that is DragonCon, we need to address another stereotype: the smelly gamer.

    We all make jokes about the con goers who seem to radiate a sentient cloud of foul body odor. We all know about bringing a gas mask into the Gaming Room. We all bitch and moan about your inability to take a shower. Now, I can hear the gamers say that they don't smell or that do know what soap is and how to use it. The problem is that not smelling will not fix your bad reputation. You must replace the common perception of smelly badly by smelling well. Lucky for you, Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is here to help you.

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    By |August 15th, 2011|Headsup|0 Comments

    Your Weekend Justice #110: Clamato For The Soul

    It's Weekend Justice: the Internet's #1 audio trainwreck. It's the podcast that tries to have its cake and Edith too. It's definitely not for the faint of heart. Or the owners of a lonely heart. This podcast was engineered--some might say over-engineered--by experts to escort you from the work week in the most chaotic manner possible. Please note: this podcast is profane, definitely oversexed and definitely overwrought. It is wrong and unsafe. You have been warned.

    James Brown: It's a Man's World

    Agenda:

    • Beer quest!
    • Scott vs. citrus of all kinds
    • Scott tee hees and disturbs everyone. Everyone. In the world.
    • Iceman and Amazon MP3s
    • Upstairs Downstairs vs. Downton Abbey
    • Luther & Idris Elba
    • The quest for Global Frequency jackets
    • The Crow's return
    • Martian Chronicles
    • Rox of Spazhouse vs. chicken soup
    • Rob vs. Chicken Soup
    • Jesus vs. mimes
    • Rock lobster!
    • Chicken Soup for the Safeword
    • "Send in the Gimps"
    • Starship. Again.
    • Useless Alamo fact
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    By |April 15th, 2011|Podcasts, Weekend Justice|3 Comments

    The Grue Café #3: Skype Falls, Everyone Dies

    Doc Ezra flamingo

    And now we bring you the post-DragonCon episode of The Grue Café, starring Kim, Rox of Spazhouse and special guest Dom. Also in attendance is Flamingo Doc Ezra. The panel discusses, when they are not being thrown about by [...]

    By |October 8th, 2010|Grue Cafe, Podcasts|1 Comment